TYRESE PROPOSES TO GIRLFRIEND (NOT BRANDY) AT BABY SHOWER Â» Okay guys, let me assist in clearing up this rather retarded rumor – that apparantly Brandy & Tyrese are engaged. It is completely FALSE! Even though she used to date Black Ty more than a decade ago, she was just hosting a party – a baby shower to be exact – for his fiancee when he made a surprise appearance and popped the question. TYRESE AND BRANDY ARE NOT ENGAGED! Even the infamous MEDIATAKEOUT, or “Media Fake Out” as I like to call it, is reporting this rumor as false. Now, on to the rest of the headlines….
JUST MIGHT HAVE HAS ANOTHER LOVECHILD Â» Divorced mother-of-two LaRhonda Pettit has come forward with a new bombshell – and proof she’s Brown’s daughter. Pettit – the spitting image of the soul legend – claims she met Brown briefly in Texas in 2003, but he refused to acknowledge she was his daughter. The single mom kept quiet about her paternity but when Brown died in December, she underwent a foolproof DNA test to find out once and for all if the man her mother told her was her father was, in fact, Brown. And now she’s going public with the results of the test – a 99.99 per cent probability she is the soul man’s daughter. Speaking exclusively to America’s Globe tabloid, Pettit says, “I look like my daddy, I walk like my daddy, I talk like my daddy. I even have bow legs just like my daddy. That’s because I’m James Brown’s eldest daughter. I’m just heartbroken he isn’t alive to hear me tell him.” Pettit now hopes to be embraced by the rest of Brown’s family, but admits, “I’ve tried to reach them, but they’re not answering my calls.” The disabled former flight attendant is also hoping for a windfall inheritance from her late father, so she can launch a new charity aimed at helping others find their real parents through DNA testing. She adds, “I’m going to call it Children Under The Stars. I want to help people so they don’t have to endure the same heartache I’ve had to endure.”
Well I’ll be damned! Slap me across my face and call me Billy Blanks! This is some mess … I wanna see pictures! Let’s just hope and pray to our Heavenly Father above that she doesn’t resemble ol’ JB in THIS way! I’m sorry y’all I had to do it … may God rest his soul.
CAM’RON IS GONNA HAVE A FIELD DAY WITH THIS ONE Â» Curtis, curtis, curtis… Okay before I jump to any conclusions I would like to know why dude was examining dildos with a humble grin on his damn face! What the hayell?? What part of the interview led up to this atrocity, and who told fiddy he could bring in his toys for “show and tell.” Hold up … didn’t he say he liked getting his SALAD TOSSED? Yeah, thought so…