As you know or should know, Puerto Rican Princess and one of my all-time favorite people dead or alive, Joseline Hernandez, is every single thing. However, there is one aspect about her that I’m not too fond of: Her use of the slur “faggot” and calling someone gay as a pejorative.

In a recent interview with Vlad TV, the Queen of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta says her use of the terms stem from her environment.

Nonetheless, she’s realizing the error of her ways, explaining:

“That’s how we talk in Miami and I’m trying to work on that because actually my brother’s gay. And I’m gay, I like women. I don’t ever want the gay community thinking that I do that, being disgusted or hating the gays. That’s not even the case.”

Joseline went on to say, “It’s sad. We shouldn’t even be talking to each other like that.”

No, we shouldn’t, but speaking as gay, consider yourself forgiven, Joseline. At the very least, she’s recognizing her wrongs and is being proactive about fixing them.

I’m telling, y’all: When this girl masters English and finds herself an extra suffering of self-worth with a side of better representation, the world is hers.

You hear me? The world will be hers.

Watch Joseline’s interview below:

Stevie J and Joseline Hernandez are like the faucet of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta”. One minute they’re hot, the next minute they’re cold. One minute they’re on, the other minute they’re off.

While the past few episodes have seen Joseline play a tough girl, she was all emotional and vulnerable in this particular episode as she practically went back to Stevie J begging for the D back in her life.

At first, Joseline was running her mouth to her booking agent, Dawn, who’s been helping Joseline stack paper for club appearances while Stevie waffles on putting out Joseline’s long overdue single.

Joseline told Dawn that she was tired of Stevie “stressing” her out and she longed to sever her relationship ties with the producer and keep it strictly business.

But when Stevie called Joseline later on to meet up, Joseline looked like a kicked dog as she slid into the seat next to him.

Stevie even pulled out that contract that she was begging him for the last two episodes and Joseline didn’t even flinch. She was more interested in getting Stevie to commit to their relationship.

WHAT? Now the sideline hoe wants to be upgraded to wifey? This shit is madness.

But before you can say, “Que estás diciendo, puta?” Joseline and Stevie J have made their way to a bed to, in the words of Brandy, “put it down.”

I’m not sure if it’s accurate to say that Joseline is winning, but she’s getting the dick she wants at least. For now.

And as soon as Joseline gets Stevie back in her clutches, she sics him on his best friend Benzino.

If you’ll recall in the previous episode, Benzino’s ex-girlfriend Karlie was chirping about a sex tape she’d seen of Joseline masturbating that Benzino showed her. Or rather, the video showed Joseline playing with her “kooty kat” as she calls it.

He also told Karlie that he fucked Joseline.

Even when dealing with thieves, there’s an honor code that shouldn’t be broken. And for Benzino and Stevie J, a bro cannot sleep with another bro’s hoes.

So Stevie and Joseline set out to confront Benzino over the allegations.

Benzino, as expected, denies that he distributed Joseline’s so-called sex tape and denies that he told Karlie that he slept with Joseline.

Not so fast, Mr. No-neck. Joseline whips out her iPhone and shows Stevie the Twitter DMs that Benzino sent her around 6 am as he was trying to get into her panties.

Guilty: Party of 1.

But Benzino doesn’t give in. He insists the DMs were platonic, even though Joseline felt they were sexual advances.

I’m inclined to believe Joseline because shortly after this episode aired, Lil’ Scrappy’s fiancee Erica Dixon blasted Benzino for his attempt at a DM love affair.

@iambenzino I’m good boo. You don’t have to dm

— Erica Dixon (@MsEricaDixon) May 14, 2013

So yeah, platonic tweets my foot.

In the end, Stevie and Benzino part on bad terms and the two sever their “brotherhood.” I might be inclined to feel sorry for Benzino, but his troll face makes you want to root for his downfall. I won’t lie though, I enjoyed watching Benzino take that L from Joseline.

Momma Dee Spoils Scrappy’s Hopes of Happily Ever After

After the big brawl at Erica’s house, things aren’t going so well for Scrappy’s love life. His mother is buzzing around his ears like a vulture, urging him to drop Erica for someone who will love him better.

Scrappy holds firm on his commitment to Erica, but doesn’t necessarily check his mother in the way that Erica would like him to.

Case in point, Momma Dee comes over to visit Scrappy and calls Erica “a disrespectful bitch” repeatedly.

Later, when Scrappy tries to patch things up with Erica he struggles to break through her walls.

“I can’t accept the fact that you chose your mother over me,” she says.

Now see, Erica is doing the wrong thing. You cannot ask a man to choose between you and his mother. Well, you can, but that’s some evil shit to do. As a mother herself, Erica should know better than to ask a child to betray its mother.

Could Momma Dee be more respectful? Absolutely. Has Erica been aware of Momma Dee’s eccentricities from the beginning? Yep.

Either accept Momma Dee and find coping mechanisms, or leave Scrappy alone, and live and let go.

Asking a man to ditch his mother to honor you proves that your relationship is totally on the wrong track.

Doctor, My Hoohah Done Broke!

I’m convinced that K. Michelle is bored. How else to explain the painfully artificial set-up in which K. Michelle confesses to her gal pal Mimi that her “hoohah” is broken and needs mending? Apparently, her last sexual partner had a “big thang” and he rocked her boat so good that she can no longer climax without him.

In other words: Homeboy got her dickmatized.

K. Michelle ropes Mimi into going with her to visit her gynecologist and well, since Mimi has nothing better to do, she tags along.

Of course NOTHING is wrong with K. Michelle so once the examination is over, the doctor looks at her like, “WTF are you doing here?

An episode of LHHA wouldn’t be complete without a rowdy fight from K. Michelle and episode 4 doesn’t disappoint as Rasheeda’s husband, Kirk, approaches K. Michelle about her assault of his wife.

K. Michelle is unapologetic and she gets her back up against the wall when Kirk tells her that violence toward his wife is unacceptable.

“Fuck your wife!,” K. Michelle screamed over and over again. “You and Rasheeda lesbian relationship, y’all can keep that!”

This bitch be asking for it. Funny as she may be, her conflict resolution skills are worse than a kindergartener’s. This will serve her well as she crosses over into “Love & Hip Hop New York.”

At this point, the only people talking to K. Michelle are Mimi and Ariane. And Ariane is a part-time cast mate so she barely even counts.

It’s hard enough trying to figure out what a girl wants, but trying to pin the tail on the donkey known as Joseline Hernandez is damn near impossible.

Now that Mimi, aka Molly the Maid, has moved out of Stevie’s house, Joseline is free to zone in on her man. But she can’t figure out if she wants to keep it strictly business or personal with Stevie.

At first, Joseline moans to her booking agent that she longs to cut the relationship ties with Stevie because things get messy. But when she meets up with Stevie and hops in his car, the Puerto Rican Princess turns into Puerto Rican Pudding as she bursts into tears and begs Stevie to put in work on their relationship so he can stop “stressing” her out.

As bad as Joseline be acting, it was a bit out of character to see her so vulnerable.

But Stevie and Joseline’s relationship isn’t the only one on the mend. Lil’ Scrappy tries to recover his engagement with his babymama Erica Dixon but the struggle is real in the streets cause Erica ain’t budging. Erica argues that Scrappy chose his mother over her and for that, she wants to pump the brakes on their engagement.

DJ Traci Steele can’t seem to let go of her ex and things really come to a head when she stops by his house and finds out that he has company.

Why do all of these LHHA wommen wanna put a leash on these dudes without securing that ring first?

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 4 Below:

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On the most recent episode of Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta Alannuh, adversaries K. Michelle and Rasheeda almost scrapped at a housewarming in Mimi Faust’s new apartment after K. Michelle mocked Rasheeda’s husband Kirk Frost and his three earrings. If you’re wondering, yes, I was confused, too, about what having three earrings was supposed to mean. Apparently that extra hole implies that Kirk would rather have a “hole in one” moment with a man than with a woman. Uh, I guess.

In any event, Kirk has long denied being gay and there’s a new rumor out there to support such a notion. That is, besides Kirk having a wife, some kids with another woman, plus one on the way courtesy of his aforementioned bride. But while this new line of gossip doesn’t lend credence to K. Michelle’s insinuations about Kirk, it does make him look like a cheating jerk.

The Jasmine Brand reports:

A source close to the couple shared exclusively with us that although Rasheeda is expecting a child, Kirk is dating another woman in Atlanta. What do we think? Here’s what we know. We noticed tension between Rasheeda and Kirk at the Atlanta premiere party. They both arrived in different cars and at different times and barely spoke a word to each other. Initially, we assumed that they were playing it up for the cameras, but unfortunately, it may be more to it.

Just for the sake of the baby, who probably shouldn’t be subjected to their mama cursing out their daddy so soon into its life, let’s hope this is just a nasty, nasty rumor — like the one about Kirk and his extra earring.

When the women of “Love & Hip Hop Altanta” get to scrappin’, any and everything can and will be used as a weapon. K. Michelle proves that even a Yankee Doodle candle can be used to go upside a bitch’s head in the third episode of season 2 of LHHATL.

It’s no secret that K. Michelle and Rasheeda are no longer homegirls. That much was made clear at the end of last season when K. Michelle delivered that hollering, drawn-out monologue about how wrong it was for Rasheeda to doubt the authenticity of her claims that Memphitz assaulted her.

The episode actually kicks off with Karlie Redd in the booth doing her best attempt at imitating Nicki Minaj. She even tries to jack her “bitches is my sons” line like nobody would notice her xeroxed lyrics.

Ms. Inflate-a-Booty is apparently doing her best Roman Zolanski for a reason though: She’s recording a K. Michelle diss track.

Since Karlie Redd is spineless and bored, she called Rasheeda in to listen to the track and the newest cast member DJ Traci Steele tagged along too. Guess they have to start weaving into other people’s story lines at some point.

“Pure comedy, I will say,” is the way that Rasheeda describes Karlie’s diss track. What she really meant to say is that it’s the most abysmal piece of shit to be recorded since Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” but Rasheeda has made enough enemies so she opted to be polite.

Karlie invites Rasheeda to jump on the track with a verse, but Rasheeda resists, saying she’d rather not waste her “voice” on K. Michelle. What she really doesn’t want to waste is her time on a Karlie Redd track.

Later on in the episode, Mimi gathers some of her gal pals for a housewarming party. It’s Ariane, Rasheeda, herself and K. Michelle. At first, when Rasheeda walks in the room, they ignore each other. But then instigatin’ ass Arianne forces the two to acknowledge each other on some, “Ain’t you gonna say hi?” shit.

And before you know it, K. Michelle and Rasheeda are calling each other all kinds of bitches and candles with hot wax start flying and legs start pumping out kicks.

Rasheeda is livid about the whole fight and she tries several times to break away from security to land a few blows on K. Michelle but no such luck. If we’re marking tallies, I’d have to give this round to K. Michelle. Not only did she pull the “three earrings” line out on Rasheeda’s husband Kirk Frost, but she splashed Rasheeda’s big sideburns with hot wax, landed a kick on her and mocked her flow for sounding like Shawty Lo. Fatality.

Momma Dee and Erica Get to Fussin’ and Fightin’

When it comes to her future daughter-in-law Erica Dixon, Momma Dee is not a fan. She’s made it clear to her son and the television viewing audience that she would prefer it if her beloved “Prince of the South” never had anything to do with his babymama Erica Dixon again.

Unfortunately, Scrappy is trying to do the right thing so he’s trying to wife up his baby moms and make it official. But Momma Dee is sabotaging his efforts by scooping Shay up and dropping her off for tearful confessions of heartache and longing.

Scrappy decides that the best way to handle Momma Dee’s behavior is to have her over the house for dinner so they can make peace and eat fried chicken. Honestly, it’s not a bad idea. Who the hell can be mad when you’ve got a nice, juicy piece of deep fried chicken breast right underneath your nose?

Erica on the other hand is not so convinced. But she doesn’t want to appear combative so she goes along with the idea.

What ends up happening at the dinner isn’t a peace summit, but rather all out World War III.

It started out OK for the first five minutes, but then Scrappy went ahead and jumped in to the controversial topics straight from the jump before the collard greens even hit the table.

While Scrappy was waxing poetic about how he wanted Erica’s mom to believe in his love for her daughter, Momma Dee was on the sideline backing Mignon, Erica’s mama, up saying “Well, if that’s how she feels…”

When Mignon brought up Scrappy’s past infidelity for the millionth time, he called Erica back to the table for back-up and that’s when things really went downhill because Momma Dee tried to defend her son against Mignon’s critiques.

Erica jumped in and said, “Hold up! What about all the times your mama called me a bitch?”

If Momma Dee’s side-eyes were a machine gun, they would’ve massacred Erica right then and there.

But if the dispute between Momma Dee and Erica had been relegated to side-eyes and shade throwing, it wouldn’t have been such a big deal. But Erica went into straight ratchet mode and got VERY loud with Momma Dee. Then she started shoving Scrappy and all hell broke loose as Momma Dee tried to claw at Erica.

Scrappy urged his mother to wait for him in the car while Erica continued to holler and spit fire like a volcano. In the midst of Erica’s volatile temper tantrum, Scrappy called off their engagement and demanded the ring back.

“You might as well g’on and take that ring off,” Scrappy warned.

But Erica didn’t flinch and she drove off in her red Mercedes-Benz leaving Momma Dee and Scrappy in her driveway with nothing to show for their efforts.

Checkmate, Ms. Dixon. Checkmate.

When a man loves a woman, does it mean he has to give up his mother? Momma Dee is finding out as she puts her son Lil’ Scrappy in between a rock and a hard place with her attempts to split him and Erica up.

It’s no secret that Momma Dee is not the biggest fan of Erica Dixon, her son’s fiancee and babymama. Momma Dee hates Erica so much that she went and picked up her son’s sideline hoe and dropped her off at the studio where he was recording just to see what would happen.

But Scrappy is serious about making things work so he tries to bring his mom and Erica’s mom together for a family gathering. Unfortunately, fists, not love, end up flying in the air.

Speaking of flying objects, K. Michelle pops off at the beginning of the episode by lobbing a lit candle at her nemesis Rasheeda. The Basketball Wives franchise may have given up on violence in its shows, but LHHA definitely made no such promises.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 3 Below:

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Momma Dee is a badass, head-bussin’, former pimpstress in her own right. But in episode two of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta”, Momma Dee taps Dog the Bounty Hunter as her spirit animal for her business-in-the-front, party-in-the-back mullet. U can’t touch this.

