Donald Trump is an idiot, this we know, but it’s still amazing to see how far his stupidity can go at times.
During a short, nonsensical speech before the traditional White Hous Easter Egg Roll Monday (Apr. 3), y’alls president—flanked by the First Lady, who clearly doesn’t want to be there, and an Easter Bunny with a hilariously perfect expression on its face—struggled with the simple task of describing the home he’s been living in for the past year and some change.
He also did that thing he does where he just says random things that make no sense and rambles on and on about absolutely nothing, which irritates the hell out of me. And he also bragged about the military having a $700 billion budget. (Like… who does this?!)
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) April 2, 2018
Welcome to the 2018 White House Easter Egg Roll. So many people. You know, it was supposed to be pouring, the weather. It was supposed to be very rainy and nasty and cold and windy. And look what we have: perfect weather. Perfect weather. Beautiful weather.
Thank you all for being here, folks. Thank you all. I want to really thank the First Lady, Melania, who has done an incredible job. She worked so hard on this event, and I so want to thank you. (Applause.) That’s beautiful.
Also, I want to thank the White House Historical Association and all of the people that work so hard with Melania, with everybody, to keep this incredible house or building, or whatever you want to call it — because there really is no name for it; it is special — and we keep it in tip-top shape. We call it sometimes tippy-top shape. And it’s a great, great place.
It’s an honor to have everybody. On behalf of the Trump family, many of whom are with us right here in the audience, I just want to thank you. This is a special year. Our country is doing great. You look at the economy; you look at what’s happening. Nothing is ever easy, but we have never had an economy like we have right now. And we’re going to make it bigger and better and stronger.
Our military is now at a level — will soon be at a level that it’s never been before. It’s a — you see what’s happening, and you see what’s happening with funding. The funding of our military was so important. And so many military people are with us today. So just think of $700 billion, because that’s all going into our military this year.
So I want to thank you all for being here. The band, unbelievable. I love you people. I hear them a lot. They’re as talented as anybody and any players anywhere. So thank you very much.
And now, I’m going to come down, and we’re going to watch this roll. Thank you, all. And have a great time. Thank you. Happy Easter. Thank you very much.
Ohhhh my Goooood! Why is he soooo dumb?!
Unsurprisingly, this isn’t the first time the Tangerine Tyrant has struggled with saying things:
“God bless the Unanasighs.” pic.twitter.com/KHwppBsKVq
— bobby finger (@bobbyfinger) December 6, 2017
Peep the Twitter reactions to the President of the United States of America’s rambling ass speech and not knowing how to describe the White House below:
If only we had a commonly accepted name for it…
— Mark Smith (@mes22757) April 2, 2018
Donald Trump: “This incredible house or building or whatever you want to call it because there really is no name for it”
It has a name. It’s called the White House
— Edward Hardy (@EdwardTHardy) April 3, 2018
— Crystal Henry (@CHenryWrites) April 2, 2018
My head hurts.
— Yeah. Notsomuch. (@Cycle4) April 2, 2018
Your tippy-top hurts. There is no word for it.
— Derek Hartwig (@derek941) April 2, 2018
IT HAS A NAME. IT’S THE WHITE HOUSE.
“this incredible house or building or whatever you want to call it because there really is no name for it. It is special. And we keep it in tip top shape. We call it sometimes ‘tippy top’ shape.” pic.twitter.com/KMT90m0oAT
— tobra (@tobraavery) April 2, 2018
oh dear God… Am I watching SNL? ??? "tippy top house"??? ? ? ? This man is ridiculous….
— Abstract Miffy (@AbstractMiffy) April 2, 2018
Hey Trump, the name you are looking for is The White House.
You literally used the name of it seconds earlier.
…and don't ever refer to it as "tippy-top shape". pic.twitter.com/6PB3kp6Z9l
— Red T Raccoon (@RedTRaccoon) April 2, 2018
Hope everyone in The @Whitehouse, Sorry I mean, The Tippy-Top Shape, special building thing or what ever you people call it are having a tip-top day, today at the Easter egg roll.
— Matheuu™ (@_Matheuu_) April 2, 2018
Why can’t anything just be normal? All you need: a few thank you’s & Happy Easter. Instead, a weird rant about whether the White House is “a house or a building” and a monologue on how he tries to keep it in “tippy top shape” before bragging to kids about military funding. https://t.co/c7grZf3bkw
— Brian Klaas (@brianklaas) April 2, 2018
Jesus Christ. Donald Trump is the stupidest son of a bitch ever to stain the White House with the exception of maybe Ted Nugent.
— (((trump is the snake.))) (@howdyfrom) April 3, 2018
Donald Trump is the DUMBEST occupant of the White House
I truly Love and Miss President Barack and Michelle Obama.
Ignorance and incompetence is @realDonaldTrump
— Willie Lee Davis (@WLD01) April 4, 2018