Chief Keef was arrested earlier this week, thanks to  affinity for the green stuff, and the actions of a snitching hotel security guard who called 911 and subsequently had the rapper arrested on marijuana charges.

According to TMZ, Keef was busted in Dekalb County, Georgia (near Atlanta) for disorderly conduct. Apparently, that “disorderly conduct” was smoking weed at a fancy hotel: The Le Meridan Hotel — right across the street from the Perimeter Mall in the Dunwoody area of ATL.

Keef, who just got out of juvenile prison after serving 60 days for violating his probation on a previous gun charge, tweeted this after he bonded himself out of jail early Tuesday morning (May 21):

Jus Got Out Of Dekalb County jail In Atlanta Mad As fuck ????????????????

— AlmightySo (@ChiefKeef) May 21, 2013

And of course, since Chief Keef is Chief Keef, he also posted his mugshot on Instagram (see above).

Meanwhile, the circumstances that lead up to Chief Keef’s arrest, as TMZ reported, were quite hilarious. According to TMZ, “the squarest hotel security guard ever” was the person behind the 911 call that brought police to Keef’s fancy hotel room and got the 17-year-old rapper arrested.

The call was made from a concerned security guard at the Le Meridien Atlanta Perimeter Hotel in Georgia who happened to stumble upon a bunch of nice hotel guests who happened to be partaking in some dope smoking.

During the call, the security guy alerts the 911 operator to “a bunch of gentlemen rolling marijuana and smoking … all in the room … the room’s filled with smoke.”

The security guard seems astonished … because, “I announced myself as ‘security’ and they let me in the room AS IF IT DOESN’T EVEN MATTER!”

The guy also warns 911 to send cops to the scene ASAP because he feared “those guys may just bolt.”

He clearly doesn’t understand stoners … they’re not really known for “bolting” anywhere.

Eventually, cops arrived to the room and arrested 17-year-old Chief Keef for the weed … all thanks to the heroic actions of one really square hotel security guard.

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!!

And just for good measure, listen to the 911 call here:

Baltimore police arrested a 31-year-old man who tried to pimp his teen wife out to an undercover cop for $100 at a hotel, which would have been a pretty common news story had the husband-pimp not been a Baltimore City cop himself.

The Maryland State Police Child Recovery Unit was reportedly working their normal proactive child prostitution/human trafficking operation last Thursday (May 9) when they came across a young-looking woman offering her services as an escort on a website known for prostitution, authorities said.

The cops responded to the ad and arranged a meeting. An undercover officer met with the woman from the ad, 19-year-old Marissa Braun, who called herself “Lexi,” at a hotel room near the Baltimore-Washington International Thurgood Marshall Airport while Braun’s husband, Lamin Manneh, waited outside in the parking lot.

Police said they arrested Braun after she allegedly told the undercover cop “You give me the $100 and then you can (have sex) with me.”

She also told the undercover that she was working for her husband, who uses his credit cards to post the ads online, and also “drives her from date to date since she cannot drive.”

Police eventually found Manneh in the parking lot of the same hotel, and he admitted to police that he was indeed pimping his wife out and corroborated her story. Manneh was arrested and charged with human trafficking and prostitution, while Braun was charged with one count of prostitution.

Manneh was reportedly booked and released on his own recognizance, but authorities said that he would be suspended without pay pending an internal affairs investigation from the Baltimore City Police Department.

Manneh is said to be in a probationary period with the department, so his arrest will likely lead to dismissal.

A spokesman from the Baltimore City Police Department released the following statement from Deputy Commissioner Jerry Rodriguez:

“This allegation is a disgrace and embarrassment to every member — both current and retired — who serve with the Baltimore Police Department. The alleged actions and criminal charges brought against Mr. Manneh are serious and undermine the integrity and pride of this organization. We expect every member of this department to hold themselves to the highest of professional standards. Our colleagues and our community deserve nothing less.”

Baltimore City police have been in the news a lot lately for criminal activity. Early last week, a Baltimore cop killed his girlfriend and held a toddler hostage before he engaged in a standoff with the SWAT Team.

And just last month, a woman recently filed a million-dollar lawsuit against the Baltimore City Police Department on claims that she was assaulted by four officers when she tried to record them with her cell phone while they were allegedly assaulting a juvenile suspect.

All of which raises this burning question: What the f**k is going on with Baltimore police?!?

Florida man isn’t the only one causing trouble in The Sunshine State. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Florida WOMAN, and she’s just as dangerous/crazy as her male counterpart.

37-year-old Deborah Ann Burns, from Immokalee, Fla. — looking lovely as ever in her mugshot (right) — is accused of throwing an 8-inch-long kitchen knife at her boyfriend because he farted in her face. That nasty mofo.

According to the police, Burns told Collier County detectives that she and her boyfriend were watching TV last Tuesday night (May 7) when the boyfriend purposely passed gas right in her face while he walked by her on his way to the kitchen. An argument ensued and police were called.

When the police showed up responding to a report of a possible stabbing, they found the boyfriend in front of the house, with multiple cuts on his abdomen and left arm.

The victim told police that he and Burns were arguing in the kitchen over money and she threw a knife at him, left the house, but then came back and hit him in the arm with a stick.

The police report states that the victim made no mention of the alleged flatulence, but he “continually stated if [Burns] returned he would kick her ass,” naturally.

Burns’ side of the story, however, is a bit different. She told detectives that their argument had nothing to do with money, and her boyfriend had become loud and agitated after she confronted him about him farting in her face.

Following the incident, Burns was arrested and charged with aggravated battery with a deadly weapon — a felony. She remains in the county jail on a $50,000 bond.

According to The Smoking Gun, Burns is a convicted felon, and previously spent 21 months in state prison for aggravated assault with a weapon and battery on a law enforcement officer. It isn’t known whether or not he too farted in her face.

Kelly Rowland shows off that bangin’ body of hers on the cover of her new album ‘Talk A Good Game.’

In the black-and-white image, Kelly goes braless as she strikes a seductive pose, wearing nothing but a sheer top and black panties, and using her hair to cover her breasticles. They say “sex sells” so whatever she’s selling, I’M BUYING!

Led by the Mike Will Made It-produced single “Kisses Down Low,” and also featuring collaborations with The Dream, Wiz Khalifa, Pharrell and her Destiny’s Child sisters Beyonce and Michelle Williams (for the reunion record “You Changed”), Rowland’s fourth studio album is due in stores on June 18th.

In related news, Kelly will kick off her “Lights Out” tour with The Dream in Minneapolis later this month on May 23rd.

“Florida man“ strikes again!

Apparently confusing 911 for a “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed” delivery service, a man from Florida thought to dial the emergency number — not just once, or twice, or even ten times, but 80 TIMES — to request those three things, and now he’s in jail for it. Stupid Florida Man.

According to the police affidavit, obtained by the Tampa Bay Times, 34-year-old Jarvis Sutton of St. Petersburg, Fla. called 911 on Sunday (Apr 28) “approximately 80 times” because he wanted “Kool-Aid, burgers and weed to be delivered to him.”

Somethin’ to smoke on. Somethin’ to snack on. Then somethin’ to sip on. This guy wanted it all.

Sutton never got any of those things, of course, but what he did get was a nice trip down to the Pinellas County Jail. Police said on the way there, Sutton started chewing on the foam attached to the metal caging in the back of the police cruiser.

Sutton faces a charge of misusing 911, and was reportedly still in jail as of Wednesday, May 1st … even though his bail is only $150.

Mugshot via WTSP

Forget deadly cab drivers, crazy people on the subway, and falling cranes. The Big Apple now has horrifying fish! As if New Yorkers didn’t already have to face 1,000 possible ways to be freaked out during any given day.

NBC NY is reporting that environmental officials will search a Central Park lake this week because it is believed that the snakehead fish, native to China, North Korea and Russia, may be lurking in a man-made marsh.

Signs around the Harlem Meer warn that anyone who sees the fish, nicknamed Fishzilla, should “secure” it and “keep it in a secure container until it is picked up by officials.”

Sorry, but only a crazy person would “secure” one of these things and put it into a giant container. Honestly, the best thing to do would be to KILL IT WITH FIRE. IMMEDIATELY.

But anyway, here are five reasons to avoid what seems like something out of a B horror movie.

1. They can survive on land for days (DAYS!) because they BREATHE FREAKIN’ AIR (LIKE LAND ANIMALS!)

Thought that fish only lived under water? Well apparently you’ve been misled your whole life, and you should hold every science teacher that has been in  your life accountable. The snakehead fish can live out of water for up to four days. Can you say “yikes?”

2. Their slimy little fish bodies can crawl

That’s right, these creepy creatures — who can grow up to three feet long — can use their fins to slither on land and get to water. Oh yeah, and they climb trees too. Are you scared yet? No? Well, you should be.

3. They look like this

4. This National Geographic video of them exists

5. And, did we mention that they LOOK LIKE THIS?!?

Anything that has been dubbed “Frankenfish” simply can’t be good. But in all fairness, there have been no ACTUAL sightings of this thing … yet (at least from people who aren’t looking for them).

Honestly, this could be one of the many ways the media scares the hell out of people. Still, these things are pretty damn freaky!

Catching the entire Carter family with Blue Ivy is an occasional treat that rabid Beyoncé fans live for and the family’s latest jaunt to Paris for Beyoncé’s world tour provided the BeyHive with a much needed fix.

Jay-Z, Beyoncé and Blue Ivy were spotted by the paparazzi at Septime restaurant in Paris and lil’ Blue was recorded showing off some of the personality that Beyoncé told Oprah she has.

“She is hilarious and she is fire. Lord, am I going to have me a time!” Beyoncé said in her interview earlier this year. “She’s very smart. She’s already reading flashcards. She’s beautiful.”

While mommy gushes about her baby, there’s no denying that Blue’s also a daddy’s girl. Several of the shots show papa Jay holding his babygirl and smothering her with kisses.

Ever the stylish family, Blue Ivy showed off her Pump Up The Volume t-shirt, dark jeans and black and pink Adidas sneakers. In the words of her Uncle Kanye, Blue is drippin’ swagu. We see a future superstar in the making!

WATCH THE CARTER FAMILY DINING IN PARIS BELOW:

[H/T: GlobalGrind]

A 22-year-old South Carolina man was arrested and charged with sexual battery of a student Wednesday night (Apr 24) after the police were tipped off about an inappropriate relationship he was having with a 17-year-old high school student, which is pretty bad already.

But then it gets a bit worse, as the man was also charged for having sex with another student at the same school, this one aged only 15.

William Jesse Baber, of North Charleston, S.C. was a substitute teacher for South Carolina’s Dorchester District 2.

According to court documents, the man developed a relationship of sexual nature with two students at Ashley Ridge High School between last December and the time he was arrested.

The police affidavit states that Baber met the 17-year-old while he was a substitute teacher for one of her classes.

As for the 15-year-old, though it wasn’t explicitly stated whether or not he was a sub for any of her classes, Baber communicated with her through “numerous Facebook messages” in which he would ask her when and where they could meet with the intent of performing “a sexual activity.”

