NEW YORK CITY // THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 11TH 2008 » Okay, don’t get me wrong. There’s nothing wrong with a big girl. But I’m pretty sure most big girls know about the “big girl color” rule. There are some colors that big girls shouldn’t wear. Case in point: Aretha Franklin aka ReRe the Body (copyright the e-homie Fresh). I’m not sure who told her it was okay to walk out the house with a lime-green shirt, ESPECIALLY with those cannons on her chest she calls “breasts,” but whoever they are needs to be led out to a field and shot. Twice.
Oh, snap! Is that a House of Dereon cap? Let me find out ReRe is on the wig crypt’s payroll.