SHEMAR MOORE RESPONDS TO THE GAY RUMORS

WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF SUGE KNIGHT BIT YOU? » Would you a.) bite back b.) beat his ass or c.) take it like a man and run to the nearest clinic to get tested for various diseases? Apparanlty Suge took a bite into “Entourage” star Kevin Connolly at an ESPY Awards after party last week in LA. Several sources told THE NY DAILY NEWS were horse playing (who does that with Suge Knight’s crazy ass?) at a party thrown by Lebron James.

“Kevin and Suge were wrestling and Suge literally bit Kevin’s finger,” says a witness. “He was bleeding everywhere.” He was “too busy bleeding” to fight back. “Kevin didn’t seem too upset,” says the spy, “although he must have been in tons of pain.”

I can imagine! And not only that but Paris Hilton (yes PARIS HILTON) was spotted getting “very cozy” with Suge at the party, and even provided what witnesses describe as a “lap dance.” She’s such a BUCKET … I knew a few days behind bars wouldn’t change her that much. Check out the rest of Friday’s rundown after the cut! Oh yeah, here’s something to note. This is the first time this week I was able to get to the rundown before night-fall! Yay for me LMAO.

SUGE KNIGHT BIT KEVIN CONNOLLY’S FINGER

SHEMAR MOORE SAYS: “I’M NOT GAY!” » Shemar Moore has fired back at folks for claiming that he was gay because he recently made a rather naked appearance at a nude beach LAST WEEK. That nude beach was said to be a predominately gay beach. Here’s what home boy said to In Touch Weekly:

“People find it interesting to try to make me gay; I’m not gay. I went on vacation with two girlfriends of mine who,
interestingly enough got cut out of the pictures. We found a nude beach, as far as I know, was a unisex beach…. We took off our clothes and jumped in the water. I’ve been trying to skinny dip since I was a teenager. I’m just grateful that the water was warm!”

KHIA’S LOVE ADVICE COLUMN

KHIA TRYNA GET HER GRIND ON! » Apparantly making songs about licking butt cracks and posing for PHOTOSHOOTS isn’t working! So I guess the next step would be to offer advice via a love column? Hmm… Anyhow, the Thug Misses has her own advice column in HooD Magazine. She can be found in the May/June 2007 issue talking about hoes, baby mama drama, dudes not gettin any, and more. What’s really HooD? Check out THIS link to read some of the crazy shit! I was down right rolling on the floor laughing my ass off (yeah I spelled out ROTFLMAO) reading some of the stuff people sent in!