Michelle Obama Gives John Boehner A Deadly Side Eye At Inaugural Luncheon

If we had to caption this GIF, we’d probably call on a line from Kendrick Lamar’s “Bitch Don’t Kill My Vibe”:

Talk too motherfucking much, I got my drink I got my music
I say bitch don’t kill my vibe, bitch don’t kill my vibe

First Lady Michelle Obama is not the one to play with. President Obama is a consummate diplomat and he talked about making friends with enemies during his inaugural speech, but Michelle clearly didn’t get that memo.

We’re not sure what exactly Boehner said to Michelle when he tapped her on her shoulder at the luncheon but here are a few fun guesses:

Boehner: Hey, Michelle. Love the new do. You’re giving me Brandy teas.

Michelle: Bitch, name one damn Brandy song. GTFO

Boehner: Can y’all introduce me to Jay-Z and Beyonce?

Michelle: Nawl, bitch. Nawl.

Boehner: Is your hair natural or is it store-bought?

Michelle: I was wondering the same about your tan, asshole.

Boehner: When are they going to bring out the fried chicken up in here? Can I get an amen?

Michelle: This can’t be real life…

What do you think Boehner said to Michelle?

[Gawker]

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