Sorry folks and teeny-boppers worldwide, but Christopher Brown best known as “Chris Brown” does not have any pics of his man-meat online. So if you were dumb enough to pay $10 for a few pics, then unfortunately you paid to see some other guy’s thing-thing. Chris Brown’s record label has said that it was not him, and “He doesn’t have any pornographic pictures of him in his sidekick and it hasn’t been hacked.” For those of you who don’t know what the hell I’m talking about, check this out!

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