Crystal Harris wasn’t all that pleased with her sex life while being engaged to Hugh Hefner.

In a recent interview on Howard Stern’s radio show, Harris revealed that the Playboy founder only lasted “like two seconds” in bed.

“Then I was just over it. I was like, ‘Ahhh.’ I was over it. I just like, walked away. I’m not turned on by Hef, sorry,” she said.

While together, the pair only had sex once … and according to Harris, Hef doesn’t even like to take his clothes off.

“He doesn’t really take off his clothes. I’ve never seen Hef naked,” Harris said.

Screw this c*nt … Hugh Heffner is still the man!