Since I’m SUCH a nice person, I thought I’d round up some posts from last week that I missed out on posting, so you won’t feel all left out and detached from the gossip world.

JUANITA BYNUM FILES FOR DIVORCE »

I’m sure you guys remember the JUANITA BYNUM STORY we posted about a couple of weeks ago. The well-known televangelist has apparently filed for divorce!

I’m not crying just because I was kicked or I was choked. There’s more to it than that for me. I know that scars heal, but I lost somebody that I loved very much. I know people go through this saying ‘I loved him.’ No, I love him … My love for Bishop Weeks I don’t think will ever die. I said this to someone yesterday, my love for him, separating what I experienced in that parking lot, I have enough love. It’s so much until I THINK I CAN MARRY HIM TWICE, but this one is over.

And that’s not all! Apparently last month’s assault wasn’t the first physical altercation between the two. CLICK HERE for more on that!

FOXY BROWN AT A PRESS CONFERENCE BACK IN FEBRUARY // PHOTO BY BRYAN BEDDER FOR GETTY IMAGES

TMZ recently proved Foxy Brown to be a bold-faced liar! Even though her lawyer announced news of her pregnancy in open court last month, Foxy Brown’s manager recently made the following statement:

And to the pregnancy rumors, this is the official statement: She is not pregnant.

Well, if that’s the case … someone needs to let Foxy know!!

BEYONCE “WISHES SHE WERE BORN LATINA.”

Beyonce caught a case of the butt-kissies in a recent interview with LATINA MAGAZINE. For those of you who are not in the know, she has an all-new Spanish EP out, entitled Irreemplazable, and she recently sat down to talk with Latina Magazine about it, among other things. Here’s a snippet of the interview.

Latina: How did you learn to sing in Spanish?

Beyonce: I only took classes for a few years in middle school, when you learn to say things like, “Where’s the bathroom?” But, even that helped me with my pronunciation when I got in the studio. I still get a little nervous when I have to do it live, but I’m getting pretty good at it, especially when it has a melody attached to it. I take a lot of time and focus because I want to do it right. I go through everything with Rudy Perez who rewrote my songs in Spanish–he is so incredible and he completely gets it. So I don’t have to correct anything because he’s right on it all the time. Then I learn each line phonetically, how I would say it. It’s hard–my songs are hard enough to sing in English!

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Latina: What’s one thing that you’d like to tell your Latina fans?

Beyonce: I would thank them for embracing me. I did radio (promotions) this morning for hours and hours and I noticed a big difference between speaking to all of the Latino stations and speaking to the pop stations or the other stations. With the Latino stations, there was so much love and everyone is so genuine. I’M JUST JEALOUS THAT I WASN’T BORN LATINA. I WISH I HAD BEEN BECAUSE THE CULTURE IS SO BEAUTIFUL. I’m very grateful Latinos are embracing me.

Wow, I wonder if she REALLY said that or if they just flip-flopped her words. Anyhow, sometimes she should just do what she was meant to do … and that’s sit there and look cute. With her fine ass…

OJ SIMPSON MIGHT BE FACING SOME JAIL TIME

On Friday, TMZ broke a story involving O.J. “if I DID IT” Simpson and 4 men, who had apparently broken into a Las Vegas hotel and robbed a guy at gun point. Alfred Beardsley, a memorabilia dealer, had secured various items once owned by Simpson. Beardsley tells TMZ he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying a suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them had guns drawn.

Then later in the day, TMZ cleared everything up saying that it wasn’t him. We’ve all heard that story! Haha… He told The Associated Press that a sports memorabilia dealer called him up a few weeks ago to say some collectors “have a lot of your stuff and they don’t want anyone to know they are selling it.” Simpson, who says he’s in Vegas for a friend’s wedding, said he arranged to meet the dealer at the Palace Station hotel and conducted a sting operation. “Everybody knows this is stolen stuff,” Simpson told the wire service. “Not only wasn’t there a break-in, but [the dealer] came to the lobby and escorted us up to the room. In any event, it’s stolen stuff that’s mine. Nobody was roughed up.”

Now, today, September 16, 2007, the same site, TMZ of course has an update on the situation! If you check our their site right this second, you’ll see that their whole ENTIRE front page (15 posts) is dedicated to the O.J. Simpson story. No lie! Anyhow, he was arrested in Vegas earlier today (around 1 PM EST), and according to CNN, he is likely to be charged on three counts.

We’ll keep you posted!! Oh, by the way … I apologize for the dry spell last week. My offline life has been beyond hectic. But I’m back … for good. We’re going to be updating so much this week, it’s going to be hard to keep up haha. Just watch 😉

So yeah, Yung Joc just recently shot a video for “Bottles Poppin,” I sorta kinda like this song. The video was shot September 12 in Atlanta; directed by Kai Crawford and features Gorilla Zoe. And of course we will keep you lovely folks posted on the BP video pretty soon. =] View more photos after the cut peeps!

FUNNY BRITNEY SPEARS DOODLE
PHOTO OBTAINED VIA PEREZ HILTON

I love Britney (I really do) but now I think she’s pushing it a little, dissin’ Timbaland and Justin is a no-no, BOOOO!!!!

Timbaland previously said he got close to working with the singer, telling Entertainment Weekly in March, “I just want to take her away, go overseas and work [it] out. … I asked Justin, ‘How would you feel about me working with Britney?’ … ‘Would you do it with me?’ ” Timbaland told the magazine that JT was willing to get involved at the time. “She’s just gotta be serious.”

Now Timbo has even more advice to give her about getting her career back on track. “She needs a story,” he said. “She has no comeback story. That’s the problem. She has to have a team. She needs to come back with Justin doing records; [then we’d see headlines like,] ‘She went back to her ex and she’s making smashes.’ [But instead she got] so big-headed and [was] like, ‘Screw you, screw you, I don’t need nobody.’ ”

So is there any chance for Spears to rectify the situation and possibly work with Timberlake and Timbaland? Yes, says the super-producer — if she apologizes.

“She should humble herself and make a phone call and say, ‘I’m sorry.’ She knows what she’s sorry about,” Tim said. “She needs to say, ‘I was wrong,’ and it’ll definitely move forward. … That’s all she has to say.”

I completely agree with Timbaland, the part about her needing a story, in essence she does … I will continue to support Britney but I don’t know how much longer I can hold out. If I was her I would do some major but kissing right about now. Especially since Timbo is now working with :gags: Ashlee Simpson on her NEW PROJECT coming up — and I might BUY her album! -_-

Wooo, new photos from the Jennifer Lopez album Brave, October 9! Can you say hott? Yes. Also, above, is J.Lo’s official album cover! Doesn’t this look like the cover of a Sci-fi porn flick to you? Lol, what? It does! I still love her though! And a lot of peeps sayin this her “comeback”? Wtf, she never left, where you been? You back, matter fact, apologize!

BEYONCE & TINA IN A NEW ADVERTISEMENT FOR “AMERICAN EXPRESS”
PHOTO BY ANN LEBOWITZ

This photo, supplied by American Express, shows Beyonce in the art for the latest in a series of celebrity American Express ““Are you a Cardmember?”” print ads. Shot by famed photographer Annie Leibovitz in Charlotte, NC, on July 29, 2007, the ad will appear in magazines in mid-September. Beyonce’s mother Tina Knowles also appears in the ad. I swear to Bob I had to do a double-take to make sure that was Ms. Tina. She looks like a white lady in that particular shot LOL.