In the words of Flavor Flav, “Wwwwooooooooowwwwww!!!!!!”

Public Enemy hype man turned reality TV star Flavor Flav (real name: William Drayton, Jr.) will soon answer to charges claiming that he owes $63,458 in back child support to the mother of three of his children. Back in 1996, Mary Parker had an agreement of the couple’s former two children being covered by an arranged payment schedule of $117 per week. However, Parker moved to have the agreement amended in July 2008 after the birth of a third child. She was successful with an appeal last month, and a judge ordered Flav’s weekly payment of $117 increased to $837.72, along with requirements to cover private school tuition fees dating back to the original 2008 amendment filing.

Flav, who celebrates his 51st birthday next month, explained that he will contest the order on the grounds that he’s made payments to his children’s mother beyond the court decreed amount.

“The judgment is recent as I was just made aware of it,” Flav stated to the NY Post. “I’ll certainly be addressing it. However, I’ve made payments on my children’s tuition, and have made direct payment to the mother outside of the court order.”

At press time, Flavor Flav’s Albany County child support case does not have a court date.

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Flavor Flav’s big grown, 50 year old azz showed up at the VH1 Hip Hop Honors looking like this. It’s not outside of his usual character, but got dayum. And is that a tag on his jacket?

Flav, Kid Rock, Warren G, Wale and more attended the 2009 VH1 Hip Hop Honors after party to benefit to the VH1 Save The Music Foundation at One Hanson Place Wednesday night (Sep 23) in New York City. Continue reading for the rest of the pics!

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Ashanti sure is looking good these days! It’s hard to believe Nelly let all of that go. She and Ja Rule reunited on stage at the 2009 VH1 Hip Hop Honors Wednesday night (Sep 23), which saw performances from Wale, Kid Rock, Method Man & Redman, Eminem and more. The ceremony honored the pioneers of Def Jam along with the people, past and present, who helped create the label and build it into what it is today. Hosted by comedian Tracy Morgan, the show is set to make its television debut only on VH1 on Tuesday, October 13th at 9 pm.

It’s only right that the first Def Jam artist to be honored was the label’s foundation and face for so many years, LL Cool J. The Roots started it off with “Rock the Bells.” Black Thought ripped the first verse of the record, then gave way for a special guest: Eminem. Last year, Slim Shady publicly expressed his love for LL during a phone prank on DJ Tony Touch’s Shade 45 radio show. Spitting the second verse of “Rock the Bells” on Wednesday night, Em sounded almost exactly like the legend who inspired him. “Now I’m worldwide known/ Whether you like it or not/ My one-man band is Cut Creator…/ When he’s on the fader/ What’s my DJ’s name?” “Cut Creator!” The crowd yelled. Later, Kid Rock paid tribute to LL with “I’m Bad.” The Kid also DJed during the show, as did Ed Lover.

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Rapper DMX walked the Red Carpet of the 2009 VH1 Hip Hop Honors Wednesday night (Sep 23) at the Brooklyn Academy of Music in New York City. His appearance at this year’s show marked his first public appearance/performance in at least three years. And we all know all of the drama he’s been getting himself into in the meantime.

Also on the red carpet were Wale, Ashanti, Fabolous, Ludacris, Eve, Trey Songz and more. The show, hosted by Tracy Morgan, airs October 13th at 9 pm on VH1. Continue reading for the rest of the pics from the Red Carpet.

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Flavor Flav, Lupe Fiasco and M.I.A. all took the stage this weekend at the 2009 Coachella Valley Music & Arts Festival, held at the Empire Polo Club in Indio, CA. M.I.A. performed live on stage Saturday night, during Day 2 of the festival and Lupe and Flav performed during Day 3 of the festival, which was Sunday.

What’s up with your boy Flav though? How old is he? At one point do you take a look at yourself in the mirror and say “Dammit … I need to grow up!” Dude has gotta be pushing 50, no bullsh*t. Isn’t the “wacky” persona a bit played out? He looks like a clown! Check out the entire gallery of photos when you continue reading.

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Your boy Flavor Flav hammed it up Friday night at his 50th birthday party at JET nightclub in Vegas at the Mirage Hotel & Casino. We think Mr. Flav is a tad too old to be acting the way he does. Half a century? C’mon, man! You shouldn’t need a big @ss clock to remind you what time it is. Continue reading for more!

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Kanye West was spotted walking around in NYC with a hoodie on. He may not have time to write his own blog, according to a few sources, but I know he has time to hit up weather.com and know that the temperature up there has been in the 90’s all week lol. But regardless, T2W still loves you Kanye! We just don’t want to hear about you dying of a heat stroke or something like that. More candids of your favorite celebs when you continue reading.

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In a revealing interview with Complex, former rapper turned celebreality star, Flavor Flav gave us a little too much information about his sex life.

Complex: Where did you lose your virginity?

Flavor Flav: Where did I lose my virginity? I lost my virginity in the bushes on a box.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, in the bushes on a box. A girl and me were having sex on a box in the bushes, in some big tall bushes.

Complex: How uh…when was this?

Flavor Flav: This was when I was real, real, real, real, young.

Complex: Like elementary school? Or middle school?

Flavor Flav: Nah, I’m a tell you the truth; I lost my virginity when I was 6 years old.

Complex: Really?

Flavor Flav: Yea, man. Because you know we learned to have done the nasty back in the days, and me and this girl we experiment, we were experimenting, and my little joint got hard, I penetrated for about a few seconds.

Complex: I respect that. Early start my man.

Flavor Flav: That’s right early start and guess what and I have a great finish right now. [Laughs] Yessir!

6 years old? Damn! At 6 years old, I was too busy imitating the red Power Ranger to be worried about getting my lil peeter on hard.

Singer Mary J. Blige performed live on NBC’s “Today Show” in New York yesterday as a part of the summer concert series.

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Looks like Flavor Flav isn’t done being an “actor!” If you think that shit on VH1 is reality, then I have some swamp land near Paris Hilton’s malibu mansion to sell you. Anyway, MyNetworkTV has ordered 13 episodes of a new sitcom called “Under One Roof,” which stars William Drayton aka Flavor Flav, that will debut in Spring ‘08. The series will feature Flav in the role of Calvester Hill, who is an ex-con who moves in with his wealthy, conservative brother Walter. Upon his arrival, Hill starts bringing his old prison buddies by the house, teaching his nephew how to be a gangster rapper, and clashing with Walter’s wife Ashley.

“I am real excited about my new sitcom Under one Roof,” Flav said in a statement announcing the deal. “I want to thank MyNetworkTV for believing in your boy because we are about to blow this out of the water. I am about to take MyNetworkTV and make it MY network.”

Under One Roof is currently in production in Toronto. Does anyone else see the resemblance of “Fresh Prince,” which is currently in syndication on Nick-At-Nite? I mean, minus the ex-con bit … but still the same general idea.

Like it or not, Flavor of Love 3 is coming … and soon. Maybe not next week, or even the week after. But on Monday, February 11th 2008, your living rooms, bedrooms, whatever, will be invaded by the mug of the creature above. Hide the children. Flavor Flav is back! Will I be watching? Hell yeah.  Will I hate myself later for wasting approximately 10 – 12 hours of my life, over the span of the entire season? Probably.