Someone put out an Amber Alert for Naomi Campbell‘s hairline! I’m not sure when it was last seen, or who it was last seen with, but if anyone has any information on its whereabouts please feel free to either leave a comment here or send an e-mail to damnthatbitchisbald@gmail.com. I’m sure Nay-Nay will appreciate anything at this point.
Naomi was spotted as she left Cipriani restaurant in NYC a few days ago. Whoever threw that weave together needs to be led to a back alley, beat to a pulp, and then shot. That’s just plain wrong. Poor Naomi…