Momma Dee is not a big fan of Erica Dixon, her son’s babymama and future daughter-in-law.

If you’ll recall, she accused Erica of “leaving her son to die” last season after Erica chucked up the two deuces to Scrappy’s lil’ asthma attack. And she encouraged her son to lock it down with Shay “Buckeey” Johnson all last season.

So when Scrappy went ahead and proposed to the wicked witch Erica, Momma Dee wanted to melt into a puddle of blue magic and frustration right then and there.

But Momma ain’t no fool. Although it pained her to see Scrappy back with Erica, she couldn’t risk alienating her son, so she tried her best to “support” the relationship.

Unfortunately, Momma Dee’s acting skills are about as good as her literacy skills. So Scrappy and Erica have seen right through the fakeness and raised eyebrows about Momma Dee’s behavior.

And she proved the nay saying right when she went and picked up Shay like she was her bitch and she was her madam.

Once Shay gets in the car, Momma Dee hatches a plan to drop Shay off at the recording studio where Scrappy. Then, she can zero in on him and make her move. Momma Dee might be evil, but she sure as hell ain’t no genius. If this is the best she’s got, no wonder Erica keeps outsmarting her.

So Momma Dee makes her way to the studio where Scrappy is recording and she starts bobbin’ her head to the jamz.

Once Scrappy steps out of the booth, the two catch up. Apparently, it’s been a while since they’ve seen each other.

But the mother-son chit chat is not the reason Momma Dee came by to see the so-called Prince of the South.

It’s all about giving Sloppy Shay closure.

Shay told Momma Dee that she was finna turn up on Scrappy’s ass but instead her pathetic ass went in there and bawled about how Scrappy hurt her feelings and shit.

Girl, bye.

Scrappy is a softie though and he told Shay that he never meant to hurt her, he just had to dedicate himself to his family and one true love.

Shay walks out the door but something tells me it won’t be the last time we see her.

Joseline Wants to See the Paperwork

Joseline and Stevie J roll around in bed and the conversation returns to a familiar place: How can I quit you, Joseline asks.

For the millionth time, Joseline informs Stevie that she wants to leave his “beefcake” alone and maintain a strictly professional relationship with him.

Stevie, who’s still licking the lady juices Joseline left on his moustache, laughs at Joseline’s claim and asserts that he, not she, determines the nature of their relationship.

Joseline is sick of dealing with the Mimi drama though and says that it’s bad energy she’d rather discard. Right. Isn’t that what she said at the end of the last season?

Later, Joseline meets with Dawn, her booking agent. Apparently Joseline has been making BANK doing nothing but hosting gigs and club appearances. Joseline is banking up to $40K a week. Dawn points out that the music is taking forever, which is true.

If Erica Mena can drop a song after LHHNY wrapped, where the hell is some legit music from Joseline?

Joseline agrees with Dawn and expresses frustration about the contract she signed with Stevie. She claims that she has NO idea what is in the contract because she signed it without taking it seriously. Actually, it’s more like she signed it without a penny to her a name and did whatever Stevie asked her to do because she was in a desperate situation.

Is it wrong for Stevie to take advantage of Joseline? Absolutely. But is Joseline acting brand new? Yep.

She was fine with the pimp and ho relationship she had with Stevie until the cameras came around. But now that she’s found stardom thanks to LHHA, now she wants to go back and rewrite history.

Guess what? Stevie don’t play that.

Stevie knows he wrote the most scandalous, rights-restricting agreement with Joseline since Tommy Mottola had Mariah Carey all hemmed up. But he ain’t about to let her know that.

Every time Joseline demands a copy of the contract, Stevie responds, “Why don’t you have it? You signed it.”

Negro, you know Joseline just learned English 12 months ago. She couldn’t read a lick of what was on that damn paper and you know it.

But somebody done schooled Joseline. She gets a leg up on Stevie by pointing out that she can’t pay him his 30 percent cut unless she knows what she’s paying him for. Begrudgingly, Stevie agrees to show her the contract.

This lil’ puta ain’t so foolish after all.

Stevie J’s Messes Catch Up to Him

You know who’s more pissed off with Stevie J and Mimi combined? Benzino.

Acting like a scorned lover, Benzino welcomes Stevie into his home and gives him a tongue lashing for bailing on him. That “band” these fools put together was apparently a serious project for Benzino and Stevie J went ahead and changed his phone number without telling Zino.

“You can’t keep doing this to people, man!” Benzino yelped in exasperation.

Sounds like what Benzino needs from his boy Stevie J is some understanding. And a hug. A big, tight, manly bear hug.

Initially, Stevie tries to weasel his way into crashing at Benzino’s place so he escape the wrath of Mimi, but Benzino doesn’t let him off the hook and orders him to fix things with Mimi.

So Stevie heads out and buys a bouquet of flowers to try and appease Mimi but by the time he gets to the house, Mimi is in full “Irreplaceable” mode, packing up and moving on.

Infuriated by Mimi’s decision to leave without his permission, Stevie wails on the producers.

But it’s too late. Mimi is gone for good. Or at least a few days. Y’all know these two don’t stay apart for long.

Meet Traci Steele

One of the new faces on this season of LHHA is Atlanta DJ Traci Steele. As a well-known DJ in the area, Traci brings some credibility to the show as she’s an active member of the hip-hop community and not an aspiring star like say, Rasheeda or Joseline.

In her introduction, Steele wraps up her radio show and we’re introduced to her son and her baby daddy, DJ Babey Drew. His claim to fame is his current gig as Chris Brown’s DJ. He gets the groupies that Chris kicks out of his bed, essentially.

Like pretty much every man who’s ever been on LHHA, Drew has been unfaithful in the past and Traci wears his past infidelities like it was a winter coat. Even though they’re no longer together officially, Traci is HEAVILY invested in Drew’s groupie activities because she doesn’t want them around her son.

Right. This is the same schtick Mimi tried to pull. Traci just wants Babey Drew to keep laying the pipe on her.

But Drew is more interested in tapping Traci’s bank account than that ass. He’s eager to go into business for himself and tells Traci that he wants to open a sneaker boutique in Atlanta. Has this fool never heard of e-commerce? He should start with a website before he throws money down the hole with a store.

He needs $25,000, and like a dummy, Traci is game as long as “groupies” aren’t involved in the store.

Given her penchant for labels like “groupie” and “whore,” I can’t wait to see how Traci mixes it up with Joseline, Shay and Karlie Redd. Cause thems fightin’ words.

Everyone hates the baby mama drama, but what the drama that Lil’ Scrappy and Erica’s mamas are bringing is ten times worse.

Episode Recap: Momma Dee Channels Dog the Bounty Hunter

It’s no secret that Momma Dee is not on Team Erica. After all, in her mind, Erica left her son to die after he had an asthma attack or something. So she’s determined to reunite Scrappy and her chosen ho, Shay.

But Momma Dee’s not the only mother kicking up dust. Erica’s mama is feeling anxious about the pending nuptials between Scrap and Erica, so Erica arranges for Scrappy and her mom to get to know each other a little better. Can Scrappy Dappy Doo win Erica’s mom over once and for all?

Aside from the mama drama, Mimi, Joseline and Stevie keep up their ratchetness. Joseline tries to regain control of her career as Stevie keeps stringing her along. Mimi, meanwhile, decides that moving in with Stevie was a mistake and takes moves to step out on her own.

Will these dependent women finally achieve the independence they deserve?

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 2 Below:

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While there are a thousand and one things to love about “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta”, one of the main things viewers glommed on to was the Master Splinter face that Stevie J made. The good news is his progeny appears to have picked up on this unique trait.

Mimi Faust, Stevie’s babymama and almost-wife (at least by common law standards), uploaded a photo of their baby girl Eva doing her daddy’s signature “rat face” on Instagram.

There sure as hell ain’t no fakin’ the funk with this one cause it’s straight up a case of like father, like daughter. No Maury necessary.

If people were worried that Stevie J’s rat face would die with him, have no fear, it will live on in Eva. She’s probably gonna get tired real quick of people asking her to make the face though.

Let’s hope they don’t burn the poor baby out before she hits her teen years with this party trick.

So it turns out that the biggest problem in Lil Scrappy‘s life right now isn’t his love triangle with his babymama/fiancee Erica Dixon and his “best friend” Shay Johnson. It’s actually his (alleged) drug habit. Scrappy had to turn himself in to Atlanta police on Tuesday April 23 after a warrant was issued for his arrest.

Here’s the thing; when it comes to hip hop, going to prison is a street cred move. Some people even go back for repeat visits for extra credit like DMX and T.I., and more recently Gucci Mane. But in order for this to work as a G thang, it’s gotta be for a crime worth bragging about.

On that front, Scrappy’s turning himself in to police after a warrant was issued for his arrest following his refusal to take a urine test back in March doesn’t quite measure up.

According to a report from TMZ, Scrappy turned in a urine sample that was cold to the touch which raised red flags for law enforcement officials. So they asked him to submit a fresh sample and he refused.

Guess Scrappy knew that the results of that test would not be in his favor so he punted.

So he opted to turn himself in. But Scrappy didn’t go down quietly. He turned himself in with style and grace as he had his fiancee (are they still engaged???) on one side and his wack-a-doddle mother Momma Dee on the other.

The deranged pimp/grandma even had a “Free Scrappy (in that order)” t-shirt handy for the paparazzi’s cameras. The good news is that nothing was misspelled this time. Y’all know Momma Dee be mixing up her consonants and things.

No word yet on how long Scrappy will be holed up in prison. Hopefully it isn’t too long, we wouldn’t want him to miss out too much on all the ratchet good times on LHHA.

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The most twisted love triangle in reality television is back and in living color. Joseline, Mimi and Stevie J jumped right back into shark-infested waters in the explosive premiere of season 2 of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta.”

When we last left the three love birds to stew in their mess at the end of the first season of LHHA, Mimi had made the decision to end it with Stevie for good. Well, apparently “for good” means different things to different people because for some reason, Mimi opens up the second season sitting in Stevie’s bed in the morning with their daughter Eva.

As if that visual alone wasn’t shocking enough, Mimi then goes on and announces that she’s decided she’s going to MOVE IN with Stevie and live as a family again.

What in the…?

If you ever shed a tear or empathized over Mimi’s plight, don’t waste your energy again. She wants the shit that she gets from Stevie.

The most insulting part is that she tries to couch her decision on the pathetic basis that living with Stevie is important because it’ll prevent their daughter from being around Joseline. Bitch, you can’t stop that whether you live in or outside of Stevie’s house. If Stevie takes his daughter out and meets up with Joseline, what will you do then?

You might have been screaming and yelling at your TV at this point for Mimi to get it together. But don’t worry, Ms. Joseline came and got her together real quick.

Joseline paid an unexpected visit to Stevie’s house in hooker boots, a sickening mermaid weave, booty shorts and a push-up bra. Truth be told, she did look like a girl working the night shift, if you catch my drift.

But she strolled right up in that kitchen and peeped Mimi in her bedraggled t-shirt and sweatpants and deadpanned, “Hey, maid. I see you got yo maid outfit on like you always do.”

As if that wasn’t enough, she then went on to give Mimi’s alterego an official name: Molly the Maid.

Once Joseline was done antagonizing the shit out of Mimi, she coolly stepped out of the building and went about her business.

Mimi, meanwhile, lost her fucking shit and started screeching at Stevie for letting his “bitch” disrespect her. Um, dumbass, you’re the one who moved into Stevie’s house knowing damn well what it is between him and Joseline. He didn’t disrespect you, you disrespected yourself when you decided you wanted a second tour of duty with him.

Sidenote: The fight between Mimi and Stevie gets scary violent as Mimi launches full-scale assault. She attempts to bite him (hey, Mike Tyson!), throws water at him and smacks him around. Say what you will about Stevie, but Mimi is really nobody’s role model. She’s one sick puppy who needs help, healing and a hug.

Erica and Scrappy Step in the Name of Love

There was one person who got her heart stomped on in the most brutal way last season on LHHA: Shay “Buckeey” Johnson. After spending all of last season being Lil’ Scrappy’s “best friend,” Shay just knew her ass would get upgraded to the big house.

Scrappy led her on to believe that Erica had been banished to nothing more than babymamadom for good. But then Scrap went on the reunion show and proposed to his babymama Erica Dixon much to Shay’s dismay.

When the cameras catch up with Scrappy and Erica, life is good.

Erica has the ring she’s been searching for along with the commitment. “It’s official like a whistle. Wait till you see the wedding,” Erica says.

Scrappy has moved back and in and he’s going through some of his clothes as he unpacks. Erica expresses concern at Scrappy’s “lavish” lifestyle and begs him to stick to a clothing budget. By the way she’s crying, you’d think this fool was wearing Marc Jacobs from head to toe. But naw, he got that Southpole and shit that you see at Marshall’s, so I don’t even know why she’s trippin’.

After we briefly check in on the happy couple, the cameras turn to the sad, little lonely girl, Shay.

Left to her own devices, Shay struggles to make sense of where and how it all went wrong for her and Scrappy. So she decides to seek help and guidance from Momma Dee and her poodle.

I know what you’re thinking: Who the hell would ever seek wisdom from an illiterate buffoon like Momma Dee? But you’ve gotta understand, Shay’s biggest achievement in life thus far has been dry humping and making out with washed-up ’80s rapper and serial babydaddy Flavor Flav. Her whole life has been nothing more than an unfortunate series of lowered expectations.

So in her feeble mind, Momma Dee is a beacon of light. Jesus be a dictionary and a Rosetta Stone though, cause Momma Dee’s monologues make about as much sense as the Chinese lady at the carryout trying to take your order.

In short, Momma Dee assures Shay that she shouldn’t cry over lostng Scrappy because he’ll be back with her shortly. “A change is gonna come,” she warns in her Gargamel voice.

I’m not sure who’s scarier, Cruella DeVil or Momma Dee, but I have a feeling Momma Dee is just as capable at wearing living creatures as fur coats as Cruella.

