Who run the world? Apparently little girls who play football! Say hello to little Sam Gordon, a 9-year-old girl playing quarterback for the Salt Lake City Gremlin League. (Check out that serious game face!)

In this remarkable compilation video of highlights, we can see Sam running with perfect ease through and over little boys of different sizes as well as tackling the sh*t out of them and overall kicking ass! Are you by some miracle not yet impressed? Let us bust these stats out for you…

35 Scores

232 Carries

1,911 Yards

82 Yards per Carry

65 Tackles

BEASTING ON ‘EM!

We also think it’s pretty cool that her name is unisex, which removes any stigmas related to gender from an unsuspecting spectator. Who knew that fast little squirrell on the field is a cute little girl?

Check out this recent interview of Sam and her Dad on “Good Morning America” below:

Boys … better get back to training!