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J.R. Smith and Missing Shirt Finally Reunited

In a post-finals celebration in Vegas, J.R. Smith apparently lost his shirt. At some point in the night, the shirt came off and J.R. seemingly couldn’t find it for...

Professional Hater Charles Barkley Says LeBron Will Never Be a Top 5 NBA Great

Charles Barkley recently visited Bill Simmons on his new HBO show Any Given Wednesday to discuss the recent NBA Finals, and most notably, LeBron James. James, who led the improbable 3...

Derrick Rose Happy to Be Traded to the New York Knicks Because He “Wants the Spotlight”

Chicago native and NBA All-Star point guard Derrick Rose is going to be leaving his hometown for the Big Apple following a trade between the Chicago Bulls and the...

Cavaliers Championship Parade Wreaks Havoc on Cleveland

Whenever a team wins the championship, it’s customary for the city to throw a parade to celebrate the trophy. When the team makes history by becoming the first to...

Democrats Hold Congress Hostage in Staged Sit-In Over Gun Control Laws

Following the tragic shooting in Orlando, calls for increased laws on gun control rose up around the country. As always, the arguments were split across party lines, with the...

Daaaaamn, Draymond! Back At It Again With the Kicking in Game 7

We all know the story of the finals by now. A historic comeback by the Cavaliers to give Cleveland its first championship in over 50 years, the ugly cries...

Beef Squashed: Draymond Green Gives LeBron James a Hug After Cavs Win 2016 NBA Finals

Cleveland Cavaliers' LeBron James and Golden State Warriors' Draymond Green don't exactly get along. It makes sense -- they're both fierce competitors on the court, and when those two...

Cleveland Finally Wins a Championship, and A Whole Mess of Ugly Cries Ensue

Sure, it was impressive. As LeBron said, "Against all odds. Against all odds," the Cavs managed to pull out a game 7 victory against the Warriors and become the...

Is The NBA Rigged? Ayesha Curry Sure Does Think So

After a disappointing 115-101 loss to the Cleveland Cavaliers, Golden State fans and players have to be worried about becoming the first team to ever lose after being up...

Steph Curry Fouled Out, Lost His Sh*t, Threw His Mouthpiece at a Fan and Was Ejected From Game 6

Game 6 of the 2016 NBA Finals ended up being better than it should have been. With the Warriors scoring only 11 points in the 1st quarter, it looked like...

More Than a Game: The Emerging “Sport” of Video Gaming

Ever since the Atari came into kids’ homes back in the '70s, video games have become a staple in growing up. Millions of children and adults spend countless hours...

Donald Trump Just Took a Giant Sh*t on the Constitution

Republican presidential nominee Donald Trump wants to hold the highest office in the country—a job that entails protecting the country and upholding the constitution. Well, on Monday (Jun 14), he...

Golden State Fans Hate LeBron James and Other Things We Learned From Game 5

Monday night (Jun 13) marked Game 5 of the NBA Finals between the Golden State Warriors and the Cleveland Cavaliers. With a 3-1 lead of the Cavs, the Warriors had a...

Charles Barkley Defends Draymond Green Hitting LeBron in the Balls: He Had a “Moral Obligation”

As we know, Warriors forward Draymond Green was suspended for Monday night's Game 5 of the NBA playoffs after racking up 4 flagrant foul points in the post-season. His...

Draymond Green’s Nut Shots Get Him Suspended for Crucial Game 5

Golden State Warriors’ do-it-all forward Draymond Green has been suspended for Game 5 of the NBA Finals. The suspension comes after league officials reviewed a scuffle between the Cavs' LeBron...

Orlando Nightclub Shooting: Celebs, Politicians React to Deadliest Mass Shooting in U.S. History

Early Sunday morning (Jun 12), an American-born man who pledged allegiance to ISIS opened fire at a gay nightclub in Orlando, Florida, killing 50 people and injuring 53. The shooter,...

Google Accused of Rigging Search Results to Favor Hillary Clinton

The internet is supposed to be a bastion of hope for the free exchange of information and ideas. People flock to it in the hopes that they will find the...

Facebook Forced to Apologize for Taking Down Stanford Rapist Meme

The internet is abuzz with the story of a Stanford student named Brock Turner accused of raping an unconscious woman behind a dumpster, and for a number of different...

What Will We Call Bill Clinton If Hillary Is Elected President?

Last night, Hillary Clinton, through a combination of pledged delegates and the oh-so-famous superdelegates, clinched the nomination to represent the Democratic party in this year's election. Now, this in itself is...

Steph and LeBron Couldn’t Control Their Emotions on the Bench During Game 2 of the 2016 NBA Finals

Last night’s 110-77 Warriors victory was a rout in the truest sense of the word. Two games in, and LeBron James’ hope of bringing his title-hungry hometown a championship...

Muhammad Ali Dead: 6 Things You Need to Know About the Boxing Legend

Last night, the world was rocked with the news that legendary boxer Muhammad Ali passed away at the age of 74. He spent his last few days being treated at...

#JusticeForHarambe: Social Media is Going Apeshit Over the Shooting Death of a Gorilla

This week, a gorilla at the Cincinnati Zoo was killed after a child fell into his enclosure. If you listen carefully, you can still hear the clicking of social...

LeBron James & Steph Curry Look to Cement Their Legacies With 2016 NBA Finals

With the 2016 NBA Finals kicking off, basketball's two biggest stars go head-to-head on the world's biggest stage. All eyes will be on the leaders of each team: LeBron James...

Welcome Home, Roman Polanski

In 1977, Academy Award winning director Roman Polanski (responsible for films such as Chinatown, Rosemary’s Baby and The Pianist) was accused of drugging and having sexual relations with a 13-year-old...

Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump: 2 Candidates, 2 Criminals

The 2016 presidential election will have to go down as one of the craziest elections of all time (at least, one can only hope it doesn’t get worse than...