Donald Trump Fired Khloe Kardashian From “Celebrity Apprentice” Because She Wasn’t Hot Enough

"Why don’t we fire Khloe? She is a fat piglet. Why did we get the ugly Kardashian?"

NY Senate Candidate Promised to Provide Kool-Aid, KFC, & Watermelon During Harlem Campaign Event Before Being Arrested

It’s 2016 and this man running for office is really trying to appeal to black people with fried chicken and watermelon.

BeyHive Swarms Donald Trump Campaign Advisor Betsy McCaughey After Using Beyoncé Lyrics to Slam Hillary Clinton

"Betsy with the good hair, how dare you bring Queen Bey into this foolishness?"

Michelle Obama Delivers Impassioned Speech in Response to Donald Trump Boasting About Sexually Assaulting Women

"I can't believe that I'm saying that a candidate for president of the United States has bragged about sexually assaulting women..."

WikiLeaks Clinton Campaign Email Dump Reveals UFO Talk With Blink 182’s Tom DeLonge

The emails imply that the two are working together to uncover the great truth behind UFOs and alien life.

Must-Watch: Robert De Niro Epically Slams Donald Trump in Under One Minute

Robert De Niro is fed up with Donald Trump just as much as most of us are. In fact, the legendary actor would like to “punch in the...

5 Times Presidential Hopeful Gary Johnson Has Looked Like a Fool

If you do any digging on Gary Johnson, or just watch him on the campaign trail, you quickly begin to realize that he may not be as presidential as one would hope.

Mary J. Blige Has a Talk Show on Apple Music and She’s Awkwardly Serenading Hillary Clinton

This is just complete and utter foolishness. What the hell are you doing, Mary J?

Black Pastor Brilliantly Shuts Down Donald Trump After He Begins to Attack Hillary Clinton in Her Church

Trump spoke at a church in Flint, MI to discuss the ongoing water crisis and was brilliantly shut down by the pastor as he began to attack Hillary Clinton.

#InTrumpsNFL Surfaces On Twitter, Scares Football Fans Everywhere

The trending hashtag has people weighing in on what the state of football would look like if Donald Trump was running the show. And let's just say it ain't pretty.

Colin Powell Is the Only Republican Speaking the Truth, Calls Donald Trump a “National Disgrace” in Leaked Emails

Colin Powell just might be the only Republican making sense in this bizarre presidential election.

Hillary Clinton Stumbles & Wobbles From Pneumonia During 9/11 Ceremony, Collapse Fuels Illness Theories

Hillary Clinton gave the nation quite the scare as she suffered a “medical episode” while attending a 9/11 commemoration ceremony in New York City.

Viral Photo Shows Malia Obama Sitting Next to Bong While Wearing “Smoking Kills” Shirt

Though Malia Obama has decided to take a gap year before attending Harvard next fall, she is certainly getting the college freshman experience and she doesn’t care what anyone thinks.

Diddy: President Obama “Shortchanged” Black People, Hillary Clinton Hasn’t Earned the Black Vote Yet

Sean “Diddy” Combs is not quite feeling President Barack Obama or the two candidates currently running for the president.

Bill O’Reilly Says All-Black USA Basketball Team’s Gold Medal Is Due to the Opportunities America “Afforded” Them

The 2016 Rio Olympics have concluded and the United States not only took home the most medals overall (121), but also the most gold medals (46). That means the...

Malia Obama Reportedly Attended “Rowdy” College Party Shut Down by Police

Ya’ll, Malia Obama is so ready to be out of the White House! The 18-year-old clearly doesn’t care who’s watching anymore; she just wants to have a good time...

Historically Black Church Endorses Donald Trump With Guidance from Omarosa

Now, I’ve seen it all! Shockingly, it seems reality show villain, Omarosa Manigault, as the Director of African-American Outreach for Donald Trump’s campaign is actually working. A historically black...

Caught on Camera: Was Malia Obama Smoking Weed at Lollapalooza?

LEAVE MALIA ALONE!!! *said in my best Britney Spears fan Chris Crocker voice* A video of Malia Obama from last month’s Lollapalooza has surfaced and it seems the First Daughter...

Sasha Obama’s Summer Job Proves She’s Just Another Normal American Teenager

Despite being the First Daughter and practically growing up in the White House, Malia and Sasha Obama have to be the most unaffected teens in the world. Just days...

Gary Johnson Trolls Donald Trump Amid Wife Melania’s Immigration Issues

One of Donald Trump’s main political platforms during his presidential run has been a promise to crack down on illegal immigration. His stance includes blocking all Muslims from entering...

Clint Eastwood Rails Against Political Correctness, Urges People to “Get Over” Donald Trump’s Racism

Another old white man is trying to tell minorities what is and what isn’t racist. Unfortunately, that “old white man” happens to be Hollywood icon Clint Eastwood. The actor/director graces...

4-Year-Old “Devastated” Over Barack Obama Leaving Office Soon Represents All of Us

This heartbroken 4-year-old embodies everything we’re feeling as we slowly approach January 20, 2017. Just the mere thought of President Barack Obama leaving office made this adorable kid cry. “Because...

First Daughter Malia Obama Turns All the Way Up at Lollapalooza

While Barack and Michelle Obama were gracing the Democratic National Convention stage last week, their oldest daughter was out living her best teenage life on the Lollapalooza stage. First Daughter...

Julian Assange: “A Lot More Material” Coming Regarding US Elections

WikiLeaks founder Julian Assange told CNN on Tuesday that "a lot more" material regarding the U.S. elections might be coming soon. This follows the recent release of almost 20,000...

Bill O’Reilly Claims Slaves Who Built White House Were “Well-Fed” and Provided “Decent Lodgings”

Michelle Obama had conservatives jumping through hoops trying to rewrite history after she acknowledged the slaves that built the White House during her Democratic National Convention speech. However, Bill...

Michelle Obama Causes Us All to Remember the Slaves That Helped Build the White House and Our Nation

After Melania Trump’s disastrous speech at the Republican National Convention, Michelle Obama took the stage at the DNC with poise, class, and delivered one of her most powerful orations....

WikiLeaks Has Released Thousands of Democratic Party Emails, and It Ain’t Pretty

Over the weekend, Wikileaks dropped over 20,000 emails stolen from key members of the Democratic National Committee, and as journalists and regular Joes scour the slew of information, the...

CNN Commentator and Trump Supporter Needs “Dora the Explorer” to Listen to Tim Kaine Speak

OMG! Is it time to vote yet? I’m not sure how much more of this I can take. A CNN commentator and Donald Trump supporter went on national TV...

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and the Political Rubik’s Cube

Today, our political scene, and country as a whole, is more divided than ever in recent history. This is perfectly reflected in the two political candidates we’ve been offered...

You Done F***ed Up, McCrory: NBA Pulls 2017 All-Star Game From Charlotte

The NBA had planned on bringing its All-Star festivities to the emerging market of Charlotte, NC for the 2017 season. Fans in the city and state were excited to...