Investigators said the incidents with the 15-year-old started in late January. Baber was charged with solicitation of a minor in connection with that case. He could face up to 10-15 years in prison if he’s convicted in both cases. His bond has been set at $70,000.

A spokesperson for the local school district said that Baber’s name has since been removed from their database of substitute teachers, and he has also been served with a trespassing notice barring him from setting foot on ANY school district property.

It isn’t clear where the alleged incidents took place, but Baber had reportedly been subbing for the entire district since last November.

If you didn’t know any better, you might say that Mr. Baber took on the subbing job just so he could fuck high school girls. Because he clearly wasn’t there to help anybody with their Spanish vocabulary or pass along insights on the history of the Civil War.

[WCSC, Mugshot via: Post Courier]

Storm is back!

Yesterday, a brand new picture was revealed of Halle Berry back in her Storm costume for “X-Men: Days of Future Past” — the seventh installment in the “X-Men” series.

Berry talked earlier this year about reprising her role as the silver-haired, superhero, confirming the longstanding rumor.

“It’s a character that I love and the fans really love the whole series,” she said on The Tonight Show. “They really love Storm. It’s like family. It’s fun to get back together with Hugh and everybody. It’s good fun.”

“X-Men: Days of Future Past” hits theaters on July 18, 2014 and also stars Jennifer Lawrence, Peter Dinklage, Hugh Jackman, Michael fassbender, James McAvoy, Ellen Page, Ian McKellen, Anna Paquin, and Patrick Stewart.

Reese Witherspoon let her inner Amanda Bynes take over this weekend when she got arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after she went off on police as they were arresting her husband for driving under the influence.

As first reported by Variety, the “Legally Blonde” actress was riding shotgun early Friday morning (Apr 19) with her husband Jim Toth in their silver 2013 Ford Fusion when Toth was pulled over on suspicion of DUI after cops spotted him on Peachtree St. weaving across lanes.

In their report, police said Toth not only looked drunk, but he also reeked of alcohol, and his eyes were “blood shot and watery.” Toth said he only had one drink, but he took a Breathalyzer test that stated his blood alcohol level was .139, well above the legal limit of 0.08.

As the cops were dealing with Toth, that’s when Toth’s equally inebriated ‘superstar’ wife decided to get all uppity and pulled the “Do you know who I am?” card, which eventually led to Witherspoon being placed in handcuffs, just like her drunk husband.

Variety has all the details here (pay especial attention to the bolded portions):

Toth was pulled over after midnight Friday driving a silver 2013 Ford Focus, which the officer witnessed weaving across a double line on Atlanta’s Peachtree St. Toth appeared disheveled and his breath smelled of alcohol, according to the police report, prompting the officer to administer a sobriety test.

As Toth walked in the Walgreens parking lot where the officer instructed him to pull over to, Witherspoon became increasingly agitated from the vehicle, which prompted the officer to warn her to stay in the car for the sake of her own safety.

“Mrs. Witherspoon began to hang out the window and say that she did not believe that I was a real police officer,” according to the police report. “I told Mrs. Witherspoon to sit on her butt and be quiet.”

Once Toth was placed under arrest, Witherspoon exited the vehicle and was instructed to get back in the car. According to the report, she “stated that she was a ‘US citizen’ and that she was allowed to ‘stand on American ground.’”

The officer then detailed how she resisted as he grabbed her arms to arrest as Toth attempted to calm her down.

As the report details, “Mrs. Witherspoon asked, “Do you know my name?” I answered, “No, I don’t need to know your name.” I then added, “right now.” Mrs. Witherspoon stated, “You’re about to find out who I am.”

The report also specified, “Mrs. Witherspoon also stated, ‘You are going to be on national news.’ I advised Mrs. Witherspoon that was fine.”

Reese Witherspoon — who should be applauded for clearly exercising and standing up for her right as an American citizen to be a drunken mess and get arrested for it — was right about two things.

One, the police officer did find out who she was — especially after he arrested her and booked her disorderly conduct. And two, he did end up on national news. Maybe she should become a fortune teller, because she’s pretty good at predicting the foreseeable future.

For archival purposes, the full police report detailing the incident from the arresting officer’s point of view is here.

Reese and Jim’s car was impounded after were both hauled off to jail, and an unidentified passenger in the backseat caught a cab. The happily married couple — who tied the knot in 2011 welcomed their first child together last September — posted bail the next day and was released after sobering up.

On Sunday, after the news broke, Reese released the following statement:

“Out of respect for the ongoing legal situation, I cannot comment on everything that is being reported right now. But I do want to say I clearly had one drink too many and I am deeply embarrassed about the things I said. It was definitely a scary situation and I was frightened for my husband, but that was no excuse. I was disrespectful to the officer who was just doing his job. The words I used that night definitely do not reflect who I am. I have nothing but respect for the police and I am very sorry for my behavior.”

Reese’s lawyers met with the prosecutor Monday morning (Apr 22) and worked out a deal in which she will go through what is known as a “pre-trial intervention program” to avoid getting a criminal conviction on her record, a spokesman for the Atlanta Municipal Court said, according to CNN.

The court’s website says that the program provides “alternative methods of resolving criminal matters other than prosecution.”

The judge has scheduled a hearing in Atlanta for May 22nd to find out whether or not Reese is complying with the program. As for her husband Jim, his hearing is set for May 23rd.

Mugshots via AP

NFL free agent Kerry Rhodes has probably received more press this month than he has over his entire career … and it has nothing to do about his skills on the football field.

Exactly one week ago from today, Rhodes was forced to release a statement via TMZ saying that he is “not gay,” after photos had surfaced the day before on MediaTakeOut.com showing the 30-year-old with his around around a “male friend.”

NFL Player Kerry Rhodes Denies Being Gay, Calls Questionable Pics “Casual”

In his statement, Rhodes explained that the pictures of him and his “friend” — who he claimed was his former assistant — were simply “casual” shots that were taken during a “past vacation” in which his “entire business team” was present.

But after Media Take Out somehow got a hold of ANOTHER set of damaging photos of Kerry and his so-called “male friend,” one of which shows him kissing the guy on the forehead, the speculation surrounding the NFL star and his sexuality grew even bigger.

More Intimate Photos of Kerry Rhodes and His Alleged Boyfriend Surface, Including One with a Kiss

And now that the other man in the photos, Kerry’s alleged former secret lover, has opted to go on something of a media tour recently — in which he is basically outing Rhodes as a closeted homosexual (aka “down low brother”) — it’s going to be nearly impossible for the NFL player to try and clear his name now.

In separate interviews with Bossip and Baller Alert, Russell “Hollywood” Simpson talked about how he met Kerry Rhodes, and revealed that they were dating while Kerry played for the Arizona Cardinals.

Russell said he wasn’t the one who leaked the photos of them together, but Kerry was definitely aware that they were being taken. Russell also made it a point to note that he is not a “jilted lover,” he’s just upset that Kerry tried to “play” him by going to TMZ and making that statement denying that he was gay.

Russell said that when MTO published the photos of them together, Kerry should have just kept quiet instead of “lying” and trying to prove to the world that he was straight.

Check out the excerpts from both interviews (and EVEN MORE PHOTOS of the two back when they were “together”) below.

How Kerry Rhodes and Hollywood Met

From Bossip:

“I met him at an NFL training camp. A friend of mine was up there trying to get hired as a player’s assistant and I kinda tagged along. I don’t wanna be anyone’s assistant and I basically helped my friend get to Arizona (Cardinals) to get a job. We went up the hotel suite and Kerry was up there. We talked and that was about it. I later went back to North Carolina and he called me wanting me to come back to Arizona to help manage his assistants and personal team. We started dating about 2 months after and then got in a relationship.”

From Baller Alert:

“I got to know Kerry and we became very close. I moved in with Kerry at his home in Arizona. At first we were just friends and we were getting to know each other. Then we got into a relationship. We were in a relationship for a whole year. I was there, people knew who I was, they saw me as his top assistant. I handled everything for him. No one went to Kerry for anything.”

On Who Initiated the Relationship

From Baller Alert:

“Of course he came on to me. I’m too fabulous to come on to anybody. That’s not what I do. I have a lot of men that come on to me. I don’t come on to men because I don’t know what time it is for you. I would never come on to a man. Honestly, a lot of gay guys are like me. A lot of gay guys don’t come on to guys. It’s always the other way around. It’s always the manly ones. Of course I wouldn’t come on to anybody. Yes, I thought he was attractive but I thought he liked girls.”

“It did not take place instantly. I’m a classy b*tch. You have to show me what time it is and he did. I was with it. It took us almost two months to sleep together. He made the first move — as in kissing. Kerry says I was his first man he’s been with. Doesn’t matter, it still makes you gay.”

More on their “relationship,” sex life, and the “benefits”

Bossip: What were your duties as Kerry’s boyfriend? Did his teammates know about you?

Russell: I was like his wife. I ran the household and took care of all his personal needs. If anyone needed anything from Kerry they came to me! That’s what Kerry loved about me. i didn’t take no sh*t from nobody. Kerry is kinda a dumb athlete, like a dumb jock. So, I took care of things that he didn’t understand. And yes, his teammates did know about me. It was kinda unspoken but I was at all his training camps and events. The other wives knew and loved me too. I was always there. It was no secret!

Bossip: How was your sex life with Kerry? Was he top or power bottom?

*laughs* It was great! It was very passionate because we were so in love. Of course he was the top! I’m not doing all that damn work! But, we were extremely close. It was very good and he put it on me!

Bossip: How long were you and Kerry together?

Russell: Well, I was the first gay man Kerry was with publicly. You can look at the photos and see were clearly together. We were together for about a year and two months. We were together for a while and in love.

Bossip: Did you benefit because of this relationship? What gifts did Kerry buy you any special gifts?

Kerry paid for everything. We had a very good life together. I always got any and everything I ever asked for. Vacations, red bottoms, the private jet in my video was us going to training camp together. I had a driver and he even gave me his Aston Martin. He later bought me my own car and because I’m not a dumb bi**h I made sure to get it my own name and he paid the whole thing off! He treated me very well. I will never talk bad about him in that way because he was really good to me.

From Baller Alert:

“We went on a lot of trips, out of the country, Hawaii, whatever. He loved me so much that he did spend a lot of money. He definitely took care of me.”

“Kerry did do a lot for me. He bought me a lot of things. He bought me the new Infiniti truck. I’m the type of person, if you buy me something, you’re putting it in MY name. If you’re buying me something you’re paying it off. He definitely did the TWO things. You’re not going to buy me nothing and it still be in your name because then it’s your car. You’re not going to buy me nothing and leave me with the payments. I don’t think so!”

On the photos leaking and Kerry talking to TMZ

From Baller Alert:

“They said ‘Well maybe he he loved him like a little brother. Listen, if he loved me like a little brother, he f**ked me like a wife!” and that’s just me being real with you. People knew something was up but they didn’t know. It was just not normal for a guy to be like we were. You can see in the picture. A picture says a lot of things. You could see in the pictures that it was something there.

