Watch Out McDonald’s! Burger King Is Coming Out With Its Own McRib

May 15, 2013

Over the past year or so, it seems like Burger King has been copying and pasting the McDonald’s business model, but now they’re just getting desperate. More »

Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers

May 1, 2013

“Florida man“ strikes again!

Apparently confusing 911 for a “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed” delivery service, a man from Florida thought to dial the emergency number — not just once, or twice, or even ten times, but 80 TIMES — to request those three things, and now he’s in jail for it. More »

This White Woman Claims Popeyes Fried Chicken Makes Her Orgasm

April 10, 2013

When some people go into they bedroom, they fantasize about making love to a hot celebrity, like a Boris Kodjoe for the ladies or a Kim Kardashian for the fellas. More »

IKEA Removes Moose Lasagna from Stores After Finding Traces of Pork

April 8, 2013

The popular furniture chain IKEA was forced to recall at least 17,000 containers of “moose lasagna” from its stores in Europe after traces of pork were found in a batch that was tested in Belgium. More »

Busta Rhymes Loses His Sh*t in Miami Restaurant Over Cheeseburger

April 3, 2013

Just like you and me, Busta Rhymes loves himself a good late night cheeseburger after leaving the club. But apparently, he likes them a little more than the average person. More »

McDonald’s Has Four Approved Shapes for Chicken McNuggets: Ball, Bone, Bell and Boot

March 6, 2013

Stop … the … effin … presses! Did you know that McDonald‘s only has four official shapes approved for Chicken McNuggets? More »

McDonald’s in Korea Throws Kids Out For Hosting $250 French Fry Party

March 1, 2013

Thanks to a sale on french fries at McDonald’s in Japan making those salty sticks of potato goodness a lot cheaper, local kids started throwing what are known as “potato” or “french fry parties” — which, according to Gawker, is basically when you buy a ridiculous amount of fries and spread them “feast-style” across multiple trays and dig in with your friends. More »

Burger King Admits To Selling Hamburger Patties Containing Horse Meat

February 2, 2013

If you’re a fast food lover, stop reading now! Popular fast food chain Burger King has admitted to using horse meat and other non-approved ingredients in its UK products. More »

Food Shortage in North Korea Forcing Parents To Eat Their Own Children?

January 30, 2013

Any news out of North Korea should be taken with the biggest grain of salt on the planet, but multiple reports from the region claim that food shortages in North Korea are so bad that people are resorting to cannibalism. More »

Chinese Take-Out Boxes: You’ve Been Doing It Wrong This Whole Time

January 30, 2013

Do you struggle with eating lo-mein noodles and/or rice out of those small, paper Chinese take-out boxes that somehow hold a bunch of food? More »

KFC Customer Finds Tiny Brain (Or Kidney?) In His Fried Chicken

January 9, 2013

Fair warning: If you read the rest of this, you will probably never want to eat at KFC ever again. And eating fried chicken in general will be difficult until you figure out a way to erase the disgusting image (below) from your memory. More »

Man Bet His Friends He Could Eat 30 Raw Eggs In A Row; He Died After Eating 28

December 29, 2012

A 20-year-old man from Tunisia bet his friends he could eat 30 raw eggs in a row, but unfortunately for him … he not only lost the bet, but also his life, after consuming raw egg number 28. More »

White People Stuff: Pouring Milk All Over Yourself, Calling It “Milking”

November 27, 2012

In this day and age, people will do just about ANYTHING for attention on the Internet. First there was “Planking,” then “Teapotting,” then “Owling,” then “Horsemanning,” then “Batmanning,” then “Tebowing.” And now … ladies and gentlemen … we present to you the dumbest Internet craze of them all. More »

Bumble Bee Foods Tuna Worker Cooked To Death

October 16, 2012

An employee of tuna maker Bumble Bee Foods was reportedly cooked to death last Thursday morning (Oct 11) at a seafood plant in Southern California. More »

Man Facing Year in Jail for Punching McDonald’s Employee Because His Sundae Had Hot Fudge on the Bottom, Instead of the Top

August 23, 2012

A Tenneesee man could spend up to a year in prison after he was convicted of assault for punching a McDonald’s employee in the face for giving him a sundae with hot fudge on the bottom, instead of the top (like how it’s supposed to be, thank you very much). More »

Burger King Employees Fired After Photo of Worker Standing in Lettuce Goes Viral

July 19, 2012

Add this to the million and one reasons why you should proceed with EXTREME caution when eating at your favorite fast food restaurants. More »

Two Detroit Teens Shot After Argument Over Who Makes the Best Kool-Aid

June 1, 2012

Two teenagers from Detroit were sent to the hospital this week after a gunfight broke out following an argument over whose Kool-Aid tastes better. More »