Police in Kentucky arrested a man last week after he broke into a firehouse and was caught masturbating on the gear owned by the firemen.

Metro Firefighters say they heard glass shattering on one of their bay doors and when they went to investigate, they found 27-year-old Nicholas Gonzales masturbating on gear he removed from lockers.

Firefighter Michael Davenport said when he caught Gonzales in the middle of his lewd act, Gonzales didn’t even acknowledge his presence, and continued on as if no one was there. “He continued his lewd act and that’s when I grabbed him by his shirt and drug him out,” Davenport told WAVE 3 News.

Davenport and the other firefighters detained Gonzales until police arrived. According to police, Gonzales was hammered drunk, and when they asked him why he would do such a thing, he reportedly replied: “Because I wanted to.”

Gonzales was charged with burglary, public intoxication and criminal mischief.

And get this. In a shocking, but not totally surprising, twist to this already insane story, according to the Gawker, not only is Gonzales a firehouse masturbator, but he also does gay porn in his spare time under the name “Donny Wright.”

His film credits include “Unglory Hole 2,” “TSA Stripdown” and “Hot House Backroom 23,” according to the Huffington Post, who also confirmed with a gay porn producer than Gonzales and Wright are the same person.

It all makes sense now.

[WHAS 11, WAVE 3, Gawker, HuffPo]

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