Watch “Real Husbands of Hollywood” Season 2 Episode 1 & 2

TV’s fakest reality show makes its grand return to BET, and as expected, it’s packed with absolute foolishness and hilarity all around.

The second season of BET’s hit “reality” series “Real Husbands of Hollywood” opens spoofing Love & Hip Hop’s dramatic opening scenes, with Kevin Hart ultimately revealing new crush, supermodel Selita Ebanks. Kevin also has a new home that Wanda Sykes takes over for a fundraising event.

Boris Kodjoe has also packed on a few pounds (spoiler alert: he’s wearing a fat suit, lol) and when Duane Martin‘s wife Tisha Campbell-Martin asks Boris and his wife Nicole Ari Parker when they will work together again, Nicole says they will right after Boris “has the baby.”

Later, Kevin Hart’s ex-wife/baby mama Bridgette comes in and crashes the party and Kevin eventually gets her to leave, but only after agreeing to pay for her $10,000 per-hour acting lessons.

There’s also an appearance from “North West’s Auntie” Khloe Kardashian, who plays Kevin to the left when she outbids his $20,000 on the auctioning of a smart car for charity, saying, “What do you even need this car for? You can’t even reach the pedals,” to which Kevin replies, “You think I can’t keep up with you because you’re a Kardashian?”

Kris Jenner pops in too, after Kevin is pressured to bid $150,000 and Mama Kris consoles him, asking him if he needs to “borrow a little money,” but Khloe isn’t too thrilled to see her mother. “I finally get to do a show without my family and this bitch pops up in the scene,” she says.

And after a fight over Selita Ebanks with actor/comedian Romany Malco, Kevin decides to “put the paws on him” and those two fools end up knocking each other out at the same damn time and the scene ends up making all of the tabloids the next day.