Topic: bad ideas

Chicago Man Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull While Touring Pound

Chicago Man Caught Having Sex with Pit Bull While Touring Pound

June 8, 2013

People getting caught having sex with pit bulls isn’t new, but somehow, these folks are coming up with new ways to feed their bestiality cravings … like getting their freak on at the city pound. More »

Someone Evil Wants Rihanna to Play Josephine Baker

Someone Evil Wants Rihanna to Play Josephine Baker

May 10, 2013

How many more biopics does the world need? Hurry up and answer because by the end of this sentence, at least four more will have already received the green light. More »

Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers

Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers

May 1, 2013

Florida man strikes again!

Apparently confusing 911 for a “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed” delivery service, a man from Florida thought to dial the emergency number — not just once, or twice, or even ten times, but 80 TIMES — to request those three things, and now he’s in jail for it. More »

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Gwyneth Paltrow Under Fire for Shilling String Bikinis for Little Girls

Gwyneth Paltrow Under Fire for Shilling String Bikinis for Little Girls

April 26, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow must really love pissing people off. When she’s not making eye roll-inducing statements or indirectly telling people to drop thousands of dollars on designer clothing (or promoting the fact that she basically starves her children) — the actress is promoting a line of string bikini’s for little girls. More »

Sorority Girls at Indiana University Throw Homeless-Themed Party

Sorority Girls at Indiana University Throw Homeless-Themed Party

April 22, 2013

As the world plunges further into economic ruin, you would think that making fun of those that have nothing and are out on the street would be off limits. More »

Cartoons Gone Wild: Justin Bieber’s Racy Instagram Pics Raise Eyebrows

Cartoons Gone Wild: Justin Bieber’s Racy Instagram Pics Raise Eyebrows

April 18, 2013

Growing up in the spotlight as a mega celebrity isn’t easy, but calling attention to yourself with “sexy” cartoon renderings of your likeness kind of makes you a prime target for criticism, like Justin Bieber, for example. More »

Today’s FAIL Video: Boy Jumps in “Puddle,” Almost Drowns

Today’s FAIL Video: Boy Jumps in “Puddle,” Almost Drowns

March 13, 2013

For future reference, if your friends dare you to jump into some random puddle of water, just say no! More »

Kindergarten Teacher Fired After Tricking Students Into Tasting Her Blood

Kindergarten Teacher Fired After Tricking Students Into Tasting Her Blood

March 10, 2013

A kindergarten teacher from Oslo, Norway lost her job recently after she tricked her students in tasting her blood. More »

Cookies for Nookie? Prison Guard Traded Inmate Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies for Sex

Cookies for Nookie? Prison Guard Traded Inmate Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies for Sex

March 9, 2013

He did it all for the nookie! Police in the state of Washington say that a male prison guard is accused of giving a female inmate homemade chocolate chip cookies in exchange for sexual favors. More »

The Onion Apologizes For Calling Quvenzhané Wallis A “C*nt”

The Onion Apologizes For Calling Quvenzhané Wallis A “C*nt”

February 26, 2013

After sending out a crude tweet about nine-year-old Oscar nominee, Quvenzhané Wallis, satire news site The Onion has issued an apology. More »

Mom Who Hired Strippers for Son’s 16th Birthday Party Arrested, Charged with Child Endangerment

Mom Who Hired Strippers for Son’s 16th Birthday Party Arrested, Charged with Child Endangerment

February 23, 2013

She was just trying to be a cool mom, and now Judy Viger is facing five counts of endangering the welfare of a child after she hired strippers for her son’s 16th birthday party last year. More »

Kentucky Man Arrested for Breaking Into Firehouse & Masturbating on Firemen’s Gear, and He Just So Happens to Do Gay Porn Too

Kentucky Man Arrested for Breaking Into Firehouse & Masturbating on Firemen’s Gear, and He Just So Happens to Do Gay Porn Too

February 23, 2013

Police in Kentucky arrested a man last week after he broke into a firehouse and was caught masturbating on the gear owned by the firemen. More »

Middle School Teacher Lures Boys in for Math Tutoring, Divides Her Legs for Sex Instead

Middle School Teacher Lures Boys in for Math Tutoring, Divides Her Legs for Sex Instead

February 22, 2013

Guess there are some women who just can’t get the D young enough. According to the Daily Mail, middle school teacher LaShawn Simmons, 41, of Beverly Hills Intermediate School in Texas, has been arrested on charges of having sex with four of her underaged male students. More »

Teen Flips Off Judge, Says “F*ck You” and Gets 30-Day Jail Sentence

Teen Flips Off Judge, Says “F*ck You” and Gets 30-Day Jail Sentence

February 6, 2013

Penelope Soto, a Florida teen who was arrested for possession of Xanex, recently learned what most of us already know: don’t disrespect the person that holds your freedom in their hands. More »

Colorado High School Teacher Suspended After Posting Nude Pics, Calling Students “Jailbait” and Talking About Weed on Twitter

Colorado High School Teacher Suspended After Posting Nude Pics, Calling Students “Jailbait” and Talking About Weed on Twitter

January 31, 2013

A 23-year-old, first year, high school teacher has been put on an administrative leave after provocative pictures and talk of drug use appeared on her Twitter account. More »

Man Bet His Friends He Could Eat 30 Raw Eggs In A Row; He Died After Eating 28

Man Bet His Friends He Could Eat 30 Raw Eggs In A Row; He Died After Eating 28

December 29, 2012

A 20-year-old man from Tunisia bet his friends he could eat 30 raw eggs in a row, but unfortunately for him … he not only lost the bet, but also his life, after consuming raw egg number 28. More »

Amanda Bynes Caught Smoking Weed and Driving on Suspended License; Ordered by Judge Not to Drive Anymore

Amanda Bynes Caught Smoking Weed and Driving on Suspended License; Ordered by Judge Not to Drive Anymore

September 14, 2012

Amanda Bynes — who has been making tons of headlines lately for her “Fuck it, #YOLO” driving skills — was photographed getting high and driving “aimlessly for hours” around the streets of Los Angeles Tuesday (Sep 11). More »

Big Little Monster BODY SLAMMED By Lady Gaga’s Bodyguard [VIDEO]

Big Little Monster BODY SLAMMED By Lady Gaga’s Bodyguard [VIDEO]

August 20, 2012

While Lady Gaga was leaving a hotel in Romania, a strange man ran up to her with a pen and pad, presumably asking the Pop star for an autograph. More »

Mom with “Tanorexia” Arrested for Allegedly Taking Her 5-Year-Old Daughter to Tanning Booth

Mom with “Tanorexia” Arrested for Allegedly Taking Her 5-Year-Old Daughter to Tanning Booth

May 3, 2012

An excessively tanned woman from New Jersey is facing child endangerment charges after she allegedly took her 5-year-old daughter to a tanning booth, and allowed the little girl to get a tan. More »

Woman Dies After She Starves Herself on Sunlight Only Diet

Woman Dies After She Starves Herself on Sunlight Only Diet

April 26, 2012

Ever heard of the “sunlight” diet? It’s all natural, and totally free … but apparently there’s one major side effect. More »

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