Thick Snacks: Christina Aguilera Is You Hongray?
So Christina Aguilera is up here singing about wanting to love “Your Body“ but does she love HER body?
Ms. Aguilera showed up to the 2012 ALMA Awards looking like a bloated wombat. A little weight gain (ok, this is more than a little…) is one thing, but what makes it even worse is that Christina INSISTS on wearing clothes as though she was still a size 6.
Dear Christina, ease up off the chalupas, and let the dunkin’ donuts go.
But … maybe there’s a reasonable explanation for this. Maybe Christina is secretly pregnant? That would certainly explain the swollen, puffy face.
Please let it be a secret pregnancy. Cause this is a little too much Xtina to handle. No seconds, please.