Ladies, when it comes to the love below, LEAVE IT ALONE!

All of this talk about vaginal rejuvenation should scare the bejeezus out of you. If you think you need a surgeon to make your lady bits function better, then it’s a wonder how the human race has managed to procreate and prosper all these thousands of years.

The sad thing is that vaginal alteration by surgery apparently isn’t anything new.

Back in 1984, Cheryl Dillon of Ohio, then 36, went to see Dr. James Burt, a well-known ob/gyn at St. Elizabeth’s Hospital in Dayton, Ohio. She went to Dr. Burt for minor bladder surgery, but he recommended a hysterectomy, according to an account of her story in the Daily Mail.

Whoa there. That’s pretty extreme for a 30-something-year-old woman.

But Dr. Burt did a whole lot more than just remove Ms. Dillon’s uterus. He literally “rearranged” her vagina, moving the hole to a different location and removed her clitoral hood, effectively ‘circumcising’ her.

This left Dillon in severe pain, and she even had trouble wearing pants and sitting. And it also wrecked her then 12-year marriage since her sex life was pretty much ruined, she told the Daily Mail.

“The way I was deformed, I couldn’t have sex. I ended up going through three different corrective surgeries but by that time, my marriage was shot and I lost the best thing that had happened in my life.”

Here’s the important lesson to learn from this: If a doctor offers to rearrange your vagina, return the favor and offer to rearrange his face.

[Daily Mail]