If you didn’t know yet, the incredibly fertile Kevin Federline is SINGLE! … Okay, this is the part where the infamous “cricket chirp” would be VERY appropriate. Mr. Kevin Spears grabbed a sharpie and scribbled a “fuck you” note to his ex-wife, Ms. Britney Spears on a shower door of his dressing room at the House of Blues in Chicago (Nov. 8th), and US Weekly grabbed a photo of it and posted it on the internet. The note reads:

Today I’m a free man!
Ladies look out
Fuck a wife
Give me my kids bitch!

I guess Britney should have Thought 2wice before she married this loser AND had 2 kids by him! Follow the break to check out actual the note.

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