Hey, you there. Are you yearning for a clean and pure life, free of masturbation and the filthy desires associated with it?

Well, fortunately … you live in a world with 50 Cent, who has a simple four-step plan to help you stop the sinful act right now!

And that’s it!

Come back in about a week or so, and let us know how this works out for you.

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