While the best things in life go together like peanut butter and jelly, there are far too many things that are like oil and water; vinegar and milk; Lindsay Lohan and a clean record. In other words, they don’t mix.

Twitter, being the amateur comedy platform that it is, latched onto the trending topic #2ThingsThatDontMix Wednesday (Feb 20) and let it rip with all the opposites that might attract, but shouldn’t.

Here’s a look at 21 of the funniest tweets on #2ThingsThatDontMix:

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https://twitter.com/ReallyHighIdeas/status/304444969224130560

 

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PETA just being PETA…

 

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