Paris Hilton‘s 15 minutes of fame expired a long time ago (hello, Kim Kardashian!) … but that hasn’t stopped the celebrity socialite and “heiress” to the Hilton Hotel empire from trying her hand at other things. Like DJ-ing, for instance.

Somebody. Anybody. Please, PRETTY PLEASE tell Paris Hilton that just because you’re wearing headphones and turning knobs on a turn-table … that does NOT make you a DJ.

Not at all.

This, however, is more of Paris’ style, and something she’s used to doing:

Stick to this Paris — just sitting there, posing for pictures all model-like. You’re so good at it!

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