K. Michelle’s Got a Problem

The problem child of LHHA hasn’t changed one bit in this new season. Although the fame and popularity that the LHHA platform has provided her has landed her a new record deal with Warner Bros., she’s still not satisfied.

Word about Ariane’s radio interview in which she confessed to having sex with Memphitz, K. Michelle’s ex who she accused of domestic violence, has reached K’s ears and she’s none too happy about it. She feels that Ariane should’ve never kept the fact that she slept with Memphitz a secret. So she feels “betrayed” by Ariane.

But wait, K. Michelle isn’t even dating Memphitz, so why is any of this relevant? He’s married and moved on with his life. When will she?

Ariane and Mimi head over to Erica’s party and when they arrive, K. Michelle is there acting up and fussin’. She exchanges pleasantries but Ariane boldly takes the first stab at breaking the ice.

Cutting straight to the chase, Ariane asks K. Michelle why she’s mad. K explains that she didn’t like the radio interview and before you know it, the two of them start giggling and both reaffirming each other by saying, “I fucks with you.” Classy.

The two girls quickly hug it out and move on from the beef. You might be tempted to assume that K. Michelle has matured, but I really think K. Michelle never cared that Ariane slept with Memphitz. Like I said, they’ve been over for a long time so romantic feelings couldn’t have played much of a role here. This strictly another opportunity for K. Michelle to fuss and fight with somebody. It’s in her contract, she has to do it.

And frankly, I wouldn’t have it any other way.

The bitches are back! The baddest chicks in the reality TV game have reunited for a second season of the ratchet and rowdy “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” series. Are you ready for their return?

“Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Recap: Joseline Pushes Mimi the Maid to the Edge

Picking up right where we left off, Stevie, Mimi and Joseline continue their feisty love triangle. But instead this time, the whole messy thing hits a little to close to home. Literally.

Things get messy when Mimi decides to move in to Stevie J’s house, which means Joseline has to move out. Once again, Joseline takes control of the situation and brands Mimi as her maid. Fed up with the disrespect from Joseline, Mimi goes HAM on Stevie for not controlling his hoe. But wait, why isn’t Mimi taking her beef straight to Joseline? She scared?

Besides the fun with that wacky trio, we also catch up with Erica Dixon and Scrappy. As we saw on the reunion, they’re engaged. But Shay, who was left out all alone in the cold, is still reeling from the betrayal. So she scurries over to Momma Dee’s house to consult with the Wicked Witch of Atlanta, who advises Shay to just be patient. Change gon’ come.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Season 2 Episode 1 Below:

[MWP]

When ratchet meets ratchet, only magic can happen. Momma Dee and Mama Jones are back together again and no dollar store is safe.

Atlanta-based photographer FreddyO got the two hip hop mamas together for a lunch out at Mojo’s Motown Eatery. They played together, they smiled together and they served mean face to the cameras.

Poor Mama Jones was a bit of a mess as the red hair dye she had was smothered all over her forehead. Million-dollar question: Was Mama Jones wearing Pumkash?

CHECK OUT THE RATCHET REALITY MAMAS IN ACTION BELOW:

Photos: FreddyO

Are you ready for round 2 of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta?” Of course you are. Now get into these flicks from the season 2 premiere party.

Held at the Cream Ultra Lounge in Atlanta, the whole gang (minus a few) got together for the official viewing party for season 2 of LHHA.

Joseline Hernandez and her on-again, off-again boo “Steebie J” were there. So was Lil’ Scrappy’s boo thang Shay and his baby mama Erica Dixon.

Thankfully, no fights broke out at THIS event between Scrappy’s two ladies, although strangely, Scrappy himself was not at the event. (He’s probably working the late shift at Wendy’s to cover his legal bills, to be honest).

Newcomers Che Mack and DJ Traci Steele were also in the building but it’s really hard to muster up two fucks to give about either of them right now.

The big surprise was Rasheeda and her pregnant belly making its debut. Yup, you heard right. That old lady who’s been trying to break through as a rapper since the ’90s is actually pregnant. Her husband Kirk dropped his seed off just in time, ’cause you know there were only about three eggs left in Ms. Rasheeda’s dusty womb.

If you’re wondering where the Queen of Ratchet K. Michelle was at, I am too. She apparently didn’t show up and neither did Karlie Redd, although her hunchback ex-boyfriend Benzino did.

CHECK OUT THE PHOTOS FROM THE LOVE & HIP HOP ATLANTA SEASON 2 PREMIERE PARTY BELOW:

Photos: Prince Williams/ATLPics

Quick. Somebody call Lil’ John because Lil’ Scrappy needs to get in the booth and score a hit fast. Otherwise, his bank account is about to look emptier than Sheree Whitfield’s unfinished house.

According to a report from TMZ, the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star has failed to pay concert promoter Heavy Rotation for a judgement that was settled in their favor. The original bill was for $72,218, but since he’s failed to make any kind of payment to his creditor, that amount has ballooned to $108,510.38.

HR got tired of playing games so they went straight to the courts and asked for wage garnishment and guess what? They got it!

That means Scrappy’s LHHA paycheck will now go toward paying off this debt instead of toward buying tacky jewelry off of Brian Pumper.

So what will be left for Scrappy when his baby mama Erica Dixon inevitably comes through next for her child support? Maybe Scrap can move back in with Momma Dee until his bank account can recover.

The wild things on “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” are just too damn much. How many fights are there gonna be before episode 1 even airs?

Already we’ve heard reports of K. Michelle and Mimi scrapping and now the latest brawl is between Scrappy’s two boo thangs, his baby mama Erica Dixon and his jump-off/friend, Shay “Buckeey” Johnson.

MediaTakeOut reported that Erica pulled a knife on Shay, but RumorFix reached out to Erica and learned that while the two did fight, there weren’t any weapons involved.

When contacted for comment, a member of Erica’s camp told RumorFix, “Ms. Dixon did defend herself as she was provoked but there were no such things as a blade or other materials that you may have heard involved.” Erica also posted a screenshot of MediaTakeoOut’s story on her Instagram page with the caption, “WTH? I don’t need any type of weapon, I got these hands!! #runupgetdoneup #pointblankperiod.”

The original report said that the fight broke out at Karlie Redd’s weave launch party. Apparently when the two ladies saw each other, they just went at it.

The good thing is that since they fought at a weave party, if one of them got snatched bald there were plenty of hair solutions available in close range.

I’m sure we’ll learn more about this hot mess as the season starts. But for now, just know that no knives have left scars on anyone on the LHHA cast so far.

Steebie J, as Joseline Hernandez calls her boo thang, is harder to quit than that crack rock. Despite breaking things off with Stevie repeatedly, Joseline keeps on running back to that old yeller.

Joseline and Stevie aren’t the only ones caught up in the back and forth either. The super trailer for “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Season 2 finds Scrappy waffling again between his fiancee Erica and his jumpoff, Shay. But things get turnt up to the max when Momma Dee plots against Erica and comes to blows with her almost-daughter-in-law.

One woman who doesn’t need no man to bring the drama is K. Michelle. She mixes it up with her rival, struggling rapper Rasheeda, which is to be expected. What’s not so expected is K. Michelle laying the smackdown on Stevie’s baby mama, Mimi. What in the hell? Didn’t K. Michelle dedicate a damn song to her plight last season?

Guess friendships last about as long as a bag of dollar fries on LHHA.

Oh, there are two new castmates too, DJ Traci Steele and Baby Drew, but you can barely tell them apart and they’re insignificant.

Watch the super trailer for the new season of LHHA here:

Monday, April 22nd can’t get here ANY faster!

Last season on “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta,” K. Michelle and Rasheeda fell out badly over K.’s accusations that Rasheeda’s friend’s husband Memphitz physically abused her. Now, Rasheeda’s husband Kirk has taken to social media to fire off verbal abuse at the embattled and struggling R&B singer.

It all started with an Instagram message from Kirk for #tbt (throwback Thursday) that unnecessarily stirred the pot.

#tbt ???????????????????????? I think she really liked Rasheeda like REALLLYY liked her, like wanted the BOX ???????????????? NOT!

Now who the hell asked him to dig through the archives of his camera roll and post this pic? Furthermore, a chick planting a kiss on another woman’s cheek a lesbian it does not make.

Kirk knew that he’d get K. Michelle’s attention by throwing shade and well, K. Michelle didn’t disappoint.

(NOTE: Read from the bottom up)

Question: Why does K. Michelle always go for the gay/homosexual insults whenever she engages in a fight with men? Doesn’t she realize how off putting that is for her gay fan base? This bitch be shooting herself in the foot…

But Kirk didn’t let insults fly without response. Rasheeda’s husbandger got messy right back.

(NOTE: Read from the bottom up)

Welp. So that’s that. In the end, no one really comes out clean, but I do have a feeling that K. Michelle is a little more in the right here because Kirk probably is looking to get in some mess so producers will keep him, his wife and her sideburns on board for another season of LHHA.

[H/T: The YBF]

Word on the street is that there’ll be some new faces joining the cast of VH1′s highly successful “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” show next season. One face is kind of familiar, since she made appearances during the first season, and the other is a well-known radio personality in the ATL.

According to a report from Rolling Out, Che’ Mack and DJ Traci Steele are set to join the show next season.

Mack, who is a protege of Stevie J‘s, made a brief appearance on the show last season and if you’ll recall, Joseline Hernandez was not here for Che’s horse teeth and body full of graffiti.

So we can probably expect the tension between Joseline and Che’ to reach a boiling point early on in the new season.

You know Joseline don’t fight fair so Che’ better keep her guard up before Ms. Joseline snatches her wig while she sleeps. To be fair, Che’ looks like she chews rocks and nails so she’ll probably get in a few licks too.

I can’t help but wonder if Che’ is replacing Karli Redd next season. If that means Benzino will get the boot, I can’t be mad at that.

You can follow Che’ Mack on Twitter @cheismack.

DJ Traci Steele is a radio personality for Atlanta hip hop station 107.9 FM and Rolling Out reports that she’ll be replacing Rasheeda. THANK GOD, because the only thing drier than Rasheeda’s story line last season is K. Michelle’s wigs.

Steele has worked with Ne-Yo, Jazmine Sullivan and Musiq Soulchild, so she has actual industry connects to bring to the show. Let’s see if that gets her somewhere farther along in her career than it has K. Michelle.

You can follow Traci on Twitter @TraciSteele.

What do you think about Love & Hip Hop Atlanta’s potential new cast members?

“Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” stars Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J are known for their on-and-off, off-and-on, back off again, then right back on again relationship, and judging by Joseline’s Twitter feed, it looks like the two are back in that “off again” phase.

The other day Joseline took to her Twitter to announce that she had professionally broken ties with her manager/boyfriend, but not before she went all the way IN on the Atlanta-based music producer.

Great Morning to y’all!! #work

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

How you buy TVs for people but you don’t have a car a home or money. Lmao dumb ass niggas you a looser!!

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

Undercover brothers do the dummest shit in History! ????????????????

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

And @hitmansteviej is no longer my manager so if he books me for a show is a Fraud. Only @safarimdphd book my shows! Don’t get played!

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

You see what she did there? Joseline is CHILDISH! (LOL)

On top of their break-up, Joseline announced that she would not be making a scheduled appearance with Stevie J next month — an event they both signed on to attend and appear at together.

I won’t be here twitter.com/MsJoseline/sta…

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

And in an apparent response to Joseline, Stevie J sub-tweeted:

This is a business. Handle your paperwork. #ironclad

— Stevie J. (@hitmansteviej) March 8, 2013

But Joseline gave no fucks. She continued:

You have to be Born A Star nobody makes you A ????. You have to work for that.

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

You don’t own A car,house,furniture,jewels,nothing of that matter. Your peers don’t even respect you. Smh

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

Life goes on lady you break up with one you find another! Works still have to be done and ladies we still gotta get that check!!

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

Now watch how fast my video for BAILAR be out since I left the baggage or should I say garbage!! Lol!!!! Can’t wait????

— Joseline Hernandez (@MsJoseline) March 8, 2013

If all of this seems like Déjà vu to you … that’s probably because it is. Joseline has blasted Steebie before on Twitter, and she accused him of being a drug addict and an abuser, and on the down low.

Raise your hand if you can’t wait until the REAL “Love & Hip Hop” comes back on TV!!!

[H/T: Global Grind]

K. Michelle — the queen of ratchet and rude on “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” is pumping the brakes and stepping away from the reality TV circus.

Yes, you heard right. The woman who was the thirstiest and most pressed for camera time has now decided she needs to fall back and refocus on her career. Huh? K. Michelle’s career has been hold since forever and she’s only now feeling the need to focus on her career?

K. Michelle revealed that she would only be on part of the new season of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” because she doesn’t want to be in a negative space.

“I won’t be on Love & Hip Hop. I just feel like when God is bringing you to the positive, it’s very hard to say ‘Thank you, Jesus’ and ‘fuck you, bitch’ at the same time,” K. Michelle said while on stage in D.C last week.

Here’s the funny thing: The people who usually complain about others being negative are usually the most negative folks on the block.

Watch K. Michelle’s surprise announcement in an interview with radio personality Aladdin during her D.C. stop.

“From now on, it’s only music. Cause that’s really all the time I have, so they’re just gonna have to catch me working.”

When that album flops, she’ll come running right back. If Keyshia Cole can’t make it in today’s climate, what the hell makes K. Michelle think she’s gonna flourish?

Thanks to Twitter and its unique capabilities, we get to watch “celebrities” (and we use that term very loosely in this particular situation) go at it, LIVE and direct, as if we were all in a room with them, listening and watching intently with a bottomless bowl of the most delicious popcorn known to man.

And on Sunday (Dec 30), Atlanta rappers Soulja Boy and Lil Scrappy reminded us all why we treasure the popular social networking service so dearly.

Apparently, the two got into it and traded insults over Twitter, “presumably because of tension caused by Scrappy’s ex-girlfriend Diamond,” VladTV reported.

For no damn reason at all, Soulja Boy kicked off the “twit”-for-tat, tweeting directly at Scrappy: “Let’s go to war. I fucked your girlfriend and you a bitch!”

And from there, Soulja and Scrappy went back and forth for over an hour about practically nothing at all.

Scrappy was sure to quell any speculation that their “tweef” was about Diamond — who used to date Lil Scrappy, but now dates Soulja Boy … but why else would the two of them be going at each other all over the Internet?

