Category: You can’t be serious!

Snakehead Fish Invades NYC: 5 Reasons You Should Run For Your Life

Snakehead Fish Invades NYC: 5 Reasons You Should Run For Your Life

May 1, 2013

Forget deadly cab drivers, crazy people on the subway, and falling cranes. The Big Apple now has horrifying fish! As if New Yorkers didn’t already have to face 1,000 possible ways to be freaked out during any given day. More »

Jessica Alba Basically Tortured Herself To Lose Weight (Again)

Jessica Alba Basically Tortured Herself To Lose Weight (Again)

April 26, 2013

Since a woman is often reduced to how she looks, celebs in the public eye often go to extreme lengths in order to stay trim. Jessica Alba, who has made a career out of starring in crappy movies and posing for men’s magazines, is no different. More »

Gwyneth Paltrow Under Fire for Shilling String Bikinis for Little Girls

Gwyneth Paltrow Under Fire for Shilling String Bikinis for Little Girls

April 26, 2013

Gwyneth Paltrow must really love pissing people off. When she’s not making eye roll-inducing statements or indirectly telling people to drop thousands of dollars on designer clothing (or promoting the fact that she basically starves her children) — the actress is promoting a line of string bikini’s for little girls. More »

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Man Who Had Sex with His Dogs Gets 15-Year Jail Sentence

Man Who Had Sex with His Dogs Gets 15-Year Jail Sentence

April 26, 2013

A man from Michigan recently found out he was facing up to 15 years in prison after he was convicted of raping with two of his pet dogs on two separate occasions. More »

“Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Star Lil Scrappy Turns Himself in to Police After Refusing Pee Test

“Love & Hip Hop Atlanta” Star Lil Scrappy Turns Himself in to Police After Refusing Pee Test

April 24, 2013

So it turns out that the biggest problem in Lil Scrappy‘s life right now isn’t his love triangle with his babymama/fiancee Erica Dixon and his “best friend” Shay Johnson. More »

When Drunk Takes Over: Reese Witherspoon and Husband Jim Toth Arrested in Atlanta

When Drunk Takes Over: Reese Witherspoon and Husband Jim Toth Arrested in Atlanta

April 22, 2013

Reese Witherspoon let her inner Amanda Bynes take over this weekend when she got arrested early Friday morning in Atlanta after she went off on police as they were arresting her husband for driving under the influence. More »

Watch This Beyonce “Fan” Slap & Pull Her Hair as She Walks Through the Crowd in Serbia

Watch This Beyonce “Fan” Slap & Pull Her Hair as She Walks Through the Crowd in Serbia

April 22, 2013

WTF?!? Did Beyonce get slapped and have her hair pulled during her concert in Serbia last week??? More »

Derrick Rose Sued By Fan Who Claims NBA Star’s Injury Made Him Fat, Depressed

Derrick Rose Sued By Fan Who Claims NBA Star’s Injury Made Him Fat, Depressed

April 22, 2013

Chicago Bulls fans have no doubt been missing their star player Derrick Rose do his thing on the court, as the NBA star has been recovering from a serious ACL injury since the 2012 playoffs. More »

Sorority Girls at Indiana University Throw Homeless-Themed Party

Sorority Girls at Indiana University Throw Homeless-Themed Party

April 22, 2013

As the world plunges further into economic ruin, you would think that making fun of those that have nothing and are out on the street would be off limits. More »

Girls With Eating Disorders Approached By Modeling Agency

Girls With Eating Disorders Approached By Modeling Agency

April 22, 2013

In sad but true news, a frightening story about modeling scouts recruiting women being treated for eating disorders has emerged. More »

Ryan Lochte’s Blatant Stupidity Makes News Anchors Laugh Until They Cry

Ryan Lochte’s Blatant Stupidity Makes News Anchors Laugh Until They Cry

April 21, 2013

If you needed further proof that America is the land where stupid people can capitalize on their stupidity … here it is. More »

West Texas Fertilizer Plant Explosion: Around 15 People Dead, At Least 160 Injured

West Texas Fertilizer Plant Explosion: Around 15 People Dead, At Least 160 Injured

April 18, 2013

A fertilizer plant explosion in the small town of Waco, Texas last night (Wed, Apr 17) killed about 15 people and injured more than 160. More »

Did Gucci Mane Really Say “Bitch I Might Be” to a Judge?

Did Gucci Mane Really Say “Bitch I Might Be” to a Judge?

April 18, 2013

Part-time rapper, full-time jailbird Gucci Mane recently landed himself back behind bars just one day after being released from jail after he reportedly violated his probation. More »

Texas Teacher Denies Molesting Little Black Girl on Account of Her Being a Racist

Texas Teacher Denies Molesting Little Black Girl on Account of Her Being a Racist

April 18, 2013

Well this is an interesting dilemma: Is it worse to be considered a child molester or a racist? One Texas teacher opted to out herself as the latter to avoid being pegged as the former. More »

Minnesota Hospital Apologizes for Losing Stillborn Baby in Laundry

Minnesota Hospital Apologizes for Losing Stillborn Baby in Laundry

April 18, 2013

In a truly unsettling story, a hospital in St Paul, Minnesota accidentally tossed a stillborn baby in with its dirty laundry. More »

Whoopi Goldberg Doesn’t Give a F*ck About “The View”

Whoopi Goldberg Doesn’t Give a F*ck About “The View”

April 18, 2013

If you’re one of the many people that doesn’t have a fuck left to give about the daytime train wreck that is “The View,” then you and Whoopi Goldberg definitely have something in common. More »

Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect: FBI Says NO ARRESTS Have Been Made Amid Conflicting Reports

Boston Marathon Bombing Suspect: FBI Says NO ARRESTS Have Been Made Amid Conflicting Reports

April 17, 2013

Earlier today, several major news outlets — including the Associated Press, CNN, Fox News and many others — reported that a suspect had been arrested in the Boston Marathon bombing incident killed 3 people and injured 176 others on Monday. More »

Nutcase Steals Toy Car From Boy At Gunpoint, Then Comes Back and Steals His Cell Phone Too

Nutcase Steals Toy Car From Boy At Gunpoint, Then Comes Back and Steals His Cell Phone Too

April 15, 2013

Who knew a simple kids toy could incite life-threatening violence?

Huff Post Crime is reporting that 35-year-old Efrain Burgos-Delgado pulled a gun on a 16-year-old boy in order to steal his remote control car. More »

“Aggressive” Prostitute Tries to Eat Man’s Penis, Then Growls and Snarls At Arresting Officers Like An Animal

“Aggressive” Prostitute Tries to Eat Man’s Penis, Then Growls and Snarls At Arresting Officers Like An Animal

April 15, 2013

This story is almost a month old … but who cares? THIS SH*T IS NUTS! (No pun intended)

A prostitute — who probably calls herself an “escort” in her listing on Backpage.com (think Craigslist, but for hookers) — was arrested and charged with attempted murder back in March after she nearly bit a man’s penis off during a sexual encounter at an Orange County Hotel in Florida. More »

This White Woman Claims Popeyes Fried Chicken Makes Her Orgasm

This White Woman Claims Popeyes Fried Chicken Makes Her Orgasm

April 10, 2013

When some people go into they bedroom, they fantasize about making love to a hot celebrity, like a Boris Kodjoe for the ladies or a Kim Kardashian for the fellas. More »

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