“The first set of pictures, I don’t know how they got out because I did not put them out. If you go on my Facebook page you will see the same pictures but I always crop him out because it was nobody’s business. Now what pissed me off about the whole situation is when he and I stopped talking and the pics got out. He said that he was NOT gay. To me he shouldn’t have said sh**. If you’re not going to tell the truth, don’t try to make me look stupid.

“This is what I say: You can play Nintendo, You play XBox, You play lottery, You Don’t Play Hollywood! I think he made a comment that he’s as straight as an arm. An arm has an elbow dummy! What really set me off is when he had Alton the assistant call TMZ, say he was Me and say Kerry and I are just friends, he’s like my brother.”

On other gay players in sports, and how Kerry reached out to him after the pictures leaked

From Baller Alert:

“I just want girls to know my sh** is for real! This sh** happened! You can think that you got a boyfriend and all that sh** but THIS sh** is for real! It happened. I think that a lot of girls are lost because they play football. That don’t mean nothing. You’d be better getting yourself a boy cheerleader.”

“This is how I work. I don’t date boys with girlfriends and I don’t date men with kids. I’m selfish. I’m not the type to go with the downlow brothers. Either you’re down with me or you ain’t. Kerry was NOT messing with girls when he was with me. He was with me every single day, all day long. I have pictures. I have text messages.”

“You can sit around and think your boyfriend ain’t doing nothing. He probably ain’t doing nothing with another girl because he’s probably with a boy.”

Bossip: Did you ever encounter any other gay football players?

Russell: Well, I don’t know. All of his teammates in Arizona (Cardinals) know about me. But you would see guys with a lot of male assistants who always surrounded themselves with men but it wasn’t openly discussed. So I don’t know if they were gay but you know…

Bossip: How did you feel when Kerry denied being gay? Did he reach out to you?

Yes he actually text me like “Hey baby, can you just not say anything about all this” but that’s what I don’t like. He’s lying because he’s trying to protect his free agency. He’s not going to be one of those guys who come out in the league because he cares too much about that. But why is he lying?? LOOK AT THE PICS!! He loved me and now he’s lying. That’s why I put him out there because he came for me. I’m not here for fame. He wanted me to have a reality show because he said I was destined for it. His teammates said I had a great personality and encouraged me to be on TV. This was our life! This was real!

I had an engagement ring he gave me. Look at some of the pics and I am wearing a promise ring he gave me. We were in love and it was real. But now look at him! He’s lying and looking like a real dumbazz. Why couldn’t he just STFU and no even said anything. He had to deny it like I wasn’t real. Like, I never existed. What the hell?? We filmed that reality show together, he has hours of footage of me and him together for the show. I have NOTHING to hide! I’m grown as hell and have nothing lie about.

Kerry Rhodes is gay. That’s the truth.

And there you have it. The ball is in your court now, Mr. Rhodes. Or, rather, in his case, “the ball is in your field.” Or, whatever.

Regardless, Kerry Rhodes has some serious explaining to do.

What do you think? Should Kerry Rhodes just go on ahead and come out of the closet now? Or … ?

A fertilizer plant explosion in the small town of Waco, Texas last night (Wed, Apr 17) killed about 15 people and injured more than 160. Early Thursday morning rescue workers searched the rubble for any possible survivors after the explosion left many homes and business ruined as many of them caught on fire.

According to the Associated Press, the explosion erupted like an earthquake, shaking the ground, and could be heard/felt from 45 miles away.

“They are still getting injured folks out and they are evacuating people from their homes,” Waco police Sgt. William Patrick Swanton said early Thursday morning. He continued, “At some point this will turn into a recovery operation, but at this point, we are still in search and rescue.”

With the recent Boston Marathon bombing, which is being viewed as a terrorist attack, the explosion in Texas had many wondering whether this was this strike two on the United States in such a short period of time, but according to Swanton there isn’t any indication that the blast was anything other than an industrial accident.

Among those that died were three to five volunteer firefighters and a law enforcement officer. It’s still to early to determine just how many lives were lost as the rescue workers are still searching.

The AP reported that the explosion that struck around 8 p.m. leveled a four-block area around the plant that a member of the city council, Al Vanek, said was “totally decimated.” The toll included 50 to 75 houses, an apartment complex with about 50 units that one state police officer said was reduced to “a skeleton,” a middle school and the West Rest Haven Nursing Home, from which first-responders evacuated 133 patients, some in wheelchairs.

McLennan County Sheriff Parnell McNamara told the Chicago Tribune: “I’ve never seen anything like this … It looks like a war zone with all the debris.”

Julie Zahirniako, who survived the explosion said she and her son Anthony were playing at a school playground near the fertilizer plant when the explosion hit. She said as she was walking and her son was kicking a football, the explosion threw her son four feet in the air, breaking his ribs.

“Hit the ground, hit the ground!” Zahirniako said she heard a neighbor yell. “The fire was so high,” she said. “It was just as loud as it could be. The ground and everything was shaking.”

In a statement released Thursday morning, President Obama thanked first responders in the “tight-knit” Texas community.

“I want to thank the first responders who worked tirelessly through the night to contain the situation and treat the wounded,” the statement read. “My Administration, through FEMA and other agencies, is in close contact with our state and local partners on the ground to make sure there are no unmet needs as search and rescue and response operations continue. West is a town that many Texans hold near and dear to their hearts, and as residents continue to respond to this tragedy, they will have the support of the American people.”

PHOTOS OF THE BLAST AND ITS AFTERMATH:

Who knew a simple kids toy could incite life-threatening violence?

Huff Post Crime is reporting that 35-year-old Efrain Burgos-Delgado pulled a gun on a 16-year-old boy in order to steal his remote control car. The puzzling incident took place in Kissimmee, Florida on Saturday evening (Apr 13).

If that’s not enough, after the perp stole the car, he came back and robbed the boy of his cell phone.

So why on earth did this man go to such great lengths to steal something that he could have bought for $19.99 – $39.99 ($59.49 if you want to be fancy) on Amazon? Authorities say Delgado quickly sold the toy in order to buy drugs.

So if you thought you couldn’t buy cocaine with a used kids toy, you were mistaken.

Of course he probably sold the car and used the money to score a fix, but it’s funny to think of a man paying for illegal substances with a toy.

Unfortunately for Mr. Delgado, there’s nothing funny about the charges he’s facing, which includes armed robbery, aggravated assault, false imprisonment, grand theft, dealing in stolen property, petty theft and resisting without violence.

[Huffpo Crime via Sun-Sentinel]

This story is almost a month old … but who cares? THIS SH*T IS NUTS! (No pun intended)

A prostitute — who probably calls herself an “escort” in her listing on Backpage.com (think Craigslist, but for hookers) — was arrested and charged with attempted murder back in March after she nearly bit a man’s penis off during a sexual encounter at an Orange County Hotel in Florida.

Now, after reading that line, I’m sure you have a few questions running through that innocent little inquiring mind of yours.

First off, did the woman look like that mugshot before or after the man agreed to pay her for sex?

Secondly, what. the. f*ck?

To answer those burning questions, here’s how it all went down, according to the Orlando Sentinel:

Deputies were called to the Crestwood Suites on University Boulevard after multiple 911 callers “reported screaming and growling sounds from a room on the second floor” of the hotel.

They arrived to find the victim “covered in a significant amount of blood, with numerous bite wounds,” the report states. He was rushed to the Orlando Regional Medical Center trauma center.

The man had “significant” bites to his penis and testicles, the report states, as well as damage to his leg, abdomen, chest and fingers.

His alleged attacker, Priscilla Vaughn, “was nude, and had blood around her mouth, which had spread to her face and head,” the report states, adding Vaughn “growled and snarled” at deputies.

The victim later told deputies his attacker was an escort he’d hired for Monday evening. After dinner, they returned to her hotel room, where they drank alcohol and Vaughn used Ecstasy, the report states.

During consensual sex, the escort “became more aggressive, and she began to bite his genitals. He described it as if she were trying to eat his penis and testicles,” the report says.

The victim tried to get away, the report states, but Vaughn “was too powerful and he could not get her off of him.” She also took his cell phone away when he tried to call for help, the report says.

The Sentinel is not naming the victim because of the sexual nature of the crime.

When deputies searched the room later, they found “a significant amount of blood, knocked over furniture, and strewn belongings,” as well as a sex toy that had been severely damaged by bite marks.

“The damage to the toy indicates a desire to cause severe damage,” the report says, adding it appeared the damage to the toy was done prior to the attack.

In addition to a second-degree temporary murder charge, 29-year-old Priscilla Vaughn also reportedly faces charges of false imprisonment and tampering with the victim’s ability to contact law enforcement. She was jailed without bail.

[Orlando Sentinel]

Tyler Perry and Oprah Winfrey go way back like Sade’s hairline. They’ve been involved in each other’s projects and teamed up to produce and finance other people’s projects too. But now, in a move that is sure to make the black Internet fall out, they’ve teamed up to record a special segment as their iconic characters Miss Sophia and Madea.

Oprah played Sophia in Steven Spielberg’s Academy Award-winning film “The Color Purple.” The role was a breakout moment for the journalist-turned-actress and she played the feisty, no-nonsense Sophia flawlessly. To this day, if you throw out the phrase, “Harpo, who dis woman?” you’re bound to get a few warm chuckles out of people.

Tyler Perry’s Madea character needs no introduction. She’s been the engine behind his success as a filmmaker as black audiences have proven to never tire of the shenanigans of the wild and crazy grandma who wreaks havoc on everyone but still manages to be lovable. Heller!

But back to Tyler and Oprah. Tyler recently announced that two shows of his, “Love Thy Neighbor” and “The Haves and Have Nots,” would be coming on board with Oprah’s once-flailing cable network OWN.

Oprah took to social media to post the above photo of her and Tyler dress as Madea and Sophia, telling viewers to tune in on Thursday as “Sophia meets Madea.”

So it’s not clear what exactly the two will be doing, but if I had to guess, I’d say it’s some sort of web-friendly skit that will air on OWN and spread across social media.

Oprah and Tyler would really be better off turning Sophia and Madea into a full-fledged show though. If Kevin Hart can spin his parody of “Real Housewives” into a series, so could they.

CHECK OUT ONE MORE SHOT OF MADEA AND MISS SOPHIA BELOW:

Beyonce is really taking over, as it has been announced that the R&B diva is the new face of H&M.

In the ad campaign, Beyonce is introduced as Mrs. Carter, playing off her world tour and rumored album name. The collection is called Beyonce as Mrs. Carter for H&M.

“H&M’s summer campaign starring Beyoncé is an epic fantasy, with glamour, drama and also a sense of paradise,” said Donald Schneider, Creative Director of H&M. ”It was amazing to watch her on the shoot make it all look effortless – a quality that makes her such an icon for women around the world. The campaign is the essence of Beyoncé, and also the essence of H&M this summer.”

Beyonce’s collection will feature items perfect for the summer time including dresses and bikinis. A portion of the profits from the H&M for Water collection will be donated to H&M for WaterAid charity.

“I’ve always liked H&M’s focus on fun and affordable fashion,” Beyonce said. “I really loved the concept we collaborated on to explore the different emotions of women represented by the four elements – fire, water, earth and wind.”