Soulja eventually deleted his tweets, while Scrappy — who stars on the hit VH1 reality show “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” still has his on his Twitter page, but of course, someone was able to screenshot the entire exchange, which basically ended with Scrappy saying that he’d rather fight Soulja in person than on Twitter. (See Scrappy’s tweets below)

NOTE: READ FROM THE BOTTOM UP!

Someone call up Mona Scott Young right now, and tell her that it would be an injustice to the world if she does not get Soulja Boy and Diamond for the next season of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta!

[VladTV, RapBreak]

Karlie Redd doesn’t play games when it comes to earning rent money. While her music has failed to chart on anything worth mentioning, Karlie Redd has used the platform granted to her by her role in “Love and Hip Hop Atlanta” to pursue multiple business opportunities.

If a club in Podunk, Mississippi is looking for a “celebrity” to host one of their nights, Karlie will come running for the right check.

And likewise, when World Star Hip Hop sought the star out for its softcore-porn/prison masturbation material, Karlie Redd had no shame in dropping her top and allowing the camera to zoom in so close on her fake ass that it almost got a few shots of her rectum.

Watch the video, which is sort of like a Sports Illustrated shoot in video form, below.

In fairness to Karlie Redd, for a(n) (allegedly) fake booty, it DOES look good. The camera paints a flattering portrait of the (allegedly) middle-aged aspiring star and ex-girlfriend of Benzino.

But still, if she’s going to do a KING-like skin flick, shouldn’t she at least have demanded to use one of her own songs?

Then again, probably not. Hearing Karlie’s attempts at singing would probably spoil the mood. Who wants to hear a dying cat howl while you’re trying to rub one out?

[WSHH]

Admit it. You miss the illustrious cast of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” … don’t you?

While the next season of the show has no set release date (and most likely won’t premiere until Spring/Summer 2013) VH1 brought our favorite group of ratchet ATLiens back for an all-new behind the scenes special called “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta: Dirty Little Secrets.”

Giving viewers an inside look at the hottest story lines on the show, the hour-long episode answered questions like who really started the “Joseline & Stevie J” vs. “Erica and Scrappy” fight? How did Shay feel when Scrappy proposed to Erica? Are Stevie J and Mimi back together? And where the hell did those “rat faces” Stevie J likes to make come from?

Find out all of that and much more when you watch the full episode of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta: Dirty Little Secrets” below:

Sh*t just got really real. Lil’ Scrappy threw down with Stevie J in the bushes for allegedly disrespecting his baby mama Erica Dixon but how’s he gonna act when his ex-girlfriend Diamond and her boyfriend Soulja Boy join the cast?

Heck, who’s gonna hold back Momma Dee? Cause you know Momma Dee wants to eat that bitch’s blonde wig for lunch for the dirty way she did her son, the Prince of the South.

Yes, the rumors appear to be true: Soulja Boy and his rap mistress, Diamond, are set to joint the cast of the hit VH1 reality show, according to reports from Straight from the A and Uptown magazine.

Soulja Boy has reportedly confirmed he and girlfriend Diamond are joining the cast of the VH1 hit series “Love And Hip Hop: Atlanta.” The two new cast members are sure to bring tension to the already drama-filled show. Up-and-coming southern rapper Diamond is the ex-girlfriend of Lil’ Scrappy.

The trailing storyline from Season 1, according to Erica Dixon–Scrappy’s new fiance, Scrappy dumped Erica for Diamond. Not long after, Diamond left Scrappy for Soulja Boy. Scrappy later went crawling back to Erica. (Are you keeping up?) The two are now engaged, with Scrappy popping the long-awaited question to Erica at the “Love And Hip-Hop: Atlanta” reunion early this month.

Filming for the new season is expected to begin in October. Surely, this is more than enough slow-churning southern drama for any “Love And Hip-Hop” fan to look forward to.

This is gonna be must-see TV. We hope that Lil’ Scrappy shifts Soulja Boy’s arched eyebrows and rattles his ribcage.

Just make sure Scrap has his asthma medicine on standby before he throws bows. Y’all know how easily winded he is.

Lil Scrappy aka the “Prince of the South” (if you let Momma Dee tell it) posed for this mugshot after he was arrested in Atlanta Monday afternoon (Oct 1) for violating his probation.

According to TMZ, Scrappy (real name: Darryl Kevin Richardson II) was booked at the DeKalb County Jail.

The gossip site also posted a photo of the 28-year-old rapper/reality TV star being taken into custody on the side of the road where he was handcuffed

It’s unclear exactly what the “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta” star was popped for, but he is currently on probation stemming from a 2008 marijuana conviction.

Lil Scrappy being hauled away by Atlanta police on October 1st 2012

According to Scrappy’s rap sheet … at the time of his 2008 arrest for weed, he was also busted for carrying a concealed weapon, fighting and obstruction of officers.

As a result of the weed conviction, Scrappy was sentenced to 5 years probation, and was ordered to abstain from the use or possession of any illegal drugs or alcoholic beverages. He was also ordered to complete an alcohol/drug education program and perform 240 hours of community service.

Scrappy was reportedly booked for his most recent arrest at around 5:30 pm Monday, and as of 11:30 pm (around the time this post was published), he still doesn’t have a bail set.

Who’s gonna have to bail Scrappy out though? Momma Dee, his baby mama fiancee Erica or his ‘best frand’ Shay?

UPDATE: According to TMZ, Scrappy was finally released from prison on Wednesday (Oct 3). The reason he was arrested in the first place was because he failed to check in with his probation officer, and failed to notify his PO that he had moved.

After previously being placed on a “non-reporting” order, Scrappy was recently put back on a “reporting” order, and when his PO found out his address had changed, and he hadn’t checked in in a while, a warrant for his arrest was issued.

Scrappy — who is on probation stemming from a 2008 weed possession case — says that his most recent arrest was an honest mistake, and other than this incident, he’s been a model probationer.

He was finally released from prison on Wednesday (Oct 3)

There’s something unclean in the milk at Rasheeda and Kirk‘s house. That is, if the Internet rumors are to be believed.

Atlanta blog Straight From the A is reporting on a vicious rumor that Kirk Frost, husband of the 20-year-plus “aspiring” rapper Rasheeda of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” fame, was allegedly engaged in an incestuous relationship with his daughter.

The source for all of this messiness is Jacky Jasper of Diary of a Hollywood Street King. He claims that a source close to Kirk reached out and spilled all of the beans on the alleged incest between Kirk and his daughter.

Here are the accusations straight from the source’s mouth:

“Anyway— it’s Kirk’s biological daughter that he was actually having unprotected sex with for years. Kirk raped his own daughter from ages 11 to 16 years-old.

Last year, she finally spoke out, but later retracted her statement once Kirk manipulated her mind into believing mommy was the ‘bad guy’ trying to send daddy to jail forever, and “how could she do this to daddy if she loved him?”. So his daughter covered it up, saying she was lying – all to save her dad from going to prison. That’s why her mom never moved forward with a case.

What father is concerned about birth control for their baby girl??? One who is fucking them, that’s who!! So far the baby that his daughter had…has been proven to be her current boyfriend’s baby because the child looks looks just like him, but I think they should still call Maury for this one.

Also, Kirk used to be jealous of his daughter having boyfriend’s –SICKKK!!—think about it….his daughter wasn’t use to using condoms with her father so why would she use 1 with her boyfriend?? You learn from your parents, RIGHT??! oh and Rasheeda and Kirk have an 11-year-old son together not a daughter, but I hope his cry baby gay azz isn’t fuckin his son too!!”

Kirk and Rasheeda both indirectly dismissed the allegations as horseshit:

SMH at the things people say it’s not sad it’s pathetic… #GetALife

— Kirk (@FROST117) September 7, 2012

RT @frost117 SMH at the things people say it’s not sad it’s pathetic… #GetALife > Yes, very pathetic..

— RASHEEDA(@RASHEEDA) September 7, 2012

The problem with these kinds of unsubstantiated rumors is that they taint the celebrity regardless of whether it’s true or not.

This is kind of similar to the domestic violence abuse that K. Michelle accuses Memphitz of.

It’s a case of he-said, she-said, but Memphitz looks bad no matter what. Even though he claims innocence, there’ll always be many who’ll find him guilty in the back of their minds.

The same goes for Kirk. He can deny this horrendous allegation, but there’s no way to truly clear his name. People just have to take him at his word.

It’s times like these that we see how unfair life can be as a celebrity.

If you thought the news of Memphitz‘s lawsuit against the producers of VH1′s “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” would scare K Michelle from her testimony of domestic violence, think again.

You know K. Michelle don’t care if you shake, bump or wobble that table. She’s ready to move mountains if she needs to to make sure that her version of events isn’t silenced.

K. Michelle formally addressed Memphitz’s lawsuit in response to inquiries by TMZ saying:

“I’ve always been told that the truth shall set you free. I stand behind my story 100%. I came on the ‘Love & Hip Hop Atlanta’ show mainly because I wanted to give a voice and bring light to a very serious issue.

“I am very grateful to VH1 and Monami Ent. for the opportunity to tell my story, and touch lives worldwide … I look forward to having my day in court and finally having the truth of my story confirmed in a court of law.”

She adds, “Hopefully others will not have to go through this and then have their stories challenged to this degree because people now want to try to salvage whatever reputation they may have had.”

TMZ also adds that K. Michelle ain’t playing games, as she’s lawyered up with her own attorney to fight Memphitz in court.

Sadly, it’s not our choice, Real Housewife of Atlanta star Phaedra Parks, but instead an attorney by the name of Matt Middleton.

Now here’s the thing: Only one person is telling the truth. The fact that they’re both willing to battle it out in court shows how serious this game of chicken is. So who will blink first?

If K. Michelle’s lying, Rasheeda is gonna dougie and two-step all in her face. But if K. Michelle’s telling the truth, Toya Wright, Memphitz’s wife, will have nothing but messy egg all over her face.

This is going to be one hell of a court fight.

Y’all got the popcorn?

The first season of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” has wrapped, and yet, the drama behind the scenes still continues.

Mickey “Memphitz” Wright — ex-boyfriend to R&B songBIRD K Michelle — has announced that he is suing VH1 and the creators of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” … on allegations that they allowed cast member K Michelle to fabricate “a compelling story line” and gave her a “worldwide platform” to “assassinate [his] character.”

LHHA viewers know their story well. Without using Memphitz’ name, throughout the show, K. Michelle repeatedly talked about how her ex boyfriend and former label head spent all of her money, left her for broke, and almost ruined her music career after he “beat her ass.”

When the initial episode aired in which K. Michelle first spoke on her domestic abuse allegations, Memphitz — who is now married to BET reality star (and Lil Wayne’s ex-wife) Toya Wright — made an attempt to tell his side of the story, explaining how he and K. Michelle met, their “relationship,” and how he NEVER put his hands on her in the way that she alleged on the show. (He says he didn’t hit her … he only restrained her when she attacked him)

And even though K Michelle never mentioned Memphitz’ name on the show, that didn’t stop her from hurling direct insults to him and his wife Toya on Twitter and various radio interviews, where she would even go as far as to claim that Memphitz threatened her young son one time.

But now that “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” has completed its first season, Memphitz has decided to take legal action against Viacom International (VH1′s parent company), NFGTC, Inc. and Monami Entertainment — the company owned by LHHA executive producer and creator Mona Scott-Young.

According to the press release (obtained by gossip blog Its Only Entertainment) Wright — represented by attorneys Conti J. Moore, Esq. of Conti Moore Law, PLLC and Alcide L. Honoré, Esq. of Hooper & Honoré, LLC — is “suing the named Defendants for approximately one dollar per viewer per show for damages that stem from the defamatory statements and denigrating actions of cast member Kimberly Michelle Pate p/k/a ‘K. Michelle.’”

Moore, whose practice is based in Orlando, Florida, stated, “Ms. Pate has taken full advantage of society’s tendency to accept claims of domestic violence as always being true, even in the absence of proof. The only abuse that actually occurred is the malicious and calculated pattern of vicious lies Ms. Pate has assailed for the purpose of fabricating a compelling story line in an attempt to ruin my client’s name.”

Honoré, an Atlanta based attorney, argues that “even the most ridiculous statements when repeated frequently become true in the minds of many. Ms. Pate’s preposterous claims, which include allegations that Mr. Wright mismanaged funds and caused her career to ‘flop’, have been adopted as truth by many followers of the popular VH-1 reality series.”

Honoré and Moore both agree that, “Domestic violence is an issue of serious nature, often having grave consequences for true victims with whom we all sympathize. However, it is unconscionable for one to play on the sympathies of the masses by levying false accusations of such heinous acts against an innocent party, simply for the sake of entertainment or for purported career advancement.

“After reviewing the evidence in this matter, we are prepared to litigate this case to the fullest extent of the law to seek justice for our client and to restore his name and professional reputation.”

Wright maintains that the lawsuit has nothing to with getting revenge against K. Michelle. He’s simply defending himself and his reputation from the “malicious false and misleading statements” she made about him on the popular VH1 reality show.

He continues, “My family and I have suffered tremendously while VH-1, Monami Ent., and the other companies provided a worldwide platform for K. Michelle to repeatedly assassinate my character. The filing of this suit is to compensate for the irreparable damage that has been done to my reputation and to deter these companies from doing such future harm to others.”

Love and Hip Hop Atlanta averages over 3 million viewers an episode … and Memphitz is asking for “$1 per viewer for damages,” though it isn’t clear whether he’s seeking the viewer “average,” which would be about $3 – $5 million dollars, or the total amount of viewers, which could end up being in the range of $30 – $50 million, if every episode is taken into account.

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As we wrap things up with the first season of VH1′s newest reality TV blockbuster, we have to pause to bow down before the throne of Mona Scott-Young.

No, the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” formula isn’t original — the show is equal parts “Real Housewives of Atlanta” delusion with some “Flavor of Love” (literally with the Shay casting) ratchetness thrown in for good measure. But Mona has struck gold with this cast of unforgettables.

So here’s to you, Queen Mona. Thanks for all the bedraggled weaves, mascara-stained tears and salacious side eyes. You know good drama when you see it.

Joseline and her Spanglish gibberish have warmed our hearts and bellies on more than one occasion. And Stevie J‘s rat faces are making the world safer for rodents all over. He is the de facto rat ambassador to the world now.

