A video showing a gay man being “DELIVERT!” from homosexuality is making the rounds on the Internet because of how hilariously ridiculous it is.
Any rational human being knows that it’s foolish to think that a gay person can be magically converted into a straight person, just like it would be silly to think that a straight person can be turned gay … and yet, here we are.
The almost seven-minute long clip (above) recorded at a special church event in St. Louis this past weekend purports to show a young man, wearing a paisley blazer and a bright yellow frilly bow tie, declaring that he’s been cured of being gay, and the way he makes his big announcement is what has everyone ROTFL.
I’m not gay no more… I am DELIVERT!
I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE! I said I like WOMEN!
Women, women, women… I SAID WOMEN!
I’M NOT GAY! I will NOT date a man!
I will NOT, carry a purse! I will NOT, put on make-up!
I will! … I WILL! … Love. A Women.
After instructing him to “run! RUN!! RUN!!!” up and down the aisle, the preacher calls the guy a “brand new creature” and asks the now 100% heterosexual man about his life. He’s a 21-year-old college student who is studying to be a doctor and has inexplicably authored over a dozen books.
The preacher then gives him a $100 bill because God told him to do that, and God also told him to tell the straight-as-a-line man that more “money” would be be coming his way due to his “commitment.”
The whole thing is just utterly ridiculous, and the Internet is having a good ol’ time laughing at it and making hilarious parody videos. Like this one:
And this one:
“I DON’T LIKE MENS NO MORE!”
