Lil Wayne has seizures. (He almost died earlier this year, remember?) So you’ll have to excuse him for actually believing that Paris Hilton has a chance in this already oversaturated music industry.
Lil Wayne and Paris Hilton have a new single together called “Good Time,” and since people usually make music videos to promote their singles, that’s what they did, and this is how we got to where we are right now.
With lyrics like, “I came here just to party, Don’t you hate on me,” and “I might be a bit tipsy/But that’s okay ’cause you’re with me/Are you having a good time?/Cause I’m having a good time,” this song will probably go down as one of the worst in the history of music.
I mean, seriously, this song makes “Stars Are Blind” sound like “Bohemian Rhapsody” or something. Yeah, it’s that bad.
Then there’s Lil Wayne, who just basically throws a bunch of words together that rhyme: “I’m f*cked up/I can’t tell you what’s what/All she know is suck, f*ck/I walked up to a big butt and asked her ass but what/Tunechi never slacks without her button up.”
WHAT. THE. F*CK. ARE. YOU. TALKING. ABOUT?
In case you didn’t know, or maybe you forgot, Paris Hilton is an actual, real life Cash Money artist.
Meanwhile, Karlie Redd still can’t seem to even get Birdman to follow her back on Twitter so she can DM him her new single, but Paris Hilton is out here cashing YMCMB checks. It’s a cruel world, y’all.
WATCH PARIS HILTON & LIL WAYNE’S AWFUL “GOOD TIME” VIDEO UP TOP!