WATCH: Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta Reunion Part 2

But back to this reunion special. Part 2 picked up right where part 1 left off with the question of the current state of Joseline and Stevie J’s relationship.

The cliffhanger question from part 1 had Mona asking Stevie: Are you and Joseline in a relationship?

The answer: No, but we’re still fucking.

Well, Joseline clarified things on the fucking part, but Stevie borrowed from Lil’ Scrappy’s playbook and said that he and Joseline were friends more than anything. Joseline agreed, but added she still enjoys the ride on Stevie’s bus, so she’ll be renewing that bus pass for quite some time.

But don’t get it twisted, emotions are out of it. Joseline’s just here for the the sex and the checks.

For some reason, Mimi was mad for most of this segment. If she’s really moving on from Stevie J, why is she so bothered about Joseline and Stevie hooking up?

Mimi is so busy being mad at Joseline, that she couldn’t even empathize with Joseline’s parental struggles, which left her in tears, after an unaired segment played in which she confronted her mother and father about her messed up childhood.

So while Joseline was letting her walls come tumbling down:

Mimi was busy building hers up even higher:

Mona quickly and correctly connected the dots that all three members of this party (Mimi, Stevie and Joseline) have deep-rooted parental issues that are likely feeding this vicious cycle of madness, infidelity and ratchet. But they don’t hear her though.

Then, bizarrely, Joseline turned her fangs on Mimi as the two sparred about Stevie J making her hot and Mimi not.

We got mad love for Joseline’s Puerto Rican pupusa, but what in the hell is she talking about? “Bailar” hasn’t cracked the Billboard Hot 100, last time we checked.

Oh, she’s talking about her casting in “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta”? Well, to be honest, her link with Stevie may have been what brought her in the door, but Joseline paved the way to her own web celebrity with her classic one-liners and novela-style dramatic personality.

In this case, Joseline’s right. Mimi is pretty much a wet mop. But after 15 years of Stevie J, you can’t blame her for being a sourpuss.

Erica and Shay Clash Over Scrappy Dappy Doo

If Shay, aka Buckey, from “Flavor of Love,” thought she pulled one over on Lil’ Scrappy’s baby mama Erica Dixon, boy did she calculate completely wrong.

Wearing her “I’m mad as hell” short, blonde wig, Shay meant business from the moment she sat down on the couch. The writing, however, was on the wall from the jump when Scrappy decided to sit next to Erica on the couch, rather than Shay. Shay was left to be bad all by herself.

We’re not sure why, but Mona was EXTRA protective in this segment and she kept checking Shay like she was that girl’s mama.

Even though Erica started hollering and getting out of pocket with Shay repeatedly, notably when Erica rhetorically asked if Shay knew her place, Mona kept WARNING Shay that her ass would not leave the seat.

“You’re gonna stay in your seat, that’s what you’re gonna do,” Mama Mona said in a stern, “don’t-play-with-me” voice.

Erica was completely let off the hook. Guess Mona doesn’t wanna ruffle one of her star’s feathers so she’d rather leash the recurring guest star. That ain’t right.

Momma Dee rolled up next and she immediately started yip yapping about her castle, her throne and her title as queen. Look, bitch. We don’t care how much Berry Blue Kool-Aid your ass drinks, that doesn’t make you a royal blue blood.

But Momma Dee ain’t trying to hear that.

For her next trick, she actually crowned her son on national TV, dubbing him the “Prince of the South” for the millionth time.

Scrappy, looking quite embarrassed, said he felt like the kid at school whose mama brings him lunch in front of everybody. Which is an appropriate analogy, because that crown looked Burger King fresh.

The crowning was just the beginning though. Shay clapped back hard at Scrappy and asked him why he lied to her about the nature of his relationship with Erica.

Scrappy didn’t have a good answer, but Shay really should’ve known better. Scrappy can’t even take a shit without Momma Dee bending him over to wipe the crust from his asscrack. What made Shay think this mama’s boy was ever really worth a damn?

Shay revealed just how far in stupid love she fell: She bought Scrappy some stuff in her name. Aw, hell naw.

Momma Dee didn’t want this embarrassing tidbit of information to be revealed, so she tried to silence Shay, but too late. The cat was out of the bag.

And just in case you were wondering, yes, she and Scrappy did have sex. So that “friend” game Scrappy keeps talking is nothing but a hot pile of bullshit.

After Shay stormed off the set, mean girl Erica was smugly smiling in satisfaction. Mona asked Scrap if he had something he wanted to say to his baby mama, and that’s when it happened. Scrappy got down on one knee and romantically asked:

Is you gon’ marry a nigga?

Was a more romantic proposal ever uttered? Scrappy Dappy Doo sure knows how to sweet talk a girl.

Poor Shay, however, looked like she’d just been punched in the gut as she watched Scrappy propose to Erica backstage.

Even though we weren’t really feeling Shay’s role on the show, you had to feel for her in that moment. This was perhaps one of the most epic emotional bitch slaps ever dealt on reality TV.

Erica, meanwhile, giddily accepted the proposal and Momma Dee said that if Erica was who Scrappy, her prince, chose to be with, that she’d accept Erica into her palace. Which doesn’t really make sense, since the drawbridge had already been lowered for Princess Erica on more than one occasion, but whatever.

Congrats on the engagement and all, but we know Erica’s mom is NOT going to be pleased with this news. And watch this be a 10-year engagement. We’ll believe it’s real when a date is set.

But congrats to the couple anyway. Black love, at least a very twisted form of it, is alive, y’all.

What Matters Most: Love or Career?

For the last segment of the reunion special, Mona gathered K. Michelle, Benzino, Karlie Redd, Rasheeda and Kirk for a discussion on career vs. love. These characters struggled with finding a balance and ended up with completely different results.

Karlie and Benzino split, with Karlie choosing her career over love. Karlie was pretty unapologetic about putting her career first, and while we’re side-eyeing Karlie’s delusions over the state of her career, she did poke some holes in the sincerity of Benzino’s love for her.

Karlie revealed that after Benzino’s stiffed her with that “just-kidding” marriage proposal, that she rolled up to his house to try and work things out.

Unfortunately, by the time she got there that evening, Benzino had already moved a new chick into the house. This apparently naked woman let Karlie know that she was living there now.

So obviously Benzino wasn’t serious about making anything official with Karlie if he had another chick on speed dial the whole time.

Karlie tried to have her “oh snap, girl!” moment by making a stupid t-shirt (seen above) that poked fun at Benzino’s proclamation of monogamy in episodes before, but it was corny and the joke fell flat, like that one cheek in Karlie’s (allegedly) fake booty.

Mona then moved on to Kirk and Rasheeda’s battles over love and business. Rasheeda is now completely contrite about the whole thing and when Mona asked her if she felt she chose love over money, Rasheeda agreed saying, “That’s what you’re supposed to do.”

K. Michelle was randomly asked for her advice, and Mona tried to tie it back to her relationship with Memphitz.

The mere mention of that situation sent Rasheeda’s eyes rolling right on up to the sky. But K. Michelle kept it classy and said that she thought Rasheeda made the right call because ultimately, love matters above everything.

Look at that, K. Michelle is speaking with reason and sense. Maybe there is hope for this wild and crazy bunch after all.

In the second part of the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” reunion, all of the unanswered questions are resolved.

READ: Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion (Part 2) Recap: Happily Ever After?

Will Mimi and Stevie J ever live happily ever after? Will Scrappy run off with his “best friend” Shay? (Or will he propose to “baby mama” Erica?)

This reunion special is full of surprise twists and turns, so buckle up for the wild ride.

Watch Part 2 of the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Reunion Special below:

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Some interviews go down in history for the awesome levels of ratchetness they generate. Like when Wendy Williams went toe to toe with Whitney Houston in 2003.

“Love & Hip Hop Star” Joseline Hernandez sat down with her equivalent of a Wendy Williams when she sat down to chat with YouTube personality and cross-dressing superstar Funky Dineva.

For those who want a quick crash course on who Funky Dineva is, he’s a black man with a full-on beard who wears an assortment of wigs and spontaneously bursts into Nicki Minaj-esque voices while he gives recaps of reality TV shows like LAHH ATL.

VH1, being the social media savvy folks that they are, plucked Dineva from the Interwebz and decided to bring Dineva’s talents in-house for the reunion special and they provided his royal highness with exclusive access to the show’s stars.

While Joseline was getting her hair did, she hammed it up with Dineva, who didn’t hold back in admitting that he was ambivalent about her in general and called her a ho to her face.

But he lived for her attitude so by the end, the two were pretty much BFFs. NO SHADE HERE, BOO!

Watch Joseline’s interview with Funky Dineva below:

Ring the alarm, Mimi’s been through this too long. And she’ll be damned if she lets another mean-spirited tweet rain on her farm.

In the latest episode of Jermaine Dupri‘s web show, Living the Life, (wait, this is still going on?) “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” star Mimi Faust gets to mouthing off when JD and Bryan Michael Cox catch up with Stevie J‘s latest baby mama the night that the LHHA reunion aired.

The two producers appear to be superfans of the show as they actually stalk Mimi to discuss the latest events on the show. JD even asks Mimi if there’s gold on the end of Stevie J’s dick implying that he can’t figure out why all these broads are fighting over him.

Coincidentally, many wondered if JD himself had the golden stick because there was no other logical explanation for why Janet Jackson would date a troll like him otherwise. But we digress.

We don’t know if Mimi was drunk but the avalanche of curse words she unleashed in the webisode was a complete 180 from the girl who tries to play it cool and classy every week on LHHA.

“All you motherfuckin’ bitches who talkin’ shit about me and my situation, get the fuck out of here! You act like I’m the only bitch that’s been cheated on, all you motherfuckin’ bitches been cheated on! All y’all!” Mimi hollered.

Whoa. Did the spirit of K. Michelle take over her body there for a hot second?

Watch Mimi go off on a mofo in the video below:

Um. Mimi, the problem isn’t that you were cheated on. The problem is that you were cheated on 1,001 times and you kept going back for more. Then you had the nerve to act like you never saw it coming.

And how are you gonna sign up for a reality show and get mad cause people are talking about your filthy, messy love life when you put the spotlight on it in the first place? Dummy.

But in Mimi’s delusional mind, this is what she sees.

How old is Karlie Redd???

Like “Big Foot” sightings or the rumored existence of the “Loch Ness Monster,” Karlie Redd‘s REAL age has been a mystery to us all, as she continues to lie and tell people that she’s “in her twenties.”

In case you didn’t already know … Karlie Redd stars on the hit VH1 reality show “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta,” which is currently wrapping up its first season, with the finale having aired last week, and the second part of the Reunion Special set to air next Monday night (Sep 3).

And last night on Part 1 of the LHHA Reunion Show, Karlie — a perpetual, compulsive liar — repeatedly dodged questions about her age (amid K Michelle’s hilarious accusations that she “marched with Martin Luther King” in the 1960′s, LOL!), while also refusing to give in to questions about her daughter’s age.

She explained her reasoning behind the secrecy regarding her daughter, saying that that the reason she refused to reveal the identity and age of her only child was to “protect” her.

But we all know the real reason Karlie Redd doesn’t want us to know her daughter’s age, is because she doesn’t want folks to do the math and figure out how old SHE really is. (You ain’t slick, Karlie Redd!)

When pressed about her own age, Karlie claims to be “in her twenties” … but we did some digging, and found out that she was on a VH1 reality show filmed in the mid 2000′s called “Scream Queens” — when, at the time, she claimed to be 29 years old. (See video below)

Now, we’re not math wizards or anything … but if she was “29″ in the mid-2000′s, that would AT LEAST put her in the 34 – 36 years old range. And if she’s lying about her age now, then she was probably lying back then too, so she could even be 40 … or older!

Here’s what Karlie Redd had to say in a recent interview with Washington, D.C area radio station WKYS 93.9 FM about K Michelle saying she’s 50-years-old:

“Do I look like I’m 50? …don’t listen to K Michelle. K Michelle don’t know what the fuck she’s talking about. I’m in my twenties, and as an entertainer you don’t tell your age. She [K Michelle] just had to say something because I was coming at her.”

Girl, stop.

Additionally, Karlie’s ex boyfriend and LHHA co-star Benzino — who has three kids himself, between the ages of 9 and 19 years old — recently revealed to S2S Magazine that Karlie’s daughter is a GROWN woman, which means that Karlie’s claims of being in her “twenties” is pure bullshit.

Karlie Redd's daughter (pictured here) is said to be at least 17, or 18 years old

“Me and Karlie are two grown ups, and both of us have grown children,” Benzino recently told S2S. “She has a grown daughter.”

“Karlie’s daughter I think is about 17 years old. She just graduated from high school,” Benzino revealed.

Meanwhile, our personal sources here at GOT say that Karlie Redd’s exact age is 47 years old, while another source claims that she was born in 1971, which would make her at least 40 or 41 years old.

While we may never know how old Karlie Redd really is — until we see a long-form birth certificate, or something equally reputable — we at least know this much … she’s a liar.

And what’s the deal with her trying and failing to hide her age anyway?

She’s damn hot for a 40/50-year-old mom. There’s a term for that — MILF.

No need to lie, Karlie!

After a spectacular debut season, the chickens, pigeons and other barnyard animals of Love & Hip Hop Atlanta gathered to rehash drama, squawk at each other and tug on a few weaves.

And K. Michelle — the biggest, loudest, angriest hen in the chicken coop — got the party started right away as she went off on Karlie Redd for any and every little thing. The reunion opened with a fan question about Karlie Redd’s real age and K. Michelle was quick to pounce.

Poor Karlie Redd’s battleship was sunk so fast, she didn’t even realize she was treading water.

WATCH: “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta” Episode 11 (Reunion – Part 1)

The jokes about Karlie being ancient and a Harriet Tubman bitch had EVERYBODY in stitches. Lil’ Scrappy looked like he was about to slide off the couch from laughter at one point. And K. Michelle unearthed a secret: Karlie Redd has a daughter.

Her former flame Benzino didn’t utter not one peep in her defense either. Even when she got up to fluff her allegedly fake butt in an effort to prove that it was made of flesh and blood, and not silicone and fix-a-flat.