Beyonce’s ad campaign was shot in Nassau in the Bahamas and a commercial will air in May. The commercial will feature one of her new songs, “Standing on the Sun.”

“It was a beautiful shoot on a tropical island,” Mrs. Carter continued. ”It felt more like making a video than a commercial.”

Beyonce’s H&M collection will hit stores in May.

When Beyonce hooked up with Jay-Z, he considered it an upgrade. Walter Jackson used to call former Miss USA and “Real Housewives of Atlanta“ star Kenya Moore his one and only. But now, he’s swimming in the waters of Tamecia Pace.

In Episode 18, Walter Jackson strolled up to Kandi’s housewarming party with a scruffy, nasty looking scallywag of a woman named Tamecia.

Her attitude during the whole party was stank, like she ate a big ol’ bowl of corn flakes with sour milk. It probably didn’t help matters that Cynthia’s husband Peter couldn’t even be bothered to remember her name.

But now Straight from the A has pulled the files on Tamecia’s past and it’s about as busted her taste in hair systems.

The 29-year-old was apparently arrested last year in the summer for multiple traffic violations. SFTA got the prize-winning mugshot.

Doesn’t ol’ girl look like Tameka Foster’s slightly younger sister?

Kenya might be all kinds of crazy, but jumping from her to this hoodrat is like ditching a solid Benz for a Honda Civic.

Walter, do better, sir.

More pics of Walter Jackson’s new boo thang Tamecia Pace below:

T.J. Lane doesn’t seem to feel any sorrow or remorse for murdering three students and wounding three others in a school shooting last year.

Lane appeared in court Tuesday morning wearing a T-shirt with the word “KILLER” scribbled across the front of it in black marker, and he had a visible smirk on his face as an Ohio judge told him that he would spend the rest of his life in prison for his crime.

Against the recommendation of his counsel, the 18-year-old addressed the courtroom before learning of his fate, telling his victims’ families directly: “This hand that pulled the trigger that killed your sons now masturbates to the memory. Fuck all of you,” which was met with gasps and cries, according to the Cleveland Plain Dealer.

WATCH THE DISTURBING CLIP HERE:

On February 27th 2012, Lane, who was 17 years old at the time, entered Chardon High School, located about 30 miles east of Cleveland, Ohio, and opened fire, killing Daniel Parmertor and Demetrius Hewlin, both 16, and 17-year-old Russell King Jr, and wounding three others, including one student — Nick Walczak — who remains paralyzed in a wheelchair.

Chardon High School Shooting: Several Students Shot, 3 Dead Following Violent Shooting Rampage

Nearly one year later, Lane, now 18, plead guilty to three counts of aggravated murder, two counts of attempted aggravated murder and one count of felonious assault. Because he was a juvenile at the time of the shooting, Lane was ineligible for the death penalty, but Geauga County Common Pleas Judge David Fuhry did give Lane three life sentences without the possibility of parole.

In court, Dina Parmertor, mother of victim Daniel, told Lane:

“You murdered my son Danny. You are a killer! You are a pathetic excuse for a human being. In fact you’re not a even human being. You don’t deserve to be called human. You’re a monster, and will forever to be titled a triple murderer.

“I have many more words that I wish I could say that would express my pure disgust and hatred for you, but unlike you, as we’ve seen today, I obey the law, and that’s why I am standing here a free person — something you will NEVER be.

“I hope you have a cold, rough, unkind, harsh prison life with monsters like yourself. I want you to be ensured years and years of pain, and abuse, which is, in my opinion, not harsh enough.

“If I had my choice, you would die an extremely slow and torturous death. You don’t deserve to take another breath while my 16-year-old son Danny lies in the ground because of your disgusting, selfish and cowardly actions. You are a weak, pathetic, vile coward.”

When you watch porn, we’re sure the first thing that comes to your mind is: “Gee, I wonder what that girl looks like without make-up?”

Well, wonder no more … because a woman named Melissa Murphy — makeup artist to the porn stars — has released a ton of before and after shots of female adult entertainers showing how her skills transform these women from regular ol’ Plain Janes into camera-ready sex kittens.

The photos Murphy posted to her Instagram over the weekend show nearly 100 different porn stars in their various stages of beauty — depending on what you perceive as “beautiful” of course.

In an interview with the Huffington Post earlier today, Murphy — who has been a makeup artist for eight years — says that she never expected her pictures would become a viral sensation. A post showing them on the photo sharing site imgur has been seen by nearly 1 million people in just 3 days!

“I am grateful to all the models who have allowed me [to use their photos],” she told HuffPost.

CHECK OUT SOME OF THE PHOTOS HERE:

AND EVEN MORE HERE:

So what does former president George W. Bush like to do in his spare time? Well he’s taken up a new hobby — painting. And apparently, he likes to paint himself nude (in the bath, and in the shower) … but he also enjoys painting dogs!

Bonnie Flood, an art instructor from Georgia, says that she she worked with Bush privately at least six hours a day for about a month teaching him how to paint. “He started off painting dogs,” she told My Fox Atlanta. “I think he painted 50 dogs. He pulled out this canvas and started painting dogs, and I thought, ‘Oh my God, I don’t paint dogs!’”

The controversial former president first started gaining media attention for his new hobby last month after the death of his longtime family dog Barney, when the Bush family released a painting he made of the terrier.

And thanks to a hacker, more of his work was leaked to the Internet when they were found in Bush family e-mails.

One image was a painting of a naked Bush in the shower looking at himself in the mirror, and the other painting was a perspective view of Bush looking at himself, once again naked, in the bathtub.

But it was the memorial portrait he painted of his dog that has received the most attention.

But Bonnie Flood said that Bush — who signs his paintings “43″ — has now moved on from dogs, and now paints landscapes. “He picked it up so quick. It just was amazing, really. His whole heart is in it.”

She added, “He has such a passion for painting. It’s amazing. He’s going to go down in the history books as a great artist.”

Is it just us, or is George W. Bush a better person overall when he’s not the President?

Back in December, Coco pissed her husband Ice-T off when some questionable pictures popped up of her posing “suggestively” with a self-proclaimed rapper from Oakland, California napped AP.9.

In a Twitter rant, Ice expressed his outrage over the “bad taste” of the photos and said that he felt “disrespected” by his wife, who apologized and insisted that it wasn’t what it looked like, and the pictures, though in poor taste, were sincerely innocent.

But AP.9 insists that the photos were far from innocent. In fact, according to his side of the story, he and Coco had a prolonged sexual affair in Las Vegas, where Austin was starring in a burlesque show, and to further bolster his claims, AP.9 has released text messages and pictures from his phone.

In a recent interview with San Francisco radio station KMEL, AP.9 said that Coco had already confessed to Ice T, and that he and Ice had spoken about the situation at length, according to our friends over at Rhymes with Snitch.

AP also gave the station access to a number of never-before-seen cell phone images of him and Coco, as well as a screenshot of a screenshot of a supposed conversation AP.9 had with Ice T about the matter. In the message to Ice, AP writes, “Respect bro! I’m not trying to f*ck up your relationship bro.”

Uhh … too late.

AP went on, “but I am gonna clear my name from lookin like a stalker and some male groupie cause that’s what I look like right now!!”

Asked why he’s putting his affair with Coco on blast like that, AP said because Coco tried to humiliate him by trying to make it seem like he was a fan or “groupie” that followed her around Vegas, where she was performing burlesque shows.

The radio hosts also asked AP.9 to rate Coco’s sex game, and he said that “It was just aight” before he passed around his cell phone to prove to everyone that he definitely hit that.

CHECK OUT THE PICS BELOW:

As you’ll recall, earlier this week, we reported that reps for Ice-T and Coco said that the couple were doing “totally fine” and weren’t filing for divorce, contrary to recent rumors that suggested otherwise.

The rep specifically said, “Ice and Coco are doing totally fine. Those [divorce] papers are fake. They are not addressing rumors or the photos (her posing with that rapper) and are moving forward happily.”

Sure. We’ll see about that.

According to Arkansas police, a drunk, half-naked woman with no pants on tried to flee the scene of a DUI accident on a battery-operated Power Wheels truck after the woman crashed into a mobile home.

28-year-old Jamie Craft was drunk as a skunk when she crashed her Pontiac Grand Am into the side of a mobile home, KTLA reported.

Whose trailer was it? Was it hers? Was it a friend’s? Was it a neighbor’s or some random stranger’s? Police didn’t say, and overall, details are pretty sketchy, but at some point between the crash and the time the cops, witnesses say Craft got out of the car and tried to make her getaway using her son’s battery-powered Power Wheels truck, which reaches a maximum speed of 5 miles per hour.

To make a short story even shorter, she failed … as she was not able to successfully elude the police, and they caught up to her and arrested her on the spot.

Police say Craft was pretty irate when they caught up to her, and she didn’t have any pants on. They say she was also very drunk, and had a blood alcohol level of .217 — at least three times the legal limit.

Craft faces a variety of charges, including driving with a suspended license and disorderly conduct. And then there’s that whole DUI thing.

WATCH THE VIDEO REPORT FROM KTLA BELOW:

Apparently, selling VHS porn tapes door-to-door is not only a dumb idea, but it is also illegal, and one South Carolina woman found that out the hard way when she was arrested for it earlier this week.

52-year-old Jeanette Ellis from Gaffney, SC told a local FOX reporter that she had found over a dozen discarded porn tapes in a box down the street from her house, and she came up with the idea to sell them to her neighbors because, why not?

“I said, ‘I’ll sell them to somebody who might want them,’” Ellis told FOX Carolina. “I was going to get like $5 for them. There [were] like 15 tapes.”

After reviewing her product — “I watched some of them,” she told the station — Ms. Ellis hit the block and started knocking on doors and sold about three of those VHS porn tapes before one neighbor, who didn’t want any of the woman’s discount porn tapes (get their porn online for free like everybody else in the year 2013, and what the hell is a ‘VHS’ tape?), called the police.

Jeanette’s hustle was officially knocked at that point. “I waited outside, and the police showed up,” Ellis said. Once police arrived and Ellis explained her revenue-generating business model to them, she was arrested for soliciting pornography sales without a permit, and the rest of her VHS porn collection was seized for evidence.

Someone should introduce this lady to the Internet … and PornHub.

[TSG, FOX Carolina, WYFF]

Remember Topanga from “Boy Meets World?” Well, she’s not a little girl anymore. Topanga (aka Danielle Fishel) dun’ growed up! And she’s featured on the cover of the new issue of Maxim Magazine, where she talks about everything from the origins of her weird TV name, whether or not she really dated actor Ben Savage (who played Corey), what it was like being a part of the iconic TGIF era and more.

Ben Savage & Danielle Fishel (aka Cory & Topanga) Sign On For “Girl Meets World” Sequel to “Boy Meets World”

Check out some excerpts from Danielle Fishel’s Maxim interview below:

Where the heck did the name Topanga come from?
Michael Jacobs, who created Boy Meets World, says he was driving down the highway when production called and said, “We need a name for this character!” He happened to be driving past Topanga Canyon, so he said, “Topanga.” He says that if they had called him two miles later, I would’ve been named Canoga, which is the next exit.

