Just last week MEDIA TAKE OUT was saying that this whole Usher and Tameka thing was a big hoax! And to be frank, I’m mad at myself for believing in it. For one, Beyonce and Robin Thicke, who were on the “guestlist,” did have a concert in Raleigh, NC the same day of the supposed “wedding,” so it would be impossible for them to fly back and forth to make it in time for soundcheck and to perform, and all that other good stuff. But anyhow, they pretty much fooled everybody and their ass got married on Friday in Atlanta in the office of Usher’s lawyer. And guess who was there? Usher’s mom, Ms. Jonetta Patton, who was not invited to the original ceremony to be held in the Hamptons. But anyhow, Usher and Tameka pretty much “eloped.” So … does that mean there’ll be no wedding cake? Shoot!