Poor Karlie Redd has no friends. At all. But she was trying her damnedest to act like she and Rasheeda were BFFs.

Just because Rasheeda and Karlie have an enemy in common, doesn’t mean that they’re close. Did we ever even see these two utter one word to each other during the whole season? No, but there Karlie was running off the stage with Rasheeda after the perpetually “underground rapper” tried to get all up in K. Michelle’s face.

Thank God for K. Michelle because our ratchet levels would probably drop to dangerously low levels without her hoodrat madness.

Round 1: K. Michelle and Rasheeda Pop Off

One of the biggest points of contention throughout the reunion centered on Rasheeda’s allegations that K. Michelle was lying about the abuse she experienced at the hands of Memphitz. At this point, y’all already know the deal about what K. Michelle is alleging. But the goods that she’s selling, Rasheeda ain’t buying.

Rasheeda summed up her skepticism about K. Michelle’s woe is me act by saying, “Something don’t make no damn sense.”

K. Michelle clapped back by saying that Rasheeda doesn’t understand that her career was put on hold because of Memphitz. She had to break her record deal because of him and she wasn’t dropped from her label like Rasheeda was.

Bam! Right in the kisser. K. Michelle got her good with that one. You know Aunt Deb was in the audience laughing her ass off when she heard that.

But the fight went even further with the personal jabs when K. Michelle accused Rasheeda of embarrassing her husband on national television. (Truth)

Rasheeda retorted, “Let me tell you, a husband is something you want, something I have.” (Also truth)

Then things got really heated when Rasheeda insulted K. Michelle’s hair texture and K. Michelle said she had bags under her eyes.

Security had to escort the Boss Bitch off the premises once she knucked and bucked in K. Michelle’s face. Who knew that old dog had all that fight in her? Even Kirk looked surprised to see the pitbull come out of his woman.

Round 2: Lil’ Scrappy and Erica Go to War with Stevie J and Joseline

Of all the fights on Love & Hip Hop Atlanta that made no damn sense, the one between Lil’ Scrappy and Stevie J made the least sense. Essentially, this was a battle over the honor of Scrappy’s baby mama, Erica Dixon.

Ponder this for a second. Scrappy is breaking out into fisticuffs with another man over a woman he impregnated but didn’t care to wed. It’s a little late to try to play the knight in shining armor, sir. If Scrappy was interested in preserving Erica’s dignity, he would’ve put a ring on it when he was supposed to.

Nonetheless, Scrappy and Stevie got into a disagreement over the fight, with Stevie saying he shoved Scrappy into the bushes and Scrappy insisting that he put his “paws” on Stevie.

Erica and Joseline traded “bitch”-es and it all got out of hand. Even Momma Dee was stressed out about it and she told the producers that they needed to move on to another line of questioning. Her baby is on probation and the last thing he needs is to land back in jail.

But Momma Dee, who stepped to the stage wearing a bedazzled jacket with shoulder pads, did address why she felt it was important that Scrappy step to Stevie J in the first place, saying that since her son is the prince, and she’s the queen, and that her “castle” needed to be kept in order.

Who crowned her the queen of the Popeye’s parking lot? And she got royal titles for herself and her son, but what’s Erica? The court jester?

Round 3: Stevie J, Mimi, Joseline and the Mess In Between

The nation’s filthiest love triangle got the most airtime in this first part of the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta reunion.

First, all of Joseline’s dirty laundry was aired when they brought up her alias, Shenellica Bettencourt. She copped to using the pseudonym, and charged her more than 20 arrests to the strip game.

She also had Love & Hip Hop Atlanta producer Mona Scott-Young vouch for her womanhood, since Mona saw her completely naked and verified her pregnancy test. So chew on that, suckers.

Truth be told, the Joseline is a man commentary never really made much sense. Yeah, she has a hard jawline and an artificial body, but if that’s the standard for suspecting a woman’s gender, then why haven’t we called Lil’ Kim’s chopped and screwed body into question?

But back to the love triangle. Stevie, Mimi and Joseline did battle with each other for a good 20 minutes.

Poor Joseline tried her best to make Mimi her ally (she even said she loved Mimi…), but Mimi absolutely refused to recognize any common ground between her and the fabulous Ms. Hernandez.

When Joseline tries to say that Stevie did Mimi just as dirty as he did her when he tried to deny paternity of her child, Mimi shut that down with the quickness, saying “No, he didn’t” vigorously.

Mimi will never, ever shake Stevie off, even if Ariane wishes she would, and she admitted that while the two weren’t currently seeing each other, that she’d never completely close that door with him since he is her baby’s daddy. Guess that means he has a lifetime guarantee to smash.

You know what they call it when you do the same thing over and over again but continue to expect different results? Insanity.

Mimi tried to stiffen her neck and ball so hard a few times throughout the discussion, like when she warned all of the mean folks on Twitter to stop judging her life.

Ok, that would be a lot easier if she didn’t broadcast it on a reality show. So, she can put that in a box to the left alongside her dignity and self-respect.

The biggest laugh from the segment though, came when Joseline proclaimed that she was a woman of God.

Now, look, God loves all his children but Joseline is much more of a spawn of Satan than a child of God. And that’s not necessarily a bad thing.

We all have that devil on our shoulder along with the angel on the other.

Joseline brings the right kind of hot sauce to Love & Hip Hop Atlanta and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

On the highly anticipated reunion to VH1′s blockbuster hit “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta,” producer Mona Scott-Young sits down with the cast to sort out some unresolved issues.

READ: “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Reunion (Part 1) Recap: Hot Messes Come Together

As expected, tensions rise, blood pressure goes up and wigs get snatched in the volatile first part of the Love & Hip Hop Atlanta Reunion.

Watch Part 1 (of 2) of the “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Reunion Special below:

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This is the drama that will never end. Rasheeda and K. Michelle are STILL at each other’s throats over this alleged Memphitz domestic violence thing.

Rasheeda is Team Toya and Memphitz because of her close relationship with the couple, while K. Michelle floats out howling at the moon all by herself.

READ: K. Michelle Sparks Twitter Beef with Her “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta” Co-Star Rasheeda

But Rasheeda tried to clear the air once and for all by writing a novel about the whole situation on her Instagram, which the YBF snagged before it was deleted:

Here is my reply! I find it real sad how this desperate rat Fake.Michelle can’t keep my name out her mouth. It’s sad how a person wants sympathy but every word & gesture out of her mouth is slapping a bitch and whooping a bitch ass. First, when you see Toya you gone slap her on site (YEAH RIGHT), then you threaten to whoop Kandi ass but when you seen her at the hair salon you was quiet as a mouse. Now, today u have another interview out claiming your only regret was you wish you would of slapped the shit outta me & hit me with a 1/2 punch. That alone should make people question your character.

All of our careers Me, Kandi & Toya we have been nothing but positive women to the public. Everything you say is violent. You keep preaching about being abused but threatening to abuse others. You hit Karlie in the head with some silverware, she should of pressed charges against your ass. But my point here is, we are witnessing you physically & verbally abusing several women via interviews, blogs & twitter bullying and it’s a sad ass shame for someone who is claiming to be a victim. You’re playing the public trying to make them think you were abused but we know that story has a lot of holes in it. So, the police came to the hotel and seen you beat & abused like you telling the world and didn’t lock up a black man in Memphis, TN???? Bitch please, where they do that at!

You claiming you didn’t want to press no charges, but they would of took that into there own hands by law. Its a shame you trying to sell this old ass story but keep threatening to hurt others in the process. The sad part is the media & the fans have to wait and continue to watch you self-destruct while everybody else already know the truth about you. Sorry ya’ll! As far as any woman who has been a victim of domestic violence my heart goes out to you all and I wish you nothing but the best but this chick right here is a FUCKING FRAUD!!

You know K. Michelle wasn’t going to stay quiet in the face of that long-winded rant, right?

Of course not. So to the tweets she went:

It would b fun2offer Georgia Prune a verbal lashing,but truth is she needs 2fight with me 2even come back next season.So Ill pass

— K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 19, 2012

15minutes the whole season and all of them put us 2sleep. Ur hottest scenes were becuz I was in them.

— K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 19, 2012

That grandmother is mad chile. ???? why u mad ur gonna make ur first blog this season cuz of me! U owe me and this is the thanks I get?????

— K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 19, 2012

K’s kind of got a point. Rasheeda’s storyline is mad boring. Especially since her music sucks and she refuses to push her husband Kirk out of her professional life.

Rasheeda better find something else to keep the producers at VH1 entertained before she finds herself outside the circle real quick. Those sideburns don’t feed themselves.

Guess we’ll have to wait till next season for a resolution to all of this madness.

The season finale of VH1′s runaway hit “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” was all about tying up loose ends. Which basically means that everyone but Rasheeda breaks up. Yay for black love!!!

For whatever reason, Erica and Lil’ Scrappy insist on rehashing their failed relationship for the millionth time. Didn’t their relationship end about 4 episodes ago?

Anyway, for the hundredth time, Erica and Scrappy come to an agreement that even though they love each other, they’re not meant to be together as lovers…right now.

Since they went and made it official that they’re over, Erica had to scurry as fast as she could to let K. Michelle know the deal. So the two meet at…a furniture store? What in the IKEA hell? Hey, guess VH1′s gotta take whatever it can get when it comes to locations.

When Erica breaks the news to K. Michelle that her and Scrappy are done, K. Michelle giggles with glee, “Yeah, girl, now you can join me in the lonely girls club.” But little did she know, Erica has already got her on the prize. In fact, Erica’s chasing the great white hope: A white man with a job.

Erica confesses to K that she’s interested in her realtor, a white man of Italian heritage. Miserable K. Michelle seethes with jealousy immediately upon hearing the news.

Of course, to deflect from her hurt about Erica finding a new potential mate so quickly, K leaps to crude jokes about the size of Erica’s man’s penis. It really says a whole lot about your level of ratchet when Lil’ Scrappy’s baby mama makes you look like a gutter, nasty sewer skank while she comes off as the Princess of Wales.

K. Michelle is so busy chasing after men for the wrong reasons (dick) and yet she keeps wondering why she always ends up fucked. Stupid ho.

In the closing scenes of the finale, Erica reflects on her immature relationship with Scrappy and realizes that she needs a man who “doesn’t need to be told what to do” or run after his mama for every decision.

Given the scene at the end in which Scrappy sips from his mama’s soup in the kitchen:

Yeah, Erica definitely has a point about Scrappy’s very serious mama’s boy syndrome. This love is Oedipal.

Karlie Redd and Benzino Are Dunzo

After falling in love so fast and so furious, Karlie and Benzino have quickly grown apart. The sweet, sweet honey love between them pretty much turned sour once Karlie realized there wasn’t much more she was going to get out of Benzino. That meeting with Vince was never going to evolve into anything meaningful. So Karlie’s wonky bird eye began to wander.

Benzino had a HUNCH about Karlie’s dirty ways, so he sought out the advice of Stevie J. Again, this is like asking the devil for advice on how to get into heaven, but hey, this is reality TV after all.

So Stevie J meets up with Benzino at his Hip Hop Weekly offices in Marietta, Ga.

Can we pause for a minute and talk about how brilliantly meta it is to have Benzino, a gossip rag publisher, star on a Hip-Hop reality show that feeds right back into his magazine? You know he gets all of the “exclusives” on LAHH to his writers too.

But yeah, Stevie and Benzino meet up and Benzino tells Master Splinter that he’s having doubts about Karlie and whether he can trust her.

Stevie, strangely, becomes VERY protective over Benzino and vows that if Karlie does him wrong, that she’ll have to answer to Stevie.

WTF? Is Benzino Stevie’s little sister or something? This just got awkward.

But off we go to the final encounter.

Benzino and Karlie meet up and you have to give it to Ms. Redd. This pigeon put on her finest feathers for her night out. Benzino cleaned up too, although nothing can really help him with that no-neck problem, chicken nugget shape and hunchback. But hey, that’s what low lighting is for.

So everything about this setup is romantic and magical, and Benzino and Karlie start talking about their relationship, and then BAM! Benzino shows her the ring. At this point, it seems like he’s about to propose to her. But nah, made ya look.

Let it burn, you fame vulture.

Benzino, with the help of VH1 producers, pulled a fast one on Big Bird Karlie. He knew very well that Karlie was doing nothing but using him the whole time, so he brought her out to get her hopes up and then dash them on national TV.

It didn’t pack quite the punch that Eric of “Basketball Wives” achieved when he splashed Jennifer with that water, but it’ll do.

Hilariously, after getting dissed by the Hunchback of Marietta, Karlie swore that Benzino benefited more from their relationship than she did.

Sorry, what did he walk away with after their affair other than birdseed and dirty feathers? Buzz off, Karlie.

Mimi, Stevie and Joseline Resolve Their Love Triangle

Hot damn, ho, here we go again. Mimi, Joseline and Stevie J open up their segment by sitting down for therapy with the good Dr. Jeff. This time, the trio of trifling tramps manage to have a discussion without balling up their hands into fists and smashing heads in.

But to be fair, Stevie J really deserved a knock on the head for walking in to the session wearing an “I AM GOD” t-shirt.

God don’t look ugly and Stevie is looking worse than Craig Mack right now.

Mimi and Joseline squawk for a little bit with Stevie, who is on some ridiculous kick about how he’s the bus and Mimi and Joseline are his passengers. They can either get on or get off, cause he’s gonna pick up new passengers either way.

It’s hard to say which one of them is the real Rosa Parks in this situation, but we’ll have to give it to Mimi just cause she’s proven to be stubborner than a mule.

Joseline scored major points though, when she told Dr. Jeff that she accepted Stevie for the low-down, dirty scoundrel that he is. Mimi tried to interject that she, however, didn’t. But Joseline clapped back, “Yes, you do, Mimi. You been here for 15 years.”

GOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLL!!!

Say what you want about Joseline, but she sure as hell ain’t no fool.

In a follow-up scene, Stevie tries to organize a ratchet menage a trois with Joseline, himself and his new artist Che Mack.

But Che Mack is tatted up like a middle-aged trucker. And her mouth protrudes like a horse. Mr. Ed wouldn’t even hit that.

Joseline doesn’t pay Stevie anything more than two cents, and after cursing him out, she bounces from the studio and wishes Che Wack good luck.

