What a weekend! I decided to dedicate today’s rundown to our beloved celebrities who don’t know how to act. T.I. got sent to jail for packing more heat than the Al-Qaeda and when he went to his court hearing today, he was denied bail. So there’s no telling when he’ll be released. Foxy Brown, as usual, is being well … Foxy Brown, and decided she wasn’t going to go to court last week. And Diddy got pissed at a dude (allegedly) and two-pieced him in the face. You can read alllll about these three celebrities below, and after the cut!!

T.I. PICTURED AT LAST WEEK’S REHEARSALS FOR THE BET HIP-HOP AWARDS
PHOTO BY FRANK MULLEN FOR WIRE IMAGE

T.I. MIGHT BE IN JAIL FOR A HOT MINUTE! » A federal judge on Monday ordered Grammy Award-winning rapper T.I. held in a U.S. jail for at least three more days pending a bail hearing after his arrest on illegal weapons charges. The brief court appearance on Monday was the first time T.I., born Clifford Harris, had appeared publicly since he left fans bewildered by not showing up for the awards, one of the biggest events on the hip hop calendar. He appeared nervous as he was led into court in handcuffs and responded “Yes sir,” or “Yes, your Honor” to questions as Judge Alan Baverman explained the legal process he faced.

Family members, some of whom cried, packed into the small courtroom. “Federal law requires that I keep you in custody pending the holding of a detention hearing,” said Baverman, who set the hearing for Friday. Government prosecutors said they would request that T.I. remain in jail until trial, which they said was standard in such cases. Later, government agents displayed to reporters 10 guns, including an AK-47 and two AR-15s, they said had been found in T.I.’s possession. They also showed the guns and silencers they said he had just received when he was arrested.

“Machine guns and silencers pose serious dangers to our community. The last place (they) … should be is in the hands of a convicted felon,” said U.S. Attorney David Nahmias, adding T.I. could face up to 20 years in prison, if convicted of both counts. [ REUTERS » ] CONTINUE READING

ILLUSTRATION BY ANDREA SHEPHERD FOR TMZ.COM

This will probably be our last post for a little while about our friend Inga. “Why,” you ask? According to TMZ, Manhattan Criminal Court Judge Melissa Jackson has sentenced Foxy B to A FULL YEAR IN JAIL! And what’s funny is how Judge Jackson handled it. She apparently ignored Foxy’s pleas for mercy, calling her a “great actress,” and saying that if this were the first time she’d apologized, she might be believable, but not now. And I don’t blame her! Foxy will serve the rest of her sentence at Rikers, where she’s been for the past 2 weeks. If she ends up serving her full time (which I believe she will) she will give birth to her child … in jail! I hope she realizes that 15 years from now her child is going to hate her. They’re gonna get clowned for being a jail baby! Poor thing . . . The kid, I mean! Fuck Foxy! LMAO!!