The Reddit user who posted this photo — snapped at a Montana gas station — says this man literally rode right into the store on top of a real live horse.

When the clerk asked him why he was riding horseback, he said:

“I needed more beer and was too drunk to drive.”

America — land of the free, and home of the brave, drunk people who figure out clever ways to legally get even drunker.

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