Have you ever met anyone named Topanga?
I’ve met five little girls named Topanga, all after me, and I’ve heard about many more. People will tweet me, and I’ve had family members who have met other Topangas. It’s crazy and it’s flattering, but I never know what to say when they’re showing me their beautiful little girls. I’m like, “Really? Topanga!?”

Why do you think so many people feel an attachment to Boy Meets World?
We were in people’s family rooms every Friday for seven years. When I watch old episodes, it’s like watching home movies, so I imagine that other people feel the same way. ABC’s TGIF lineup was probably the one time a week when parents and kids all watched TV together.

Did you party with the rest of the TGIF crew, like Urkel or the Olsen twins?
One time we were all on a private jet going to Disney World, and my mom, dad, and brother were also with me. We had these four seats facing each other with curtains, so we had our own little private family area. Anyway, we were trying to take a nap, and all of a sudden Bob Saget walks down the aisle, rips open our curtain, and shouts, “Do you guys have any coke?!” Then he looks my dad in the eye, laughs, and closes the curtain. My mom was like, “What was that all about?”

Did you ever meet the kids from Saved By the Bell and throw down with Kelly Kapowski for the title of “Hottest ’90s Girl”?
No, I don’t think I ever met Tiffani Thiessen! But I can tell you Kelly Kapowski was my first-ever girl crush. I re­member watching her and thinking, Nobody in the world could possibly be as beautiful as she is. She’s still stunning.

We hear you recently had dinner with your former costars Ben Savage and Rider Strong.
And Will Friedle, who played Cory’s brother, Eric! We went to Rider’s house for dinner, and it was one of the more fun evenings I’ve had in my whole life. With the news of Girl Meets World coming out, we were kind of like, well, let’s actually have a reunion.

Did you do it at a house because the four of you didn’t want to appear together in public?
Yeah, we figured that would probably stop the world.

You and Ben used to date, right?
No! That rumor was entirely my fault because I once said, on The Tyra Banks Show, that Ben and I went on a date, and that turned into “Danielle and Ben dated.” We went on one date, when I was about 15, and by the time the dinner was over we realized mutually that we were more like family than lovers.

So is there any BMW gossip you can spill?
I wish we had some really good, juicy stories! Maybe some of the guys do, but being the only girl, I think I was a little protected.

Is it true you’re engaged?
Yes, we met four years ago and got engaged last May. When he did it I dropped down to my knees and cried.

Congrats! What’s the first thing you notice in a guy?
What I noticed first about my fiancé was a Mortal Kombat tattoo on his calf. I’m not a huge tattoo person, but I loved it. I actually have two of my own, which I would get laser-removed but I’m afraid that they’ll look weird.

Where are they?
I have one on the back of my neck, and I have a tramp stamp.

You also just graduated from college. Did people recognize you on campus?
Yeah, there was staring and whispering. I even had teachers who called me Topanga in class by mistake! But toward the end of my time there, people got up the nerve to ask for a picture with me.

Did you hang out at any frat parties?
I didn’t. You know, being 31, that’s just something in my life that is totally done. I went to college parties when I was at an appropriate age to go to college parties.

Finally, what would people be shocked to know about Topanga?
I’m huge into ’90s rap. It’s my jam. My all-time favorite album is Snoop Dogg’s Doggy­style. And if you ever really want to see me embarrass my­self, put on some Notorious B.I.G. and watch me grab my crotch and mouth all the words. It’s really embarrassing, but I can’t help myself.

And now for more sexy photos from the shoot!

VA

VA

VOOOOOOM!

[Maxim]

Robert Swift was the man years ago when he was acquired by the Seattle SuperSonics (now the Oklahoma City Thunder) straight out of high school … but now, it looks like things aren’t going so well for Swift, who was found last month squatting in his former home in Sammamish, Washington — outside Seattle.

Apparently, the home had been foreclosed on as of last summer, and Swift refused to vacate the premises until last weekend.

Eric Dalzell and his wife Jessica Ko bought Swift’s home a few months ago, and couldn’t move in until he moved out, but when he finally did … they were shocked when they recently entered the home and saw just how disgusting the house was.

The entire deck behind the property was covered in dog feces, the kitchen was littered with empty takeout boxes and bottles of liquor, and the basement had been turned into a makeshift shooting range, and was riddled with bullet holes.

The walls in the home had huge gaping holes — most likely from someone punching them or hitting them with heavy objects — and an unpleasant odor reeked throughout the 6,240 square foot house. The bathrooms looked like they hadn’t been touched in months.

“The first thing you get when you walk in the door is the kind of whiff of whatever is festering in here,” Jessica Ko told KOMO.

The outside wasn’t any better either. There, empty Budweiser, Four Loko and Coors cans were strewn about, and several cars parked in the yard looked like they hadn’t been moved in some time.

A sad story overall, and believe it or not, it gets even sadder from there. Swift apparently left all of his personal possessions behind, even the things that must have been important to him at some point.

The home’s new owners found signed memorabilia, framed pictures, and a box of old letters and scholarship offers that were addressed to Swift from big universities like UCLA, Kentucky and Kansas from when he was in high school and being scouted by colleges.

Swift purchased the large four bedroom, four and a half bathroom house for $1.35 million in 2006, but the new owners purchased it earlier this year for just half that amount. It will take a few months before the home is move-in ready.

Before he fell on hard times, Swift played basketball in Seattle with the Super Sonics when he was drafted in 2004 before the team moved to Oklahoma as the Thunder, where he played until 2009.

After Swift was dropped from the Thunder, he was offered a D-League assignment, which he refused, then he played in Japan for a little while. The 27-year-old made over $10 million during his basketball career.

Since he left the home, Swift’s whereabouts are currently unknown, but those who are close to him are worried for his mental well-being after months of living in squalid conditions.

LOOK BELOW FOR MORE PHOTOS OF ROBERTS SWIFT’S FORMER HOME AT ITS WORST:

Photos: Daily Mail

The new poster for the highly anticipated “Hangover Part 3″ is here and it’s pretty epic! It features the film’s stars Zach Galafianakis and Ken Jeong as characters from the final “Harry Potter” film “The Deadly Hallow: Part 2.”

Galifianakis is clearly representing Potter (Daniel Radcliffe) while Jeong represents Lord Voldemort (Ralph Fienes).

Of course, that’s where the comparisons between the young adult franchise and the politically incorrect comedy end.

The comedy, which follows our beloved Wolf Pack, is set to hit theaters on Memorial Day.

Most of the stars from the first two installments, like Galifianakis & Jeong, Bradley Cooper, Ed Helms, and Justin Bartha are all set to return, and a few welcomed additions have joined the cast for this one, including Melissa McCarthy and John Goodman. Heather Graham, who was in the first film but absent from the second, will also make an appearance.

The highly original “Hangover” was boats loads of run while the sequel was pretty much a watered down repeat of all of the jokes in the first one.

Let’s hope that the third one aims higher.

The official track listing for Weezy’s 10th studio album ‘I Am Not A Human Being II’ has been revealed.

The album will feature 11 artists with a total of 15 songs on the album. Some of those features include Nicki Minaj, Gunplay, Big Sean, 2 Chainz, and Juicy J. The album’s hit single “Love Me,” featuring Drake and Future is currently sitting at number 10 on the Hot 100 chart.

Now, Weezy is usually a two or three feature type of guy … but since he has a lot of friends in the industry, and people he wanted to help out, he decided to let them take part in his 10^th masterpiece.

Say what you want about Weezy but one thing you can’t deny is his longevity in the game. To have accomplished 10 studio albums is a big deal. Some artists don’t even make it past their sophomore album.

Aside from all the scrutiny the YMCMB rapper has been facing due to his onstage outburst against the city of Miami and the Miami Heat, we’re sure this album will still do just fine, even though Weezy probably lost a decent number of fans in Miami.

Besides working on the album Weezy recently signed his daughter Reginae Carter and her friend LoLo, who are officially music artists under the YMCMB umbrella. Don’t think they made the cut for Weezy’s album just yet, but it will be interesting to see what musical talents they will bring to the game.

Take a look at the track list for Weezy’s new album below:

1.”IANAHB”
2. “Curtains” feat. Boo
3. “Days and Days” feat. 2 Chainz
4. “Gunwalk” feat. Gudda Gudda
5. “No Worries” feat. Detail
6. “Back to You”
7. “Trigger Finger” feat. Soulja Boy
8. “Beat the Shit” feat. Gunplay
9. “Rich as Fuck” feat. 2 Chainz
10. “Trippy” feat. Juicy J
11. “Bitches Love Me” feat. Drake and Future
12. “Romance”
13. “God Bless America”
14. “My Homies Still” feat. Big Sean
15. “Lay It Down” feat. Nicki Minaj

‘I Am Not A Human Being II’ is set to be released on March 26^th!

A 23-year-old man from New York City who stabbed his mother to death, cut her body into pieces and then stuffed them in a series of trash bags that were scattered along several blocks was arrested and charged with murder last week. And apparently, before he discarded of his mother’s remains, he posed in a VERY disturbing photo with her severed head.

The unsettling image, snapped with his cellphone purportedly as a keepsake, was leaked to the New York Post, and it shows Bahsid McLean posing in front of the bathroom mirror, holding the bloody head of his slain mother as if it were a trophy.

Police say that the shocking photo is just one of several images they found on McLean’s cell phone. “I lost sleep over it. Just sheer inhumanity. It’s horrible what he did to her,” one law enforcement official told the Post.

Last Tuesday (Feb 26) morning, a man was out walking his dog when he made a gruesome discovery: the dismembered remains of a woman in a heavy duty plastic garbage bag that investigators later identified as 45-year-old Tanya Byrd, who was last seen alive the Monday before.

Police later found several other bags with the rest of her remains scattered along several blocks. After medical examiners completed an autopsy, they determined the following Wednesday that Byrd was stabbed in the neck before she died, and her death was officially ruled a homicide.

It was later discovered that her son Bahsid McLean was behind the gruesome murder after he confessed to the crime. He has since been placed on suicide watch.

According to police, after getting into an argument with his mother because she told him to grow up and move out, McLean fatally struck the woman while she was sleeping. He then stole money from her to purchase an electric chainsaw to cut up her body.

With the help of a friend (later identified as 26-year-old William Harris), McLean stuffed his mother’s body parts in three heavy-duty trash bags and dumped them in several different locations within blocks of each other.

At his arraignment, McLean — who wore a plastic bag because he kept urinating on himself — reportedly told the judge, “I didn’t do anything wrong.” He also made several other outbursts and was ultimately ordered to be held without bail.

Sources close to the family say McLean is troubled and he resented his mother, who worked as a home health aide and was described as a “beautiful” person and a “hard worker” by her sister.

McLean is said to be schizophrenic and his lawyer said he had been off his medication for days, the New York Daily News reported. His father discussed his history of violent tendencies, saying, “He did destructive things. He set fires. Nobody could control him.”

“He’s acted out in violent ways before, but I never thought he could do something like this. Not in a million years,” one family member, who wished to remain anonymous said.

