Every year, spoiled brats flock to Twitter to bitch and moan about either the expensive gifts they didn’t receive for Christmas … or even worse, the gifts they received, but were maybe the wrong color or model.
And comedy writer Jon Hendren (@fart) did all the dirty work for us by searching through the Twitterverse using keywords like “iPhone,” “iPad” and “Macbook” and retweeting the brattiest of the bratty tweets for all to see and make fun of.
Our favorites are below:
I told my dad that if he got me the Iphone 4s instead of 5 I’d throw it at him #PrincessProbz
— Katie(@kaaayc) December 24, 2012
I really wanted the white iPhone 5 ????
— nancy camry (@nancycamry) December 24, 2012
the only thing i really wanted for xmas was a macbook pro and i know i wont get one so whATEVER
— xx (@jackthesphynx) December 25, 2012
i didn’t get my iphone for xmas :/ i got tons of not needed stuff..
— dV SHB (@Shibehh) December 24, 2012
Dad bought an iPhone 5 a few weeks ago and now mom got one… I only have a 4s. What the eff is going on?!? #weird #trendyrents
— Katie (@katiesemanski) December 24, 2012
My mom just got the 4S & I only have the 4… #wth?!
— Celia Jane (@celiajane0708) December 23, 2012
I’m yelling FUCK CHRISTMAS cause I only got 4 gifts under the tree!!!!!
— king k(@badgirlkayc) December 24, 2012
feeling like im the only one not getting an iphone for christmas
— Melissa McCall (@melllllmccall) December 25, 2012
I’m really not getting an iPhone for Christmas…… #heartbreaking #depressing #WHYmom
—Alyssa Northcutt (@alyssanorthcutt) December 25, 2012
I hate my white iPhone ???? I just wanted to have my black one ????????
— Krystal?? (@Younqq_Love_) December 25, 2012
If I got a black iPad I’d probably kill myself.
— A.(@annemcgerber) December 25, 2012
If i dont have a fucking iPhone 5 tomorrow im gunna kill myself.
— Everyones Dream (@Chri5tianhorne) December 25, 2012
I don’t like the black iPhone I want the white one again
— shay? (@shannynmetcalf) December 25, 2012
Only got an iPad 2 god mum I wanted a fuckin iPhone 5 fuck sake:///
— Finnick Odair(@movetotherhythm) December 25, 2012
I want a black iPhone now … This white iPhone is wackkk
— Freckles(@ChelseeaG) December 25, 2012
and my mom went directly against me. she asked me if I wanted the black or white iPad. I said white, of course. tell me why mine is black..?
— Majesty (@ebrianne17) December 25, 2012
Some of the users defended their bratty tweets, explaining that they were just joking.
But regardless, complaining about your parents getting you a black iPad instead of the white one (maybe white was sold out?) … or whining that you got the iPhone 4S instead of the 5 is far from cool, and shows just how greedy and materialistic you are.
Now, go to your room with your iMac from last year and your Xbox 360 from two years ago, and don’t come out until you finish playing NBA2K12 and Call of Duty: Black Ops (the first one).
