Ne-Yo Arrested in Georgia for Speeding

R&B singer Ne-Yo was arrested earlier this week (Tuesday Feb. 19th) in Cobb County, Georgia for speeding! Cops pulled Ne-Yo over after his 2006 Range Rover was clocked at over 100 mph. He was arrested for reckless driving and for not having a valid license. But eff all of that. What the cinnamon apple fudge cake is up with dude’s harline?! Ne-Yo is how old? Not old enough to have a receding hairline like that, I know that much! Maybe he was on his way to Walgreen’s to pick up some Propecia. I’d speed too. I need to stop making jokes though, because all of my uncles (and my dad) lost their hair in their 30s. So I’m screwed…

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