We are used to seeing Beyonce‘s honey colored tresses, but in her newest promo shots for Pepsi she is rocking platinum blonde hair.

Beyonce’s newest photos for Pepsi show the R&B singer rocking some short blue shorts, a tight white shirt and some leach blonde tresses with a little bit of root poking out. This is certainly a new look for Queen B, but she is totally embracing it in the pictures and the platinum look compliments her well.

In the photos, apparently to promote her “Mrs. Carter Show” World Tour — which sold out in minutes, worldwide — Beyonce is also rocking a dramatic makeup look that goes right along with the platinum hair.

Last year, Beyonce signed a $50 million deal with Pepsi, and this is — along with the recently released Pop Art images — is just the beginning. In addition to sponsoring her upcoming tour, Pepsi will also produce a commercial for the singer, and will also release a limited edition set of Pepsi cans with her face on them.

CHECK OUT A LARGER VIEW OF HER NEW PEPSI AD BELOW:

Kate Middleton is showing off her baby bump!

Yesterday the Dutchess of Cambridge took a stroll along the Arosa ski resort with her husband Prince William and brother-in-law Prince Harry for another family getaway. While Harry and William skied, Middleton, who is five months pregnant, walked with bodyguards in a shirt that showed off her baby bump.

“She was walking down the hill with three men. She was very sweet and smiled at people who looked at her,” a tourist told the Daily Mail. “She seemed to be taking in the scenery.”

Over the weekend Middleton and Prince William attended a wedding for their friends, polo player Mark Tomlinson and Olympic gold medalist Laura Bechtolsheimer, in the Swiss Alps. Middleton wore  a printed MaxMara Studio dress, Lock & Company pillbox hat, Emmy shoes, Kiki McDonough hoop earrings with Annoushka pearls and an Emmy clutch that also showed off her baby bump.

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Last week Kim Kardashian and Kanye West revealed their quite racy magazine cover for L ‘Officiel Hommes and it was pretty hot and heavy to say the least. Now, the full spread has been released and the pictures are pretty sexy.

In the black and white spread, West and Kardashian are seen embracing each other in several provocative poses. In one picture, Kardashian gazes into West’s eyes and in another she is gently embracing his face. In perhaps the most provocative picture besides the cover, West poses while clutching Kardashian’s breast.

The parents to be seem to be infatuated with each other judging from the shoot, but we still aren’t buying their new appreciation for “privacy.” These photos seem to be pretty in your face!

In an odd, but not totally surprising, twist to those stories where teachers are caught having inappropriate relationships with students … a female gym teacher from Arizona has been arrested and charged with three counts of criminal sexual conduct with a minor after she was accused of sexually abusing a 12-year-old female student.

According to court documents, 36-year-old Nicole Renee Wooten admitted to police that she committed sexual acts — including “inappropriate touching” — with the girl at her apartment between 2005 and 2006 when the girl was in the eighth grade.

A school spokesman made it clear that no incidents happened at the school where Wooten taught physical edition, and the victim was a student. Wooten had been placed on unpaid leave as of Thursday (Feb 28).

Now, not to make any light of this situation, or anything like that. But is it just us, or does “Nicole” look like she really goes by “Nick?”

You know how they say dude looks like a lady? Well, lady looks like a dude. And he should be ashamed of himself.

The man being sought in the shooting and fiery crash that killed three people on the world-famous Las Vegas strip last week has been arrested and is in custody in the Los Angeles area.

According to Las Vegas police, Ammar Harris, 26, was arrested Thursday (Feb 28) by police and federal agents in North Hollywood. Harris — who is a “self-described pimp,” the Associated Press noted — was the subject of a multi-state manhunt following the February 21st incident in which three people were killed and five were injured.

Ammar Harris was behind the wheel of a black Range Rover SUV when he opened fire on a Maserati being driven by 27-year-old Kenneth Wayne Cherry Jr., described by police as an alleged pimp and aspiring rapper who went by the alias “Kenny Clutch.”

Police say Harris fired at least five shots into the Maserati, which caused Cherry to lose and control and crash into a taxi cub that subsequently exploded, instantly killing the driver and passenger inside. Cherry was pronounced dead at a nearby hospital. Harris and Cherry had apparently been arguing in the valet parking lot of the nearby Aria Hotel prior to the shooting.

Police say they have also located the woman who was riding in Harris’ SUV, Tineesha Howard, in another state and interviewed her, and revealed that they had also interviewed two other women who were in the SUV as well. They are making it very clear that Harris is the only person facing charges.

“There is no other person wanted in this case other than Harris,” Jones said. “No one else faces charges,” Vegas police Capt. Chris Jones said.

Tineesha Howard, who also uses the names “Yenesis Alfonzo” or “Yani” is reportedly a 22-year-old from Miami with a history of prostitution arrests. She was identified by police earlier this week as a person of interest in the case who may have been in danger.

Harris also has his own history of arrests. He was arrested last year in Vegas on charges stemming from a 2010 prostitution case under the name “Ammar Asim Faruq Harris,” and was charged with robbery, sexual assault, kidnapping and coercion with a weapon. Police also sought charges of pandering by force and felon in possession of concealed weapon, however court records show that case was dismissed last June.

Harris was also reportedly convicted in South Carolina in 2004 of felony possession with intent to sell a stolen pistol, and was convicted that very same year in Georgia of a misdemeanor marijuana possession charge.

Remember that top WNBA star Chamique Holdsclaw who was arrested in Atlanta last year for her violent encounter with ex-girlfriend Jennifer Lacy? Well, it looks like Holdsclaw has officially been hit with criminal charges, and she could be facing up to 65 years in prison if she’s convicted.

To refresh your memory of that violent encounter, Chamique allegedly attacked Lacy’s car with a baseball bat, then fired a gun — yes, she fired a GUN — into the car while Lacy sat in the driver’s seat, according to the police report.

Chamique Holdsclaw has now been charged with 6 crimes in total. Those counts include aggravated assault, 1 count of criminal damage in the first degree, 2 counts of criminal damage in the second degree, and last but most certainly not least, possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony.

So what exactly sent Chamique over the edge on that fateful night? Well, to put it simply … the two had broken up, and Jennifer decided to move on with her life.

Talk about a thin line between love and violence!! Well, some like to combine the two and call it love, but you get where I’m going. The combination can be pretty bad.

Up to 65 years behind bars over a person who has moved on, and is still going to move on definitely, is not worth it. I’m sure Chamique understands that now.

She better say a prayer or two … or maybe three.

After identifying the gunman behind the shoot-out on the Las Vegas strip that killed three people, police have now identified another person of interest in the case: a 22-year-old woman named Tineesha Lashun Howard.

Las Vegas police said Howard was riding with shooter Ammar Harris in his SUV when he opened fire on the Maserati being driven by 27-year-old Kenneth Wayne Cherry. Jr, an alleged pimp and aspiring rapper who went by the alias “Kenny Clutch.”

Clutch was fatally wounded and he lost control of his silver sports car, which crashed into a taxicab at an intersection at the heart of the Las Vegas strip near several popular casino resort hotels, like Bally’s, Caesar’s Palace and the Bellagio. The two people inside the cab were killed instantly after it exploded upon impact.

Since the incident, 26-year-old Ammar Harris, a native of Miami, Florida, has been the subject of a multi-state manhunt, and police say that he has a long criminal history that includes arrests for robbery, sexual assault, kidnapping and soliciting prostitution, Yahoo! News reported.

According to Las Vegas Metropolitan Police spokesman Officer Bill Cassell, police believe that Harris is a pimp, and is “involved in the sex trade.”

Police are calling him a “missing and possibly endangered individual,” and describe him as African American male who is 5-foot-11 and 180 pounds, and has several tattoos, including a large black-eyed owl on his neck, and a small heart on his upper right cheek. As we reported this week, Harris also has tattoos on his shoulders that read “Live Fast, Die Young.”

Police officials say Howard is a “missing and possibly endangered individual” from the Miami area. “She’s listed as a missing person,” Officer Bill Cassell said. “How she went missing is part of the Miami Police Department’s investigation.”

Yahoo! News reported:

Several photos released by the Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department showed Howard and Harris together in each others’ arms. In one of them they are seen riding in a sport utility vehicle, possibly the Range Rover.

The Range Rover used in the shooting, which bore paper dealer plates, has been impounded by police, but officials have not said where they found the luxury sport utility vehicle. No weapons were recovered from inside.

Earlier on Tuesday, Las Vegas taxicab companies pledged $35,000 toward a reward fund for information leading to the arrest and conviction of Harris.

Authorities say the dramatic shooting in a busy intersection of the desert resort city may have stemmed from a verbal altercation in the valet area of the Aria Resort and Casino a few blocks away on the Strip.

The person police believe to be behind the the Las Vegas shooting and car crash last week that killed rapper and alleged pimp “Kenny Clutch” in his Maserati, along with two other people in a taxi cab that exploded, was identified Saturday as 26-year-old Ammar Harris, who is also an alleged pimp and is still on the run, officials say.

Police have released two photos of Harris. One is a mugshot stemming from previous arrests including kidnapping, sexual assault and soliciting clients for a prostitute (hence the “alleged pimp” title), and the other appears to be a personal image, showing tattoos on his shoulders that read “Live Fast, Die Young,” a message he seems to truly aim to live by.

Harris has been named the primary suspect in the February 21st incident that killed three, and a warrant for his arrest has been issued, according to police, who say that Harris is “absolutely armed and dangerous.”

Investigators believe a heated verbal altercation between Ammar Harris and Kenny Clutch, whose real name was Kenneth Cherry Jr. that originated in the valet area of a Las Vegas hotel sparked the shootout.

Police said Harris, driving a black Range Rover SUV, fired off several rounds into a Maserati sports car that was being driven by Cherry as the two vehicles sped through the world famous Las Vegas Boulevard.

After being shot, Cherry lost control of his Maserati and slammed into several cars, including a taxi that burst into flames, instantly killing everyone inside — the driver, Michael Boldon, and a female passenger identified as Sandra Sutton-Wasmund of Maple Valley, Washington.

According to witnesses, it looked like the cab had exploded when it was struck by the Maserati. Cherry was transported to a nearby hospital, where he was pronounced dead. A passenger riding in Cherry’s Maserati was hit and sustained only a minor injury to his arm.

The Range Rover with blackout windows and distinctive black rims that Harris was driving was located Saturday at an apartment complex just a few blocks down from the Strip. It was impounded as evidence and towed away.

A nationwide search for Harris is currently underway, and police have reportedly reached out to law enforcement agencies all over the country, in case he’s left the state.

“The focus is to find him and we will find him,” Las Vegas Metropolitan Officer Jose Hernandez told ABC News. “We’re leaving nothing unturned.”

Police describe Harris as a heavily-tattooed African American male who is 5-foot-11 and 180 pounds, and anyone with any information has been asked to reach out to the Las Vegas Metro Police Department’s homicide division using the following number: (702) 828-3321.

She was just trying to be a cool mom, and now Judy Viger is facing five counts of endangering the welfare of a child after she hired strippers for her son’s 16th birthday party last year.

