Chris Brown was just being Chris Brown a few nights ago when he hopped up onstage and the grabbed the mic from the DJ at Emerson Theater in Hollywood and offered some profane advice to the guys there on how to treat their women … because Chris Brown is a certified expert at knowing how to treat a lady right.

In the video footage obtained by TMZ, Chris shouted:

“Every guy in this building has said one thing to their female … If you’re not an insecure nigga, and you let her have fun with her friends, I applaud you. But you gotta say that one thing to her, and I made this shit up…”

Then he broke out into song:

“Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby! It is mine, baby, babe, mine. Don’t make me have to tell you again, that that’s my pussy baby. It’s mine girl, it’s mine girl, it’s mine… So you better not give it away!”

And after singing that lovely song of his, Brown continued his rant, adding:

“So every person in this motherfucking building, if you got a bad bitch you better say that shit to her, or she might fuck another nigga.”

That Chris Brown must be a HIT with the ladies, no?

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