While the best things in life go together like peanut butter and jelly, there are far too many things that are like oil and water; vinegar and milk; Lindsay Lohan and a clean record. In other words, they don’t mix.
Twitter, being the amateur comedy platform that it is, latched onto the trending topic #2ThingsThatDontMix Wednesday (Feb 20) and let it rip with all the opposites that might attract, but shouldn’t.
Here’s a look at 21 of the funniest tweets on #2ThingsThatDontMix:
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#2ThingsThatDontMix alcohol and cell phones. Bad things happen
— Life As A Party (@LifeAsParty) February 21, 2013
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https://twitter.com/ReallyHighIdeas/status/304444969224130560
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#2ThingsThatDontMix Success & negativity. Focus on the good, and you win. Focus on the bad, and you hurt yourself most. P.S. I like pizza.
— Dan Schneider (@DanWarp) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix black girls & blonde weaves, lookin’ like duracell batteries! — She Ratchet™ (@SheeeRatchet) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix Deaf and Blind. — Helen Keller (@The_HelenKeller) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix A pocket full of tots and a foot. — Napoleon Dynamite (@DangitNapoleon) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix me and exercise twitter.com/ZACHARYDUPUIS/… — za?h ? (@ZACHARYDUPUIS) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix…Tim Tebow & playing time. — Tom Tebow (@IamEvilTebow) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix twitter.com/JakarM/status/… — Jimi Hendrix ? (@JakarM) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix vodka and decisions. — Tumblr (@SincerelyTumblr) February 21, 2013
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#2thingsthatdontmix @justinbieber and glass doors lol
— TJ Prodigy =] (@Tjprodigy10) February 21, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix taylor swift and relationships
— za?h ? (@ZACHARYDUPUIS) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix fat girls and leggings
— In God I trust (@josh60z) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix Cereal and Water…
— Naruto Uzumaki (@I_LoveAuburn) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix Taylor Swift and Boyfriends
— MidwestGent (@midwest_gent) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix. Water and Grease. I learned the hard way as a youngn. Call myself puttin frozen beef patties in grease. BURNT MY AZZ UP
— Cutty(@LilCutty) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix Crocs and everything.
— Miserable Madge (@MiserableMadge) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix Lebron and a hairline
— Not Skip Bayless (@RealSkipBayliss) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix: Loving dogs & eating pigs. Both like to cuddle, learn tricks, & neither wants to die for someone’s meal.
— PETA (@peta) February 20, 2013
PETA just being PETA…
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#2ThingsThatDontMix: me and mornings.
— Funny Tweets (@FunnyOrTruth) February 20, 2013
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#2ThingsThatDontMix A million dollar body and a food stamp face.
— Top Tweets ? (@HumorOrTruth) February 20, 2013
