Guess Who Went to Jail a Day Early!!!
Author: Staff | Date: June 4th 2007 | Filed: News & Gossip, Videos
According to various news outlets, Paris Hilton apparantly checked herself into an LA county jail last night at approximately 10:30 PM pacific. Damn Paris, did Sarah Silverman hurt your poor little feelings THAT bad?? I know you’re all asking the same burning question I’ve been asking all day long … why the hell did she check in a whole day early? Well apparantly, her lawyer wanted it to be a “safe” transitition into the penitentiary without hundreds (or even thousands … forreal) of photographers and media outlets posted up outside trying to catch a glimpse of the loose vagina socialite. Nobody knew about this, except for that damn TMZ! They’re everywhere you’re not! ….. Anyhow, I know she ruined some poor paparazzo’s day. She was supposed to be out and about enjoying her last few hours of free sunshine, but NOOO the bitch had to check in a day early to get in good with the warden. I ain’t buyin it. See ya in 23 days paris!
clay
June 4, 2007 at 8:07 PM
Even though paris may be a slut who goes out and party 24/7, i don’t think she deserves the mean comments such as that retarded sarah silverman…that comment was just really mean. even tho she deserves this jail sentence, she duz NOT deserve these mean comments. its already bad enough shes going to jail
J
June 4, 2007 at 8:46 PM
lol sarah sivlerman crack me up i saw the mtv award i gotta say she doesnt deserve the mean comment but for SURE this chick need sto learn a lesson and goto jail