NAOMI WANTS KIDS & STARTS COMMUNITY SERVICE: Supermodel Naomi Campbell reportedly had surgery earlier this year to remove what the 38-year-old model called “a small cyst.”

“They thought it was a cyst,” she explained, according to Britain’s Press Association. “When they opened it up they realized it was more.”

The surgery was a success, and now that Naomi is in perfect health, she has plans on starting a family very soon. Now, don’t get me wrong. I’m sure Naomi’s a good person and there’s a chance that she could be a really good mom. BUT! I believe there are people on this earth (women, of course) who should not be allowed to re-produce and bring children into the world. And in my humble opinion, Naomi Campbell is at the top of that list. Her temper just doesn’t cut it with me. Say her kid stays out a few minutes past curfew. How do you think Naomi’s gonna punish him/her? Homegirl went upside her maid’s head with a blackberry just for wearing her pants. Imagine what she’d do to her own kid! I shudder at the thought…

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NAOMI CAMPBELL TRIES TO SKIP OUT ON HOTEL BILL » The Ritz Carlton hotel in Moscow, Russia wants supermodel Naomi Campbell to pay up to the tune of $400 for allegedly ruining some silk sheets in a room she was staying in last week. According to SF Gate, when Nay-Nay and her “billionaire lover” Vladislav Doronin left, cleaning staff went through the room and found holes burned into its silk bed sheets. But of course her rep came to her defense claiming that the allegations were not true.

“She didn’t have candles on the sheets. She did not smoke in the hotel room. It is completely untrue,” said her spokesperson.

C’mon, $400 bucks? That may seem a bit much to folks like me and you, but to a millionaire supermodel that’s chump change! Just pay the people so they can shut up… More headlines from your favorite celebrities when you continue reading.

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Naomi Campbell covers the August 2008 issue of i-D Magazine. Naomi is featured on the cover of i-D with Italian Fashion Designer and creative director at Yves Saint-Laurent Stefano Pilati. I’m not sure about this cover. Something about it is just too weird for me. What do y’all think?

Toccara Jones is just one of the many American Celebrities featured in the history making all black issue of Vogue Italia. Toccara showed off her post Celebrity Fit Club bod in her four page spread in the magazine. More pics after the jump!

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Kim KardASSian (that girl has a fat ass, fake or not, and me likey!) and her boyfriend/fiancee/future baby daddy/whatever Reggie Bush were spotted leaving Koi restaurant in Los Angeles last night. Too bad you can’t see that ass in these pics =( Random question: When do you think Kim’s gonna get knocked up?

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Someone put out an Amber Alert for Naomi Campbell’s hairline! I’m not sure when it was last seen, or who it was last seen with, but if anyone has any information on its whereabouts please feel free to either leave a comment here or send an e-mail to damnthatbitchisbald@gmail.com. I’m sure Nay-Nay will appreciate anything at this point.

Naomi was spotted as she left Cipriani restaurant in NYC a few days ago. Whoever threw that weave together needs to be led to a back alley, beat to a pulp, and then shot. That’s just plain wrong. Poor Naomi…

Jayceon “The Game” Taylor covers the July 2008 issue of The Source Magazine. The Game has recently reached out to former G Unit member Young Buck to show his support.

In an interview last Friday, Buck said:

“To the homie Game. I’m aware of you reaching out. I haven’t gotten on no phone conversations and actually spoke to Game, but he’s reached out to a few people that’s around me just to show his support like, ‘Yo Buck, f**k whatever’s going on, I just wanna see your well being, as long as you aight.’ (He said) that type of thing.

‘That’s love and I ain’t even got that call from (remaining G-Unit members, Lloyd) Banks and (Tony) Yayo, and we ain’t got no issues with each other. The issue was from 50.”

Glad to see they could squash whatever “beef” they had going on.

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British supermodel Naomi Campbell was spotted on the set of popular television series “Ugly Betty” in Beverly Hills Thursday (May 1st). When asked about her experienced on the set, this is what she had to say:

“I was given a crash course in playing softball and at one point hit the ball so hard it actually broke in half! I had a fantastic day on set; the cast and crew were lovely. The coach said he had never seen anyone pick up the game so quickly.”

Broke the ball in half? Cast and crew were lovely? Not surprising. First of all, I’m sure she’s very fond of “hitting things” with baseball/softball bats, with that temper of hers and all. So I’m sure breaking that softball in half was nothing. And, if I were part of either the cast or crew, I’d be “lovely” too. There’s nothing worse than a pissed off Naomi Campbell … especially a Naomi Campbell with a baseball bat in her hands!

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