Che looks utterly overwhelmed by Hurricane Joseline, but that’s ok. She was just there to let Stevie feel on her tattooed flesh and bend over for a good track.

The real showdown comes when Mimi, who apparently owns a cleaning business, draws a line in the sand with Stevie J. For the last time. At least this season.

Stevie rolls up to Mimi’s client’s house (isn’t her client paying her to clean up trash, not bring trash in?) and confronts Mimi about the status of their relationship.

This fool clearly hasn’t gotten the hint yet that Mimi is probably never ever going to agree to an open relationship with he and Joseline. So he still acts surprised when Mimi is all stand-offish and impatient with him.

Once and for all, Mimi tells Stevie straight up: I don’t want a relationship with you.

Hallelujah. Let the angels sing.

But Stevie ain’t going down without a fight. He tells Mimi he gave her a baby after all the other dudes used and discarded her.

Now, hold on a second. Stevie is giving out the “gift” of conception to many a woman and he doesn’t appear to be all that choosy about where he deposits his seed either. So he can keep that back there.

Rasheeda and Kirk Floppily Ever After

At the end of the season finale, Rasheeda is hellbent on proving to the world that she and Kirk are still in love.

This of course comes after she EMBARRASSED this man on national television when she basically called him a shit manager and went behind his back to gossip with Waka Flocka’s mom about how he is responsible for her stalled rap career.

Kirk must’ve pulled her card cause Rasheeda has been mad busy doing damage control ever since that meeting with Mama Flocka. And Kirk appears to be very pleased with the new arrangement.

Kirk and Rasheeda may live happily ever after, but Rasheeda’s career seems destined to permanent residence in Flopsville. Good luck with that, Rasheeda baby.

But before Rasheeda can walk off into the sunset, she must face the Joker (K. Michelle) one last time.

After the meltdown at the tea garden where K. Michelle hollered at Rasheeda about nobody believing her, Rasheeda remains just as unfazed.

But this time, K. Michelle brought her stoneface too.

The argument boils down to this: Rasheeda doesn’t believe K. Michelle because she knows Toya and Memphitz better than K. Michelle. And the little bit of K. Michelle that she’s seen don’t impress her much.

K. Michelle brings up Chris Brown as evidence of how a seemingly nice guy can quickly transform into a violent, unrecognizable abuser.

Good point (we guess?) … But Rasheeda ain’t buying what K’s selling so the two part on bad terms.

At this point, K. Michelle should cut her losses with Rasheeda. Though Rasheeda says she isn’t picking sides, it’s clear where she stands.

So there’s no sense in trying to move mountains to make Madam Sideburns a believer.

Welcome to HOT-LANTA!

According to VH1, “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” is a “southern-fried tale of struggle, love and temptation.” Among the characters in the 10-episode series are Stevie J (a three-time Grammy Award-winning producer who has worked with Diddy, Jay-Z, Mariah Carey, etc.); Stevie’s longtime girlfriend Mimi Faust; a fiery up-and-coming Latina rapper named Joseline; Atlanta rapper Lil Scrappy; his girlfriend/baby mama Erica Dixon; his mother “Momma Dee” (a former hustler); the hometown hero Rasheeda; her husband/manager Kirk Frost; the R&B songbird K. Michelle; and Trinidadian R&B singer Karlie Redd.

In this week’s episode of “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” (the season finale!) … Mimi, Stevie J and Joseline return to counseling, Erica makes a decision about her relationship with Scrappy and Benzino dumps Karlie, who later hooks up with Roscoe Dash.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Episode 10 (Season Finale) Below:

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From Broken Equipment Productions:

This is what Love & Hip Hop Atlanta looks like to us. Stevie J calls Erica a bitch so Lil Scrappy wants to put them paws on him because his mom tells him to. Mimi is tired of that bitch, Joseline, falling in lub with Steebie. K Michelle is thirsty as hell for a football player & getting out of her contract. Rasheeda wants to be here but really not here with Kirk but Kirk does not want to be here so they not here. Benzino wants Karlie Redd to stop being such a bird and treat him like the mature senior citizen he is.

The cast of “Love & Hip Hop: Atlanta” are lending their voices to a cause greater than asking strangers on Peachtree Street for a loose cigarette. Clap for em!

Partnering with the Saving Our Daughters initiative, K. Michelle and Mimi Faust have released a pair of video public service announcements in an effort to prevent hate crimes against women.

In the above video K. Michelle declares:

I Am Here … To help a young mother learn to love herself first

I Am Here … To help take the power away from date abuse….

I Am Here … To help take the power away from violence against women…

I Am Here … To help take the power away from all esteem slayers!

I Am Here … To YELL Confidence! YELL Confidence with me by supporting Saving Our Daughters’ programs that help teens lead their lives with purpose and confidence.

Watch Mimi’s PSA below:

Republished from: Crunk + Disorderly

There is drama all up in these ATL streets, shawty. Episode 9 of VH1′s explosive, urban hot mess “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” saw plenty of tears, struggles and frustration. But the woman with the most Niagara Falls streaming down her face was definitely K. Michelle.

Her drama is a little convoluted since much of what fuels her angst and bitterness happens off camera. In short, a record label exec, Memphitz, used to date K. Michelle and helped her with her major-label deal with Jive Records. This same man is now married to Lil’ Wayne’s first babymama, Toya Wright, who happens to be a close friend of Rasheeda’s. The problem is that K. Michelle is now alleging that Memphitz physically and emotionally abused her.

And K. Michelle is airing all of her dirty laundry out there so everyone in ATL can get a good whiff.

But damn, wasn’t nobody prepared for the ghetto masterpiece theater that K. Michelle dropped on us this episode with her one-woman interpretation of For Colored Girls.

The funny thing is this is probably the only time K. Michelle will ever get to wear a wedding dress with her ratchet, man-repelling ass. So she better enjoy that David’s Bridal moment for life.

We’re not gonna try to cast aspersions on K. Michelle’s domestic violence accusations. It’s between her and God as to whether she’s telling the truth or not. But it wouldn’t surprise us to learn that she’s embellishing a little here and there.

First off, dressing up as a battered and bruised bride is pretty nervy of K. Michelle. Last time we checked, she sure as hell wasn’t Memphitz’s wife or even fiancee. So why is she trying to ante up the drama with all of this false imagery?

What makes K. Michelle’s story even harder to believe even more is all of the forced hysterics. The emotional abuse is probably true. But you can tell that K. Michelle is acting through all of her “breakdowns” in this episode. Is this because she made up all of the abuse, as Rasheeda alleges? Or because she’s obsessed with having a Rihanna moment?

Whatever the motive, Rasheeda made it clear that she was not here for K. Michelle’s “Not Gon’ Cry” routine.

Rasheeda’s face had, “Bitch, get the f**k outta here with that bullshit” written all over it the entire time K. Michelle was putting on her one-woman play.

For some strange reason, K. Michelle carried on with this shouting and crying routine later when she invited Rasheeda out for lunch in some fancy garden spot to “talk” about how Rasheeda felt about her past with Memphitz. Is she looking for Rasheeda’s approval or what?

If she is, she ain’t gettin’ it. Rasheeda straight up told her, Memphitz probably didn’t do those things to you, K. As you can imagine, that didn’t go over so well with the ATL’s biggest drama queen.

What probably stung K most is that Rasheeda said it in that voice that people use when they talk to toddlers or special ed students. Take your pick as to which label better suits K. Michelle.

In the end, K. Michelle left mad as hell and weeping like someone told her all of the extra virgin Brazilian hair was sold out at Wigs ‘R’ Us. Rasheeda, on the other hand, just looked like she felt sorry for this 20-something pile of hot mess full of hot air.

That bitter and single struggle is real, y’all.

Joseline and Mimi’s Stevie J Addiction

Meanwhile, back in the ratchet love triangle from Ricki Lake hell, Mimi and Joseline were still trying to put the pieces back together after Joseline put the smackdown on little man Stevie J. Once the fists of fury went flying, Master Splinter hit the road and didn’t come back, but Dr. Jeff did take the opportunity to consult with Joseline and Mimi one on one.

Mimi was inconsolable over the realization that Joseline and Stevie were still fucking. Da hell? Did she really think Stevie gave up hitting that sweet pupusa? Does Winnie the Pooh give up his honey pot? She crazy.

But more interesting was the soul-searching session that Dr. Jeff did with Joseline. He dug into her childhood, and interestingly, Joseline’s story seemed to echo Mimi’s.

Like Mimi, her mother abandoned her as a child. And like Mimi, at 13, she was forced to become independent. And like Mimi, Joseline just can’t say no to Stevie J. Clearly they share the same spirit animal.

Throughout the rest of the episode, various characters were pulled in for one-on-one advice sessions on this tangled love triangle. Joseline calls on struggling recording artist Karlie Redd for words of advice. The two have buried the hatchet between them (at least for this episode) since they’re spending more time with each other at Benzino’s house, where Stevie is apparently crashing.

In an obviously staged-by-VH1 scenario, Joseline and Karlie meet up at a rock climbing facility. Yes, because that’s what black women do in their free time. Go rock climbing.

The two dish and gab about each other’s relationships and Karlie, as usual, doesn’t really add much to the conversation. But she was enjoying every drop of tea that Ms. Joseline was spilling during their gab session.

In a strange twist, Benzino decides to offer a shoulder that Mimi can cry on a seemingly random whim. Up until now, Benzino’s been Stevie’s ride-or-die wingman, toasting to Stevie’s admirable womanizing ways. But now, Benzino insists that he loves both Mimi and Stevie so he’d rather not be in the middle of their fights.

Huh? But how does that work when you’re housing Stevie and his mistress in your house while they f**k each other’s brains out? With “friends” like these, Mimi really doesn’t need enemies. But hey, this is reality TV and there’s an hour to fill, so off Benzino goes to the “car wash in the hood” (his words, not ours) to catch up with Mimi. Stalker alert.

The two hug it out and get to talking about Stevie, and Benzino pretty much advises Mimi to just let the whole thing be bridge under the water. After all, it’s just ONE woman that’s coming between her and Stevie, and he’s seen way worse. Chicken nugget man say what?!

The worst part: Benzino accidentally calls Mimi by Joseline’s name, which sets Mimi off like a firework. Try again, Zino.

Scrappy Has 99 Problems But Momma Dee Has One: Spelling

For the millionth time, Erica and Lil’ Scrappy meet to discuss the state of their relationship. Even though Scrappy called things off and moved out of Erica’s house, he’s still texting Erica to say that he loves her and wants to be with her…eventually.

But that’s gonna be tough to do, since he’s walking around town with Shay on his arm. Erica confronts Scrappy about his new boo thang, but Scrappy smirks and insists that Shay is just his friend. Yes, a friend who jerks him off and gives him head when he gets an asthma attack. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Erica, being the sharp cookie that she is, doesn’t buy the expired produce that Scrappy is selling, so Scrappy leaves their meeting sulking and running into the arms of his beloved mother.

While Scrappy is getting his “wig split” (apparently this is what thugs are calling a haircut in the streets these days?), he calls on his mother for relationship advice. That’s like asking Fantasia Barrino for vocabulary lessons. But hey, that’s his mama so let’s roll with it.

So Scrappy breaks the news to his mother that he’s contemplating getting back with Erica. Momma Dee starts huffing and puffing about how Erica is a bitch for leaving him for dead after his near-death asthma attack. After Scrappy tells her not to call his babymama a bitch, Momma Dee insists that Erica is indeed a B-I-C-T-H. Wait, what?

At this point, even Scrappy is thinking that his mother probably doesn’t play with a full deck of cards.

Stay in school kids.

Benzino Realizes the Truth About Karlie Redd

It took a while, but Benzino has finally gotten the newsflash: Karlie Redd is only using him for her career.

In episode 9, the honeymoon phase of Benzino and Karlie’s relationship comes to a screeching halt as they begin to butt heads. Karlie thinks Benzino has a temper and Benzino thinks Karlie is self-absorbed, shallow and inconsiderate. Ding, ding, ding! Give that man a prize.

When Benzino confronts Karlie about the fact that all she does is talk about her career when they’re together, Karlie flips the situation and tries to blame Benzino for their relationship problems. Even when he points out that she lied to him about who she would be working with in the studio, Karlie fails to pull her head out of her silicon ass. She even detachedly shrugs at the fact that her man might’ve been hurt by being called “cold” by her managers. But she caught feelings when Benzino pointed out that her so-called career wasn’t hot either?

Call us crazy, but Benzino is the logical one in this case.

Alas, after much hand wringing and moaning, it appears that Karlie and Benzino aren’t done yet. By the end of the episode, the two end on a pretty good note, vowing to fight on for their love. Score one for the pigeon with a mission.

Rasheeda Chooses to Flop for Life, Runs Back to Kirk’s Management

After a brief moment of clarity, Rasheeda decides she’d prefer to keep her head right in the sand, thank you very much. In a bid to appease her husband, Rasheeda opts to not move with Deb Antney’s management services. Instead, she’ll stick it out with Kirk and “ride to the top” with her husband. She misspoke, it’s more like “ride to the flop,” but yeah, good luck with that. Can Kirk even book her a pre-show slot at the BET Hip-Hop Awards?

It doesn’t really matter though, because Rasheeda’s living in a fool’s paradise and nothing and no one is gonna make her see the light.

In order to make amends for her momentary rebellion, Rasheeda slicks her head with a tub of baby gel and takes Kirk out to dinner. She seals the deal and wins Kirk’s loyalty back with naughty winks and the promise of good sex during their outing.

For once, Kirk is all smiles.

Welcome to HOT-LANTA!

According to VH1, “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” is a “southern-fried tale of struggle, love and temptation.” Among the characters in the 10-episode series are Stevie J (a three-time Grammy Award-winning producer who has worked with Diddy, Jay-Z, Mariah Carey, etc.); Stevie’s longtime girlfriend Mimi Faust; a fiery up-and-coming Latina rapper named Joseline; Atlanta rapper Lil Scrappy; his girlfriend/baby mama Erica Dixon; his mother “Momma Dee” (a former hustler); the hometown hero Rasheeda; her husband/manager Kirk Frost; the R&B songbird K. Michelle; and Trinidadian R&B singer Karlie Redd.

