Jason London Says He Was “Brutally Attacked” by Bodyguards; Denies “Doing the Crap” Reported

The saga surrounding “Dazed & Confused” actor Jason London’s arrest earlier this week just keeps getting crazier and crazier. Yesterday, pictures were released by TMZ of London showing his badly beaten face that seem to back up the actor’s side of the story that he was brutally attacked by a group of burly bodyguards.

“Jason’s injuries are consistent with a brutal attack with deliberately and expertly aimed landed shots to the head which, according to eyewitnesses, continued even after he was unconscious,” a representative for the actor tells TMZ.

London claims that he got into an altercation with a bouncer at the Martini Ranch bar in Scottsdale, AZ on Sunday after the man approached him for “looking at his friend’s girl.”

What happened next is pretty fuzzy according to London, but the actor claims he regained consciousness while being arrested for disorderly conduct, fighting and assault after suffering a royal beat down by the bar’s security.

Perhaps further backing up London’s claims are pictures released of his hands showing no marks, indicating he didn’t fight back.

However, the owner of the Martini Ranch bar said he is standing behind his security staff and is confident the true story surrounding the events will come out.

“We feel confident that when the time comes between witnesses, police reports and our surveillance footage, that the truth will come out and show that the comments by Mr. London and his people are clearly inaccurate.”

London will also have to deal with the embarrassing report put out by the arresting officers.

According to the police report, London became extremely belligerent while being arrested and even went so far as to TAKE A SHIT in the back seat of the police car!

London reportedly said to the officers:

“Guess what faggot, I fucking love this. I fucking own you guys so hard. I’m rich and I’m a motherfucking famous actor! Fucking look me up, bitch. It smells like shitt in your car and your breath smells like diarrhea.”

After declaring that the car already smelled like human excrement, London then reportedly took it upon himself to add to the pleasant smell by reportedly leaning to the left and taking a dump in his pants, saying to the officers, “I told you I’m happy as shit.”

But according to London, this is all a lie. But not just any lie. “A total fucking lie,” in his words.

“I got jumped by three 250 pound bouncers. They knocked me out and beat me for several minutes. I would never say or do the crap they are reporting. Have faith in me. The truth will come out and you will see.”

“Do the crap?” Haha … we see what you did there!

So witty, that Jason London.