Category: You Big Dummy!

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Calls Crack-Smoking Allegations “Ridiculous”

Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Calls Crack-Smoking Allegations “Ridiculous”

May 18, 2013

As you have probably heard by now, Rob Ford, the mayor of Toronto, was recently captured on video smoking crack cocaine, and the shocking video could make its way to the Internet if Gawker is able to get its hands on it. More »

Video Shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack, Gawker Wants to Buy It

Video Shows Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Smoking Crack, Gawker Wants to Buy It

May 17, 2013

I’m not that deep into politics, so before now, I’ve never heard of this Rob Ford guy, who is the mayor of Toronto, but all of that is beside the point. More »

Pat Robertson Insensitively Advises Woman to Get Over Her Husband’s Cheating (VIDEO)

Pat Robertson Insensitively Advises Woman to Get Over Her Husband’s Cheating (VIDEO)

May 16, 2013

In a move that is sure to endear his old, senile ass to women’s movements in Saudi Arabia and other nations where women are repressed, Pat Robertson tells a betrayed woman to stop worrying about her husband’s infidelity. More »

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Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull’s “Live It Up” Lyric Video is Full of Grammatical Errors

Jennifer Lopez and Pitbull’s “Live It Up” Lyric Video is Full of Grammatical Errors

May 9, 2013

Pop music isn’t known for being the most grammatically correct field of entertainment, but glaring errors like the ones spotted in the lyric video for Jennifer Lopez’s latest single “Live It Up” are simply too egregious to be ignored. More »

We Watched Farrah Abraham’s “Sex Tape” So You Don’t Have To

We Watched Farrah Abraham’s “Sex Tape” So You Don’t Have To

May 7, 2013

You’ve seen her on MTV as a teenage mother … but now you can see her doing something she’s actually good at. More »

Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab Stint Went Bust: How It All Went Down

Lindsay Lohan’s Rehab Stint Went Bust: How It All Went Down

May 3, 2013

Surprise! Lindsay Lohan‘s rehab check in did NOT go smoothy. Here’s a re-telling of the OMG moments that played out. More »

Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers

Florida Man Called 911 “Approximately 80 Times” for Weed, Kool-Aid and Burgers

May 1, 2013

Florida man strikes again!

Apparently confusing 911 for a “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed” delivery service, a man from Florida thought to dial the emergency number — not just once, or twice, or even ten times, but 80 TIMES — to request those three things, and now he’s in jail for it. More »

80-Year-Old Woman Accidentally Swallows Diamond Worth $5,000

80-Year-Old Woman Accidentally Swallows Diamond Worth $5,000

May 1, 2013

An 80-year-old woman from Florida was left embarrassed after she accidentally a REAL diamond worth $5,000 at a charity event in Tampa, Florida. More »

Sorority Girls at Indiana University Throw Homeless-Themed Party

Sorority Girls at Indiana University Throw Homeless-Themed Party

April 22, 2013

As the world plunges further into economic ruin, you would think that making fun of those that have nothing and are out on the street would be off limits. More »

Ryan Lochte’s Blatant Stupidity Makes News Anchors Laugh Until They Cry

Ryan Lochte’s Blatant Stupidity Makes News Anchors Laugh Until They Cry

April 21, 2013

If you needed further proof that America is the land where stupid people can capitalize on their stupidity … here it is. More »

Nutcase Steals Toy Car From Boy At Gunpoint, Then Comes Back and Steals His Cell Phone Too

Nutcase Steals Toy Car From Boy At Gunpoint, Then Comes Back and Steals His Cell Phone Too

April 15, 2013

Who knew a simple kids toy could incite life-threatening violence?

Huff Post Crime is reporting that 35-year-old Efrain Burgos-Delgado pulled a gun on a 16-year-old boy in order to steal his remote control car. More »

In Tyrese’s Delusional Mind, He’s Just Like Justin Timberlake

In Tyrese’s Delusional Mind, He’s Just Like Justin Timberlake

April 13, 2013

Tyrese Gibson says a lot of dumb shit. (There’s a running archive of his dumbest tweets to prove it too) But comparing his lackluster career to Justin Timberlake’s might be the dumbest of them all. More »

“Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham Filmed A Sex Tape with Porn Star James Deen

“Teen Mom” Farrah Abraham Filmed A Sex Tape with Porn Star James Deen

April 11, 2013

Once upon a time, sex tapes were a way for people that no one cared about to generate publicity for themselves. That’s not so much the case anymore because sex tapes are old news and seldom shock people. More »

Gucci Mane Wanted by Police After Hitting Autograph-Seeking Fan (Who Just So Happened to Be a Soldier) in the Head with a Bottle

Gucci Mane Wanted by Police After Hitting Autograph-Seeking Fan (Who Just So Happened to Be a Soldier) in the Head with a Bottle

March 23, 2013

Gucci Mane just can’t seem to keep himself out of drama or trouble. Gucci is reportedly wanted by Atlanta Police after he allegedly cracked a bottle over the head of fan … who just so happened to be a soldier. More »

Today’s FAIL Video: Boy Jumps in “Puddle,” Almost Drowns

Today’s FAIL Video: Boy Jumps in “Puddle,” Almost Drowns

March 13, 2013

For future reference, if your friends dare you to jump into some random puddle of water, just say no! More »

TMI: Guy Gets Vibrating Dildo Stuck In His Butt & Live-Tweets Emergency Hospital Visit

TMI: Guy Gets Vibrating Dildo Stuck In His Butt & Live-Tweets Emergency Hospital Visit

March 10, 2013

People use Twitter everyday to share things, but one Twitter user took the concept of “sharing” to a whole new level when he live-tweeted during a trip to the ER after he got a vibrating dildo stuck up his ass. More »

Drunk Woman Wearing No Pants Attempts to Evade Police in Toy Power Wheels Truck

Drunk Woman Wearing No Pants Attempts to Evade Police in Toy Power Wheels Truck

March 9, 2013

According to Arkansas police, a drunk, half-naked woman with no pants on tried to flee the scene of a DUI accident on a battery-operated Power Wheels truck after the woman crashed into a mobile home. More »

Cookies for Nookie? Prison Guard Traded Inmate Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies for Sex

Cookies for Nookie? Prison Guard Traded Inmate Homemade Chocolate Chip Cookies for Sex

March 9, 2013

He did it all for the nookie! Police in the state of Washington say that a male prison guard is accused of giving a female inmate homemade chocolate chip cookies in exchange for sexual favors. More »

Indiana Teen Says His “10 Reasons Why I Don’t Like Asians” Video is “Totally Not Racist”

Indiana Teen Says His “10 Reasons Why I Don’t Like Asians” Video is “Totally Not Racist”

March 8, 2013

A teenager from Indiana found himself on the receiving end of some good ol’ Internet backlash after he posted a racist video on YouTube listing ten reasons why he would not want to be Asian. More »

The Onion Apologizes For Calling Quvenzhané Wallis A “C*nt”

The Onion Apologizes For Calling Quvenzhané Wallis A “C*nt”

February 26, 2013

After sending out a crude tweet about nine-year-old Oscar nominee, Quvenzhané Wallis, satire news site The Onion has issued an apology. More »

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