According to a report from the New York Daily News, the 33-year-old New York mother really wanted to give her son the perfect 16th birthday party; something he would never forget. So she called up a company called Tops in Bottoms, who promises to “make your next event unforgettable!!” on their website, and arranged for them to send out two strippers to perform lap dances in a private room at a bowling alley for the party on November 3rd.

Police said at least 80 people attended the party, where the women performed what police described as “personal and intimate dances” with the party guests, some of whom were as young as 13 years old.

Photos from the party were posted on Facebook, and the mother of a 15-year-old boy who attended saw them and called the police. One of the photos shows Viger receiving a lap dance from one of the strippers, while another shows a young man with a stripper on top of him, face down with her head in his lap, and her legs resting on his shoulders.

“As difficult as it may be for us to have to weigh in on these kinds of cases, certainly exposing the unsuspecting children to this sort of ‘entertainment’ goes beyond the pale when it comes to what is appropriate for 14, 15 and 16 year old child,” District Attorney James Murphy said in a statement, according to CNN.

Tops in Bottoms said they had no idea they were sending their dancers to a child’s party, and told local CBS affiliate WRGB that the incident was being “blown out of proportion.” Police said the company fully cooperated with the investigation and won’t face any charges.

Judy Viger is due in court on March 7th, and faces up to a year in prison if she’s convicted.

Las Vegas police say they arrested a woman Tuesday (Feb 19) and charged her with open and gross lewdness after they witnessed her having sex with a pit bull in her back yard in broad daylight.

In an arrest report released Wednesday, police said they were called to a home in the 300 block of N. 16th Street, where 23-year-old Kara Vandereyk was engaging in sexual acts with the animal in full view of neighbors. Police said the woman stood-up and greeted officers with a “Hi.”

Police also said Vandereyk appeared to be under the influence of drugs or was mentally ill, or both, which is pretty obvious, considering she couldn’t identify herself and wasn’t even able to answer simple questions about the current date or the name of the President of the United States.

Vandereyk reportedly told officers she was “bipolar” and she also admitted to taking prescription medication, but wasn’t able to tell them if she was on them at the time.

Pretty interesting week for Las Vegas.

[KPTV]

Beyoncé is channeling the late, world-famous Pop Art artist Andy Warhol in this image released by Pepsi Co. to promote Pepsi‘s “Live for NOW” global initiative.

According to a press release from the company, the campaign poster — shot by renowned French fashion photographer Patrick Demarchelier, whose clients also include the luxury brands Louis Vuitton, Chanel and Harry Winston — was inspired by 20th Century Pop Art, and was a collaboration between Demarchelier and Beyoncé.

The colorful image, with a design similar to Andy Warhol’s famous paintings of pop culture icons, will be used in various stores across the U.S. starting this month at Point of Sale (POS) to support Pepsi trademark products.

“Beyoncé and Pepsi truly achieved the ‘Pepsi Effect’ with this collaboration,” said Mauro Procini, Chief Design Officer of PepsiCo. “Beyoncé was heavily involved in the creative process from start to finish and we couldn’t have asked for a better partner. We can’t wait to share more of our collaborations with our fans in the future.

In an effort to reclaim their role as a supporter of music, Pepsi has agreed to fund Beyonce’s future musical endeavors and creative projects as part of a multi-year deal worth $50 million announced last December.

As part of their “Live for NOW” campaign, Pepsi wants to inspire everyone to live their lives to the fullest, and plan on pushing their initiative through various platforms including social media, music, partnerships and other branding opportunities.

And this newly released promotional image is only the beginning for Beyonce’s upcoming promotional blitz for her next album, which has no title or set release date so far, but is expected to release sometime this year. Pepsi says Beyonce will appear in a new TV ad and her face will be featured on a number of limited edition soda cans.

If you had a problem with First Lady Michelle Obama‘s new bangs, too bad. Now they’re etched in official White House history since Mrs. Obama is rocking them in her official portrait as First Lady for her husband President Barack Obama‘s second term.

The new picture is fresh and Michelle looks elegant and classic, but we would’ve loved it if she threw on a blonde, Beyonce-inspired lace front wig and cranked up the fan. Let that inner Sasha Fierce out, ya dig?

Ok, we’re kidding. Sort of. But at least she put away those sexy, sculpted arms that caused so much controversy in the last portrait.

The South Florida teenager who was sentenced to 30 days in prison after reportedly flipping off a judge and saying “f*ck you” has apologized for her ratchet behavior, and as a result, was released from prison.

Earlier this week, a viral video showing 18-year-old Penelope Soto flipping the bird at Miami-Dade Circuit Judge Jorge Rodriguez-Chomat during a court hearing last Monday (Feb 4).

WATCH: Teen Flips Off Judge, Says “F*ck You” and Gets 30-Day Jail Sentence

Throughout the entire hearing, Soto — appearing on a Xanax possession charge — maintained a snarky attitude and was seen giggling and making jokes, and after having enough, the judge raised her $5,000 bond to $10,000. After verifying that he was serious, and he was most certainly serious, she flipped him off and said “fuck you.”

Not surprisingly, Judge Rodriguez-Chomat charged Soto with contempt of court and sentenced her to 30 days in jail. But on Friday (Feb 9), Soto appeared at a second hearing with a brand new attitude, and apologized to Rodriguez-Chomat for insulting him.

“I normally don’t act like that … My behavior was very irrational, and I apologize not only to the court and you, but to my family,” Penelope Soto told Rodriguez-Chomat, as her lawyer and relatives stood next to her.

In response to her “heartfelt” apology, which probably came at the advice of her family and/or lawyer, the judge decided to drop the 30-day contempt sentence. Judge Rodriguez-Chomat also did away with the $10,000 bond he had set, which allowed Soto to be released from jail straight from the courtroom.

Among the reasons he cited for dropping her contempt sentence and the $10K bond were her being a first-time offender, her admitting to abusing Xanax, and her willingness to overcome her addiction by going to rehab, as well as her apology.

Soto’s lawyer also publicly apologized on her client’s behalf, and offered the excuse that Soto had been “impaired” by drugs and alcohol before she acted out in court Monday. “That impairment, even though I don’t condone her actions, led her to the conduct that was contemptuous before you,” the attorney said.

The judge agreed that while the teen did make some terrible choices, she wasn’t entirely to blame for her behavior, though he does hope she has learned her lesson.

“I should not even call you as totally responsible. We live in a society where if you listen to music, every other word is a profanity,” Rodriguez-Chomat said. “We live in a society where young people like you feel like it’s perfectly OK to call all kinds of names to their teachers and their professors and their friends. And they think that’s OK.”

Rodriguez-Chomat continued, “We live in a society where police officers are abused on a daily basis, mostly by young people who believe it’s OK to call policemen all kinds of names. That’s totally unacceptable.”

He added, “Lesson No. 1 is that drugs can put you in a very difficult situation. It is because of your use of Xanax — which I understand is a party drug — can put you, convert you, make you a felon, a convicted felon. It can put you in a county jail like you have been.”

“Good luck to you, Miss Soto,” the judge concluded. “I really do hope that you learned your lesson.”

[NBC News / Mugshot: KSEE24]

Justin Timberlake made waves when he returned to music with “Suit and Tie” featuring Jay-Z. The gentleman’s anthem reminded everyone that the veterans of both the Pop and Hip Hop worlds still have something to offer listeners of today.

In the lead up to his Grammy performance this Sunday, JT’s camp has let unveiled the artwork and track listing for his Timbaland produced album ‘The 20/20 Experience.’

The cover itself is self explanatory, but the black and white portrait style achieves a vintage effect. Once again Justin appears in his suit and tie demonstrating a mature look. JT definitely has his eyes set on something, but listeners will have to wait until March 19 in order to find out.

The track list keeps up with the album’s simple aesthetics, appearing in black and white. There is still a hint of mystery as features are not revealed, just the titles of each song. Justin always has some good features up his sleeve so it’ll be interesting to see who he’s called in.

Whatever doubt remains will surely be cleared up in the coming weeks, and make sure to tune into the 55th Annual Grammy Awards this Sunday to see what Mr. Timberlake has in store for viewers.

He may not be as gracious as Beyonce and allow his old NSYNC buddies to share the stage, but it will surely be a treat.

The saga surrounding “Dazed & Confused” actor Jason London’s arrest earlier this week just keeps getting crazier and crazier. Yesterday, pictures were released by TMZ of London showing his badly beaten face that seem to back up the actor’s side of the story that he was brutally attacked by a group of burly bodyguards.

“Jason’s injuries are consistent with a brutal attack with deliberately and expertly aimed landed shots to the head which, according to eyewitnesses, continued even after he was unconscious,” a representative for the actor tells TMZ.

London claims that he got into an altercation with a bouncer at the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, AZ on Sunday after the man approached him for “looking at his friend’s girl.”

What happened next is pretty fuzzy according to London, but the actor claims he regained consciousness while being arrested for disorderly conduct, fighting and assault after suffering a royal beat down by the bar’s security.

Perhaps further backing up London’s claims are pictures released of his hands showing no marks, indicating he didn’t fight back.

However, the owner of the Martini Ranch bar said he is standing behind his security staff and is confident the true story surrounding the events will come out.

“We feel confident that when the time comes between witnesses, police reports and our surveillance footage, that the truth will come out and show that the comments by Mr. London and his people are clearly inaccurate.”

London will also have to deal with the embarrassing report put out by the arresting officers.

According to the police report, London became extremely belligerent while being arrested and even went so far as to TAKE A SHIT in the back seat of the police car!

London reportedly said to the officers:

“Guess what faggot, I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch. It smells like shitt in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.”

After declaring that the car already smelled like human excrement, London then reportedly took it upon himself to add to the pleasant smell by reportedly leaning to the left and taking a dump in his pants, saying to the officers, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”

But according to London, this is all a lie. But not just any lie. “A total fucking lie,” in his words.

“I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes. I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.”

“Do the crap?” Haha … we see what you did there!

So witty, that Jason London.

A 20-year-old man from Georgia was arrested last week after he allegedly shot an Atlanta police recruit in the face during a drug-related chase.

The officer who was shot is a 35-year-old graduate from the police academy, as of last November, and was reportedly dispatched Friday night (Jan. 11) to a southwest Atlanta neighborhood to investigate possible drug activity.

According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, Officer Reggie Robinson chased a suspect, Frank Nance, and was shot in the face by Nance moments later. He was taken to Grady Memorial Hospital where he is currently recovering and in stable condition, a police spokesman said.

Nance was booked into the Fulton County Jail and charged with nine criminal counts, including aggravated assault, being a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, having a gun while committing a crime and cocaine possession.

When cops brought him in to take his mugshot, his face was F*CKED UP! But police wouldn’t say exactly why Nance’s face looked like that.

Maybe he fell? Or got the crap beat out of him? Or both.

What do you think happened to Frank Nance’s face?

Georgia resident James Satterfield was arrested last month for making terroristic threats after he allegedly got all Russell Edgington on a judge by threatening to kill his children and eat them.

According to an arrest warrant obtained by the AJC, the 58-year-old mailed a threatening letter on Dec. 20th to the home of Cobb County Superior Court Judge Reuben Green directly addressed to the judge’s wife.

