LINDSAY LOHAN IS TRYING TO KILL HERSELF » Looks like somebody had a pretty fun Memorial Day weekend! While you were eating barbecue ribs and playing cards with your relatives, Lindsay Lohan was drinking herself into oblivion. And before she did all that, she crashed her black Mercedes into a curb near the Beverly Hills Hotel and was arrested on suspicion of drunk driving and of possession of illegal drugs. What the flip? According to the New York Post, after her drinking escapade, Lohan had dropped her sunglasses and cigarettes on her way out of the hotel, then collapsed when she bent to pick them up. A bouncer had to lift her into the car. Lohan was photographed in the passenger seat of her SUV early Monday morning with her eyes shut and mouth open, appearing to be passed out after a night of partying Teddy’s at the Roosevelt Hotel. Lohan’s pal, DJ Samantha Ronson can be seen in the driver’s seat trying to wake Lindsay. I swear, this bitch can’t hold her liquor! Obviously, someone will be checking themselves into “rehab” this week! Lohan is to appear in court August 24. Looks like it’s easier to spot celebrities in court rather than stalking their houses!


BRITNEY SPEARS NEEDS A HOBBY … AND WRITING ISN’T “IT” » So is this what we do when we’re bored? Britney Spears has publicly admitted to hitting “rock bottom,” discussed her stint in rehab, and described herself as having felt “so lost” since her divorce. But the outlet for her heartfelt admissions wasn’t some tearful Barbara Walters special or tell-all memoir. Instead, Spears chose to speak out on her official website mentioning things like her divorce from Kevin Federline, the firing of her manager, her view of herself as a “family person” and how she is facing a “lot of insecurities” from her childhood as a partial result of having two young children of her own. And how her “surreal” life is often distorted by media coverage: “I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to be numb to what I see.” However, in what she calls a letter to her fans, Spears is quick to dispel the notion that alcoholism led to her February stint in a rehabilitation clinic. “Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab,” she wrote on the site. “I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD.” Without mentioning Federline by name, Spears addressed the psychic fallout of her failed marriage. “I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship,” she wrote, adding that when it was over, “I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. It is so weird how stories are told,” Spears concludes in the letter. “There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out.” If you feel like adding to your summer reading, check out www.britneyspears.com for the full thing.

HE ONLY DID IT CAUSE THEY TOLD HIM TOO EVEN THOUGH HIS ASS IS STILL GONNA BE FIRED! » Lol, I’m talking about Isaiah Washington here. Give me a show of hands of who thinks this whole “faggot” thing has gotten out of hand. Yeah, that’s what I thought. Isaiah Washington can be shown here in a “Public Service Announcement” shown on CBS’ Early Show last Thursday, and it also aired that night before reruns of Grey’s Anatomy. He said:

“Words have power. The power to express love, happiness and joy. They also have the power to heal. When you use words that demean a person because of their sexual orientation, race or gender, you send a message of hate … a very powerful message. But we all have the power to demand better for one another, and ourselves. We have the power to heal and change the world with the words we use.”

Sad thing is, he still might not return next season! That’s some effed up shit….

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