April Fool of the Week: Sanjaya Malakar! 

As you all know yesterday was April Fools Day. So in honor of that fantabulous day we will be presenting to you an “April Fool” every week! And depending on how these “celebrity” folk act, you might even get two! But I might need your help every now and then. You guys have my e-mail right? Yeah, you do … anyhow, if you spot someone being an April Fool, holla at me and I’ll post it along with a credit to you .. sound good? Alright, let’s get on with our first April Fool, SANJAYA MALAKAR!

Who is Sanjaya Malakar? Well, in addition to being the hottest Indian singer in the world right now, oh wait … that’s who he is! Okay I lied .. he can’t sing, he can’t dance, and I don’t even know why the hell he’s still on American Idol! I mean check out the way he MURDERED a classic! Maybe it’s his crazy hair styles that keep little white girls on edge. Or maybe the Indian call centers are offering special incentives for every vote for Sanjaya! But a lot of people are giving credit to this site, where you vote for the worst contestants. I don’t know what it is, I just know that American Idol has officially lost ALL credibility. But you can’t knock the guy’s hustle … he’s doing way better than William Hung ever did! Hell, he’s still in the game and he might just win. I mean, it’s not totally impossible .. us Americans voted that Bush guy into office ..TWICE. So that just shows that our opinion as voters is about as worthless as a bag of monkey nuts .. covered in peanut oil and deep fried. In chocolate. To keep updated on Sanjaya, keep your browsers locked on this fansite.

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