He wrote in the letter, with regard to the couple’s two young children, that he would “cook them first to make them more palatable.”

“Please give a copy of this letter to the police so that when you are slaughtered the public will know who were really responsible,” the letter from Satterfield allegedly stated.

Satterfield remains in custody at the Cobb County Jail without bond.

While the arrest warrant doesn’t indicate any relationship between Satterfield and Green’s family, Cobb Superior Court records state that Judge Green presided over Satterfield’s divorce case between April 2011 and July 2012.

Sheriff Neil Warren said in a statement: “I will not tolerate any threats or acts of violence toward any citizen, law enforcement officer or court official.”

[AJC, Marietta Daily Journal]

In a bit of interesting news from the state of Oregon, a 32-year-old Portland man was arrested on a number of charges, including domestic violence, after he allegedly choked his girlfriend using his own dreadlocks.

According to Portland police, officers responded to a report about domestic violence at a residence at around 2:30 a.m. Monday morning (Jan 7).

A woman told police that her boyfriend, Caleb Grotberg, had assaulted her and choked her with his dreadlocks. Grotberg had left the home by the time officers arrived, but he was eventually located in the neighborhood and taken into custody.

Grotberg was charged with several domestic violence felony crimes, including strangulation, fourth-degree assault and second-degree kidnapping, a police spokeswoman told the Associated Press.

He choked her with his dreadlocks though? Wow. That’s … different.

Police responding to a report of a disturbance at a home in Florida witnessed a woman beating the hell out of her boyfriend for allegedly being a selfish lover.

According to a sheriff’s report, obtained by The Smoking Gun, 50-year-old Jennie Scott assaulted her 32-year-old boyfriend Jilberto Deleon at his home Thursday (Dec 27) following a late-night “mutual oral sex session” that ended prematurely.

A witness reportedly overheard the couple arguing, and saw Scott jump on top of Deleon and proceed to punch and scratch him.

The witness says Scott also hit Deleon with a stick, and threatened to hit him with a wrench, which the witness had to wrestle out of her hands.

Scott explained to police that she and Deleon, her “on-and-off” boyfriend of the past 5 years, “were giving each other oral pleasure in the bedroom” when Deleon “finished first and stopped pleasuring her.” Scott said she “became upset and they began arguing.”

Scott also told a deputy that Deleon had pissed her off earlier that day when she overheard him “having sex with another woman over the phone.”

Scott, who deputies described as “extremely intoxicated,” also reportedly gave police a struggle as they placed her in the back of a squad car, where cops say she kicked a window until being warned that she would be maced unless she stopped.

The woman was arrested and charged with misdemeanor battery.

If this sounds oddly familiar, it’s because something similar happened about a month ago when ANOTHER Manatee, Florida woman, named Raquel Gonzales, was arrested and charged with felony domestic battery after she admitted she “lost it” and beat the crap out of her boyfriend for climaxing before her during sex.

A word of advice to the men of Manatee Florida: Thou shalt not start, what thou cannot finish. Or thou will get thine ass kicked-eth.

Depending on your political views, this is either a great step toward a more tolerant, progressive America or a horrible step backward into a lawless, doomed civilization.

The anti-gay “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” military policy has forced homosexuals serving in the military to live a closeted life if they wished to remain in the military.

It has prevented these servicemen and women from being who they truly are and it has meant that many qualified, decorated military personnel have been booted from service for being honest about their sexuality.

President Obama officially put an end to the discriminatory policy last year, and now, society is starting to see the real-world effects of the policy shift.

Matthew Phelps and Ben Schock are two gay men who are madly (and proudly) in love. Phelps, however, is an active marine, so prior to Obama’s end to DADT, he couldn’t openly share his relationship with Schock to the world.

So perhaps in a nod of thanks to Obama, Phelps proposed to his lover while the two were visiting the White House.

“Thanks for all the wonderful greetings and messages, and thanks to Barack Obama and Michelle Obama for lending us your home for the occasion!” Phelps wrote on Facebook.

“[Ten] years ago when I enlisted in the Marine Corps under DADT, I never imagined I would one day propose to the man of my dreams, much less as a Marine captain still on active duty and at the White House,” Phelps wrote in another post. “Thank you all so much for your love, support, and continued hard work to make our world a better one.”

Obama’s pro-gay rights stance has at times put him at odds with the black community, which has historically been opposed to gay marriage.

But the times are changing and gay is becoming the new normal. So cheers to Matthew Phelps and Ben Schock on their historic engagement at the White House.

[Daily Dot]

It has been an emotional and hectic week for Jenni Rivera‘s family following the 43-year-old singer’s death this past Sunday (Dec 9).

The entire Rivera clan, especially her children and mother, initially held out hope that the Diva de la Banda would be found alive and return home safely. They refused to accept reality — at least not until DNA results came back positive and confirmed Jenni’s demise.

The shaken Latin community joined their positive thoughts for Jenni and prayed incessantly for a miracle. However, Mexican authorities have now confirmed that the DNA results coincide with the identity of Jenni Rivera, killing the dreams of thousands of seeing their beloved idol alive ever again.

Although Jenni Rivera’s death was completely unexpected and shocking, a lot of eerie things happened before the tragic accident.

Was her early passing written in her destiny? Did she have a feeling she wouldn’t be here much longer? Let’s take a look.

The Cross-Shaped Stage

This overhead view of the Monterrey Arena where Jenni Rivera’s last concert took place just a few hours before dying is chilling, to the say the least.

She had never before in her career performed on a cross-shaped stage and apparently it was her and her team’s idea. The picture shows Jenni singing in a black dress while standing in the center of the cross. Does this give you goosebumps or what?

Excessive Crying During Last Concert

The Diva of Banda was known for wearing her heart on her sleeve and giving emotional performances almost every time she put on a show.

However, various sources have testified through televised interviews that she cried and sang with more passion than ever before during the last concert on Saturday, December 8th.

Witnesses also say that the song she wept the hardest over was “Paloma Negra,” a song she dedicated to daughter Chiquis Marin whom she had recently became distant from over a supposed affair with her husband Esteban Loaiza.

Jenni Joins Brother Lupillo On Stage One Last Time

Lupillo Rivera, older brother of Jenni Rivera, is a star in his own light. Part of a musical family, the two are the most popular members of the Rivera dynasty.

Through time, the siblings had various fall outs and had not shared a stage in years. Perhaps saying goodbye on Saturday, December 1st, a week and some days shy of her death, Jenni surprised Lupillo on stage to sing a tear-filled duet with her brother.

Little did they both know, it would be the last time they would ever sing together. Jenni told the audience that no matter how distanced they were from one another, her brother was always there for her when she needed him.

And indeed, he still is. Lupillo Rivera is the one in charge travelling to Monterrey to identify and bring Jenni’s physical remains back home to their awaiting family members and fans in Lakewood, CA.

Jenni Leaves a (Goodbye?) Letter Behind

Sources have also revealed that Jenni Rivera wrote a special secret letter to her family members just about a month ago. She carefully instructed her sister Rosie Rivera to keep the letter a secret until “her day” came.

The contents of the letter have not yet been exposed, however, we speculate it must be an emotive message for her loved ones. Perhaps a personalized goodbye?

The Jet Was Made The Same Year Jenni Was Born

Another incredibly weird coincidence is that the Learjet 25 in which Jenni Rivera and the six other people were traveling in was allegedly made in 1969 — the same year the Banda singer was born. Interesting.

Jenni Left NOTHING for Husband in Will

Jenni Rivera might have had a feeling that her marriage to baseball player Esteban Loaiza would not last. The singer filed for divorce from her husband just two months before her death but never revealed the specifics of her decision.

The indirect hints she gave in recent interviews implicating Loaiza and daughter Chiquis in a “wrong doing that she simply cannot tolerate” left everyone thinking that the two had an affair.

Rivera made Loaiza sign a pre-nuptual agreement stating that he wasn’t to get a single dime from her fortune should they divorce or after her demise.

Undoubtedly, Jenni Rivera was at the prime of her career at the time of her untimely death. Although she was involved in yet another scandal in her personal life, Jenni’s attitude was that of a warrior and her recent words of empowerment prove she had reached a newfound level of peace and emotional maturity.

Her last words when asked how she felt as of late at her last press conference just hours before her death confirm The Diva de la Banda was in a better place emotionally:

“I feel blessed. Very fortunate, very loved. Sometimes I can’t believe the things that happen in my career, and well, in my personal life also. But truthfully, I’m very happy and very blessed. I never think too far ahead because I feel so blessed in this moment, but God always has good things ahead of me.”

Our sincerest condolences go out to the families of everyone who died in this unfortunate accident.

May they all rest in peace.

According to confirmed reports from New Mexico, two men were arrested last month for their part in a bizarre plan to have Justin Bieber murdered and castrated in New York City where the singer recently performed a concert.

The plot was reportedly cooked up by a man named Dana Martin who is a convicted murder and rapist and is serving two life sentences at the state prison near Las Cruces, NM for raping and killing a 15-year-old girl in Vermont twelve years ago.

Martin is said to have recruited fellow inmate Mark Staake at the prison to help him carry out a series of heinous crimes, including one that included the kidnapping and murder of Justin Bieber.

The plan was for Staake, once he was sprung for prison, to go to New York City, kidnap Justin and his bodyguard after the concert, strangle them with paisley ties — Martin’s “calling card” (or, his “signature move”) — and then have the both of them castrated.

The Toronto Star reported that the bounty on each testicle was set at $2,500.

Staake had reportedly convinced his nephew Tanner Ruane to join in on the wacky scheme and perform the gruesome task of castrating Bieber and his bodyguard.

The pair were also hired to kill at least two people who live in Vermont who were witnesses in Martin’s rape case. But Staake and Ruane were arrested before they were able to carry out their grisly deeds.

Investigators say for some mysterious reason … Martin, who is oddly obsessed with Justin Bieber and even has a tattoo of the superstar on his leg, blew the whistle on his whole plan and turned Staake and Ruane in.

Staake was arrested in Vermont on outstanding warrants, and Ruane was later arrested in New York with “murder tools” and pruning shears with him, KRQE News reported.

Police say they recorded phone conversations between Ruane and Martin, and Ruane can be heard telling Martin how disappointed he was that he couldn’t carry out the murders.

Justin Bieber’s longtime manager Scooter Braun issued a statement to US Weekly, saying, “We take every precaution to protect and insure the safety of Justin and his fans,” refusing to specifically comment on the situation.

Ruane’s mom — who is also Staake’s sister — strongly denies that her brother and son were part of an elaborate scheme to kidnap, kill and de-ball anyone, much less Justin Bieber.

“This Justin Bieber thing, it’s ridiculous, absolutely ridiculous,” Kristin Cashman told the New York Post. “My son was not planning to kidnap or hurt anyone. He has nothing to do with any of this.”

“This has got to be some crazy thing Dana Martin made up. Everything about it is made up,” she added.

“I remember him saying that Dana had a Justin Bieber tattoo, and Mark was laughing about it,” she recalled. “But kill Justin Bieber? No. No way.”