Beyonce’s tour manager Marlon Beyince, who just so happens to be her cousin as well, took to his Twitter page yesterday and came at Rihanna (the “i” comes BEFORE the h, Mr. Beyince), claiming she can’t sing and that she is Def Jam’s version of Cassie. He posted:

“Is it me or i think The good ole Jay could of found SOMEBODY else to sing the hook on this song….She sound like a cat hurt in the alley”

“Rhianna – Roc Nation’s/Def Jam’s Cassie……Terrible voice, Sub Par Dancing, Nude Photos, Shaved Head…Rhianna’s just more successful”

“God please dont let me get in trouble for my tweets Lmfao!!!!!”

He later decided to delete the tweets but little does he know, it takes a while for Twitter to delete the messages across all of their servers. But some people just don’t learn. Posting something on Twitter then later deleting it doesn’t mean it won’t get out.

Let’s just hope it’s Beyonce that gets the news and not Sasha Fierce. We all know how she gets down! Sasha don’t give a damn about no nepotism…

We just came across this video and we HAD to post it. We’ve been laughing for the past 10 minutes as we listen to it over and over. A radio station calls some woman with serious road rage (you’ll see what we’re talking about when you peep the video) as a prank and tells her that her son is “heterosexual.” She thinks it means “homosexual” and of course, hilarity ensues. She then goes on to blame MTV and pop group NSYNC for her son’s “heterosexuality,” not knowing that the word means that he’s straight LMAO!!

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Since Beyonce decided to call herself “Sasha Fierce,” the internet has been buzzing and downright clowning the singer for doing such a thing. But why can’t she? Everybody else is doing it! Take Lil’ Wayne for example. How many names does he have? You got Dwayne, Wayne, Lil Wayne, Weezy, Wizzle, Wizzard, and however else you can mix-up the phonetics of his name. And what about Diddy, huh? Sean John, Sean John Combs, Sean Combs, Sean “Puffy” Combs, Puff Daddy, P. Diddy, Diddy, Sean “Diddy” Combs, Diddy Combs, Dumb Dump Diddy. And that just covers the FIRST decade of his career. Who knows how many there’ll be when he hits the golden ages. Kanye has Ye and Yeezy, Ludacris goes by “Chris” and Luda sometimes, and T.I. calls his alter-ego T.I.P. So we ask again, why not Beyonce?

Peep these new promos from her new album I Am… Sasha Fierce – in stores next Tuesday – November 18th.

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Tokyo Diva, residing in NYC, is a young lady who is not only a talented artist and trendsetter, starting an underground movement called The Juice Krew (based in NY and outside areas), but she is also a MySpace Guru receiving more than 1,000 music plays a day on MySpace. Tokyo was also the first unsigned artist to perform on MTV’s TRL and she created the theme song Bad Girls for the hit TV show on Oxygen, Bad Girls Club. Thanks Christine for the info!!

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Please don’t tell me I’m the only one who sees the resemblance!

…CHANGE THE DAMN ALBUM DATE! Not only are you releasing his LP around the same month as Britney Spears, Alicia Keys, and Celine Dion … but on the same day as Nas and Jay-Z, with heavyweights like those, that boy will FLOP. And lawd knows I ain’t buying three albums cos two is enough … I might even just buy Jay-Z’s since I heard he was taking it back to Reasonable Doubt.

Here’s the other part I forgot to mention … Denzel Washington recently contacted Jay-Z and asked if he could do him the honor of appearing on the AMERICAN GANGSTER soundtrack and Jay-Z was like Naw … I’ll just do a whole album. Now that’s a helluva favor for a best friend!

Word has it that this movie will be BIG and with a cast of Common, Cuba Gooding Jr., Russell Crowe, and T.I. … why wouldn’t it be? Hell, I was speechless after seeing that minute TRAILER …

Another thing … CHANGE THAT WHACK ALBUM COVER! I heard, “Chris picked it” … ? Since when was he allowed to pick anything!? Forget what he likes this is about supply and demand here! And don’t you dare give me that, “this isn’t an album cover contest” – of course it’s not! Just ask your girl Fantasia, her album was going off rip, but her record sales were low because of her album cover! You have to realize your putting out a product!

And please don’t give me that, “as long as the music is good” JIVE, cos if his album sounds anything like the material I’ve heard . . . I don’t really see the “maturity” as you clam … just “horny high school boy”. Call me a “hater” whatever, I have nothing but love for Chris, but somebody need to tell him THE TRUTH! Not the “pretty” truth neither but the truth that’ll make folks angry and wanna do somethin’!

And I mean nothing intentional by this letter, just think of it as constructive criticism to motivate you, I yet to have given up on Chris Brown. Hopefully you will use that time to promote a brother right and switch to a better album cover!

I know this doesn’t have anything to do with urban entertainment, but I just found this photo and thought it was funny as hell!

Stukenbrock, GERMANY: Picture taken July 6, 2007 and released by the zoo Safaripark Stukenbrock shows Eclyse, a crossbreed between a zebra and a horse in an enclosure at the zoo. Eclyse was born in a horse ranch in Italy, her mother is a chapmann-zebra, her father a brown-white horse.

Hmm, so I guess this is what happens when a horse and a zebra get down and dirty with no means of contraception. Yes people, THIS IS A REAL PHOTO! Who knew that animals could cross-breed like that? Now I wonder if that’s how T-Pain made it into this lifetime. I’ve always thought he was a cross between a monkey and GONZO FROM THE MUPPETS!

Mistake … or on purpose? You make the call!!

That poor, poor girl. She must really feel alone 23/24 hours if she’s taking the time out of her precious solitude to respond to fanmail. I was so overcome with emotion that I almost missed that little spelling error (circled in red). Remember boys and girls, I before E except after C! My heart smiles everytime I read the next to last sentence – “And the letters I’m recieving really do put a smile on my face as I sit here in my cell, sad and alone…” Cheer up Paris, only what … 5 or 6 more days? You can do it! ;-)

LIV WARFIELD at J&R’s Music and Computer World’s 6th Annual Summerfest over the weekend and Serena Williams at the 2007 French open. What do these two have in common, besides their huuuge frames? Well, let’s put it like this! I, personally, would not like to get into any kind of physical altercation with either of the two ladies. I’m just sayin… Thanks for the heads up BRIAN, I needed that laugh! Lol

We here at Think2wice love to make fun of people who deserve it, and unfortunately Paris Hilton is the target this time around! For those of you who don’t know, she has roughly 24 hours from the submission of this post ’til she has to turn herself in to a Los Angeles penitentiary. I know the paparazzi are gonna be working triple overtime to get the last few snapshots of the racist crack-whore before she loses access to the outside world for a mere 23 days (should be longer, but hey … who am I to “judge” ??). But we’ll expound upon that later on… Right now, we’re focusing on the headlines that have come up over the past week about her going to jail. Go on, laugh with us! You know you want to….

SOME INMATES AT LA COUNTY JAIL ARE ANGRY OVER POSSIBLE ARRIVAL OF PARIS HILTON

Many women at the Los Angeles County jail where Paris Hilton is expected to arrive any day are already angry at the socialite, a former inmate said. Susannah Johnson, who was released Saturday after a one-day stay at the jail, said inmates were angry at Hilton, believing officials were making room for the starlet at the expense of other inmates already coping with crowded conditions in the 2,200-bed jail. ”The only advice I could give her when she comes is to shut her mouth and do the time,” said Johnson, 35, of Claremont. Hilton has been ordered to turn herself in by Tuesday to begin her sentence for violating probation in an alcohol-related reckless driving case. Some 15 photographers, reporters and television crews staked out positions at three entrances to the Century Regional Detention Facility in Lynwood. Authorities had also cordoned off a grassy area outside the jail for members of the media.

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What the hell happened to this dude’s face?! Is this a bad case of plastic surgery gone wrong?? You CANNOT tell me that Norwood Young & Quagmire from the best TV show in history (Family Guy) don’t share a striking resemblence!! I mean, you just can’t! Would you hit?? “Giggity, giggity, yee, yee!”