In this week’s episode of “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta,” Stevie gives Mimi an indecent proposal in an effort to save their relationship; Erica receives some disturbing news from K. Michelle; and Rasheeda inadvertently betrays Kirk and the two have it out.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Episode 9 Below:

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Whatever pipe Stevie J is laying on all these hoes must be worth its weight in gold because even after all of his shenanigans have been aired out and exposed, he still has Mimi Faust and Joseline Hernandez running back for another round.

On episode 8 of “Love & Hip Hop Atlanta”, Joseline put her hands on Stevie when Mimi blurted out that she’s still living with Stevie at his home. Joseline was so angered by the supposed betrayal that she leapt up and started pounding Stevie’s face into a corn tortilla.

Now, it’s Mimi’s turn.

While out at My Studio, a Hollywood nightclub, Stevie J and Mimi were hounded by the paparazzi. One of the paps asked Stevie who thought would win in a hypothetical fight: A basketball wife or a rapper’s wife.

Stevie’s response? Mimi and Joseline.

Before Master Splinter could scrunch his face up in his signature rat smirk, Mimi stole him in the chest like her name was Evander Holyfield with a deadly haymaker.

Check out Mimi’s flying fists of fury below

It’s absolutely mind boggling that Mimi is even upset about her messy love triangle at this point.

She knows that Stevie has been and will continue to sleep with Joseline and she appears to have accepted that arrangement, since she’s still dating/hanging out with him.

In fact, shortly before Stevie headed out to L.A. with Mimi, he was seen snuggling up nice and close with Joseline at the Mansion Elan nightclub in ATL. Everybody knows Stevie can’t get enough of that enchilada.

Maybe the word “wife” is what drove Mimi over the edge.

Upon hearing the paparazzo ask about a basketball wife and a rapper’s wife, Mimi realized that she’s actually never been anyone’s wife. Just a baby mama and girlfriend. You know, like Fantasia Barrino.

Baby mama Mimi needs to stop tripping and be real with it.

Either accept your position or play a different game. You can’t have it both ways, Mimi.

Toya Wright says that “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta” star K. Michelle — who she believes to be “schizophrenic” — needs to keep her name out of her mouth, and stop telling her “story” about being abused by her husband Memphitz, which Toya says is an outright LIE!

During a recent interview with TalkingWithTami.com, Wright spoke on the longstanding beef she has K. Michelle:

“I promised myself that I was never going to talk about that because she’s so irrelevant to me, but I’m going to say this: The picture she’s painting of my husband, is not my husband.

“I’ve been knowing him for six years. I know several women that he has dated that never said anything about abuse. If someone abused you like that, where’s the proof? Where’s the police report? Where’s the pictures?

“Where’s the messages that you claim that he sent threats to your kid and threatened to kill your child? These are things that, it doesn’t matter about love, you’d be in jail if you threatened my kid.”

Toya said that the only reason she’s even talking about K. Michelle is because she heard about the interview she did with The Breakfast Club this week, where the VH1 reality star continued her mud-slinging campaign against her husband, who she says is a very “affectionate” and “loving” person.

She event went as far as to say that K. Michelle might have been the aggressor in the (alleged) situation … since she’s so angry and belligerent all the time.

“That’s my husband. I don’t know you, and I was not there when y’all had the altercation. True, but I’m going to be 100 percent supportive of my man. I don’t know this abuser. I never met that guy. I don’t know nothing about him abusing women or nothing.

“He’s a very loving person. He’s very affectionate. Anyone who knows him for real, just be like, ‘What is wrong with this girl?’ The crazy part about it is that everyone said you crazy and that you hit him.”

Toya also advised K. Michelle to stop ruining her husband’s name, and focus on her own music career.

“Pump your music up. I’m not a hater, but please stop talking about me and my family … Go and promote your music and do what you got to do. God gave you a platform. Use it.”

Toya added that Mona Scott Young, the producer of “Love & Hip-Hop Atlanta,” asked Memphitz to come on the reunion show to defend himself against K. Michelle’s abuse allegations … but the couple turned the offer down.

Watch the full interview below:

“Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” stars Stevie J and Joseline hosted a night of fun and f**kery at Mansion Elan nightclub in Atlanta a couple of nights ago, proving that, yes … “Steebie” still dipping his disco stick into Joseline’s hot salsa. And they don’t give a damn who knows it!

Check out the pics below:

Although they used to be friends on TV, you can cross Rasheeda off of K. Michelle‘s buddy list. The two reality stars went at it on Twitter, after they fell out over K. Michelle’s claims that record exec Memphitz physically abused her.

In the next episode of LHHA (as seen in the preview clip following this week’s episode), Rasheeda expresses doubts about K. Michelle’s story, and right after the clip aired … K. Michelle didn’t hold back as she fired off at some shots at Rasheeda on Twitter:

Some people like to straddle the fence, come 2ur events,cry,and pray witcha, but soon as the media gets 2them, they get scared. Take a stand

— K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 7, 2012

There’s nothing Boss about not having a back bone. Don’t let ya friends scare u and make u feel bad about thinking for yourself. — K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 7, 2012

This is my life not a high school musical. Ive kept it 1000 this far and will continue to, and don’t care who likes it. Im not scared. — K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 7, 2012

So on a positive note Back Yard Burger is selling sloppy joes. Oh and im tweeting from a plane and they have Jack Daniels Honey.

— K.Michelle (@kmichelle) August 7, 2012

Rasheeda responded in turn, saying that everyone in the music industry knows that K. Michelle is nothing but trouble.

I see Jack Daniels wanna take shots! Like FR fuck u mad @ me 4, WHY does my opinion matter so much.U wanna down everybody but want sympathy

— RASHEEDA(@RASHEEDA) August 7, 2012

I neva met 1 person in da streets or the industry who has ever said NEthing nice about u.U have no man & no friends #urselfdestructing!

— RASHEEDA(@RASHEEDA) August 7, 2012

Self respect is important 2 me..The minute u thought about f*ckin my friends man on the show u lost me then & there.!

— RASHEEDA(@RASHEEDA) August 7, 2012

I’m done with this sh*t….

— RASHEEDA(@RASHEEDA) August 7, 2012

The sick and twisted love triangle that is Mimi, Joseline and Stevie J took yet another wild turn at the end of episode 8 on “Love and Hip Hop Atlanta” when Joseline decided to transform into Mike Tyson and started boxing the hell out of Stevie J’s rat head. The producers could hardly tear her french manicured tips from his rat hide.

This whole mess went down because Stevie had the bright idea of inviting his jump-off (Joseline) and his baby mama (Mimi) together for a joint therapy session.

Given Joseline’s proclivity for throwing bows, as we saw when she tried to bust Erica and Lil’ Scrappy’s heads wide open in the parking lot, you’d think Stevie would know better. Then again, this is Stevie J we’re talking about.

So when Mimi sternly told Joseline that she was in fact still living with Stevie, Joseline La Furiousa came unhinged because “Steebie” had just been at her house two days ago asking for a ride on her choo choo train.

Mimi foresaw the shit storm that was about to ensue, so she just sat her happy ass down, leaned to the left out of harm’s way and waited for the fireworks and they sure didn’t disappoint.

Boom, boom, boom, gotta get, get / Boom, boom, boom, gotta get, get

The episode ended on that very Jerry Springer note but we all know that even though Stevie’s pride and right cheek are still stinging, that won’t stop him from going right back for Joseline’s cherry cherry boom boom in a few days.

That round of slap boxing was just foreplay for them.

Rasheeda Strikes Out with Aunt Deb

The only person who flip-flops more than Rasheeda is Mitt Romney.

Last episode, this floppin’ ol’ never-was ran with her tail between her legs to Deb Antney, begging Waka’s mom to help revitalize her stagnant career. Aunt Deb, rocking her freshest Tweety bird mushroom cut, gave Rasheeda the mean, clean truth: D-Lo, aka Kirk, has got to go.

When Rasheeda was in that room with Deb before, she agreed wholeheartedly and burst into tears. In the confessional portions, she even said that “she didn’t want to admit that Kirk may have been the problem.”

But when Rasheeda brings Kirk in to meet with Deb in episode 8, she feeds him to the slaughter and THEN tries to act like she didn’t know what was gonna happen when they walked in there.

For once, we’re Team Kirk here.

All Rasheeda can do is repeat “we need to move forward” ad nauseum, but what does moving forward even mean?! After 20 years, how the hell has Rasheeda NOT figured out how to move her own career forward?

Is Kirk really the problem or is it Rasheeda? Cause she’s starting to smell like the spoiled milk here, not him.

In the end, sensing that no matter what he does he’ll blamed for Rasheeda’s failures, Kirk tells Rasheeda that she’s free to do whatever she wants to do, which includes being managed by Deb.

Who wants to bet a Popeye’s two-piece and biscuit that Rasheeda won’t make the move to Deb’s team and that even if she did, she’d still flop?

Sloppy Shay Stirs the Pot

For some strange reason, Lil’ Scrappy has still got a hold on a Erica.

Wasn’t Erica just talking about how she didn’t want Scrappy in and out of her life last episode? So why is she so devastated to find out that Shay, formerly of Flavor of Love, is messing with her ex?

And the gossipy hens of Love and Hip Hop Atlanta couldn’t wait to runteldat with Erica either. The biggest bird of them all, K. Michelle, was positively APPALLED when she saw Shay walk into Scrappy’s mixtape release party with him.

K. Michelle is so concerned with what everyone and their man is up to, but she can’t even get a second date or a Facebook relationship status update.

How does that work?

Feeling like Captain Save-a-Ho, K. Michelle calls Erica up for a lunch date for the dramatic reveal the next day.

And being who she is, K. Michelle doesn’t bother to sugarcoat the scenario at all: Gurl, Shay got yo’ man.

This, causes Erica to crumble, tear up and sniffle, as she bemoans the fact that Scrappy is choosing other women over her and his daughter. (Duh! Did she think she had Bill Cosby for a baby daddy?)

And poor Shay. Scrappy is running around telling everyone that Shay is just his friend, his homie.

What the hell kind of “homie” massages sunblock all over your ass? And all of those sweet nothings she be whispering in his ear and all of those come hither looks are supposed to be platonic?

If Scrappy wants people to believe that Shay is nothing more than a friend, he’s gonna need to put the fire out in between her legs, cause her sex is pretty much on fire for him.

Karlie and Benzino Prove that Troll Love Is Real

They say there’s someone for everyone and it would appear that Karlie Redd has found her fraudulent other half with Benzino.

The former hip hop media mogul has been attempting to wine and dine Karlie ever since they met in that dingy studio parking lot. And being the cheap piece of meat that she is, Karlie has been soaking up all of the gifts and attention like a dry sponge dropped in Lake Michigan.

After letting her manager Malcolm shamelessly shade her new boo, Zino, Karlie has now done a 180 and appears to be completely starstruck because he’s doing things for her.

“See that, Malcolm?!” Karlie keeps saying. Why is she trying to prove her boyfriend’s worth to everyone else if she really feels him?

It’s cause their “love” is based on nothing more than what they can do for each other.

He introduces her to his industry friends and hooks her up with photo shoots for his ghetto version of US Weekly while she massages the hunch in his back and kisses his Keebler Elf down below. It’s a win-win situation.

Of course, this being reality TV, and these people being largely horrible actors, we all know that the Karlie and Benzino romance is nothing but a facade. It’s a means to an end and the seams will quickly unravel on this bad romance.

But for now, we have to put up with ridiculous scenes like when Benzino, the mutant dwarf, hops on his motorcycle to go engagement ring shopping at a cigar shop.

How bizarre! Has this bamma never heard of Kay Jewelers?

Later, during a “boys” moment with Stevie J, Benzino confesses that he went and bought Karlie an engagement ring.

Stevie smiles his sneaky smile and congratulates his pal on the possible nuptials. Benzino then strangely tells Stevie that he’d of course ask him to be his best man.

Wait, isn’t asking Stevie J to be your best man kind of like asking Aretha Franklin to be your personal trainer?

You’re in for nothing but trouble either way.

Mimi’s Mama Woes

One of the more touching moments of the episode centered around Mimi’s farewell to her mother.

As Mimi revealed to us in episode 7, her mother essentially abandoned her for Scientology at the age of 13. However, Mimi made a promise to her mother that she’d spread her mother’s ashes in the river after she died.

Why Mimi waited all these years until she was on reality TV to do this, we don’t know. But far be it from us to cast aspersions on the motivations of a woman using her dead mother for a plot line.

Aside from the tears Mimi shed as she forgave her mother for leaving her to own devices, the highlight of this whole segment is Mimi’s extremely afrocentric brother, Kwesi.

Dressed from head to toe like it was the first day of Kwanzaa, Kwesi (you know that’s not his birth name), was giving us that dashiki realness. His dreads of peace and his power kente hat were so black power we wanted to call out, “I’m black and I’m proud!”

It’s nice to know that at least somebody on this show has some sense of culture and dignity.

Welcome to HOT-LANTA!

According to VH1, “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” is a “southern-fried tale of struggle, love and temptation.” Among the characters in the 10-episode series are Stevie J (a three-time Grammy Award-winning producer who has worked with Diddy, Jay-Z, Mariah Carey, etc.); Stevie’s longtime girlfriend Mimi Faust; a fiery up-and-coming Latina rapper named Joseline; Atlanta rapper Lil Scrappy; his girlfriend/baby mama Erica Dixon; his mother “Momma Dee” (a former hustler); the hometown hero Rasheeda; her husband/manager Kirk Frost; the R&B songbird K. Michelle; and Trinidadian R&B singer Karlie Redd.

In this week’s episode of “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta,” Stevie gives Mimi an indecent proposal in an effort to save their relationship; Erica receives some disturbing news from K. Michelle; and Rasheeda inadvertently betrays Kirk and the two have it out.

Watch “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” Episode 8 Below:

R&B songbird K. Michelle — star of the hit VH1 reality show “Love and Hip-Hop Atlanta” — stopped by The Breakfast Club Monday morning (Aug 6).

While there, she spoke on a variety of topics, including her (allegedly) abusive relationship with her ex-boyfriend Memphitz, as well as her ongoing issues with his new wife Toya Wright and working with R&B legend R. Kelly.

K. Michelle also recalled how Memphitz threatened her son’s life (wait … WHAT?!?) after she started telling the world her story about him (allegedly) abusing her.

Check out the full interview below: