Recently proving he’s not one to do things quietly, Charlie Sheen will be going against Ashton Kutcher the night his debut “Two and a Half Men” episode airs.

Executive produced by Joel Gallen of Tenth Planet Productions, Sheen will appear on a roast which will be recorded in L.A. on September 10th and will air on Comedy Central on September 19th.

“You could say I’ve been providing kindling for this roast for a while. It’s time to light it up. It’s going to be epic,” Sheen said in a statement about his appearance.

Not too keen on his replacement, the troubled star boldly said: “Kutcher is a sweetheart and a brilliant comedic performer … Oh wait, so am I!! Enjoy the show America. Enjoy seeing a 2.0 in the demo every Monday, WB…Enjoy planet Chuck Lorre, Ashton. There is no air, laughter, loyalty, or love there.”

Who do you think will win the ratings war?