Jerry Lewis Wants to give Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton a Smack in the Face!

Friday, September 3rd 2010 | Leave a Comment

Showbiz vet Jerry Lewis says he has ZERO tolerance for young celebrities like Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton who seem to f**k up with no conscience.

The 84-year-old comedian recently spoke with Inside Edition and said that he wants to smack Lindsay Lohan in the mouth….and if that doesn’t work, he wants to “put her over my knee and spank her” before sending her off to rehab for a while. Why? Because he feels as though she’s the prime example of a young star taking everything for granted.

“I’d smack her in the mouth if I saw her. I would smack her in the mouth and be arrested for abusing a woman! I would say, ‘You deserve this and nothing else…’ Whack! And then, if she’s not satisfied, I’d put her over my knee and spank her and then put her in rehab and that’s it. She doesn’t have the right to do to herself what she’s doing. She’s not hurting my business. What she’s doing is hurting herself, and that hurts me. It hurts me for her.”

And Lewis didn’t stop there. He also had a few words for another royal f**k up …. Paris Hilton, who was just arrested last week for felony cocaine possession!

“What they’re (Hilton and Lohan) saying is, ‘I’m f**ked up, can you please help me! I think they need a f**king spanking! And a reprimand…! They have the intelligence of a box of rocks. A bag of snails will give you better answers than those people. I think a great deal of it is ignorance and crying for something other than love.”

You tell ‘em Jerry! Can we help???

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  • Ed McMahon

    I think Jerry has finally lost his mind big time.

  • jean

    jerry thank you for taking the words out of my mouth.
    these girls are litter and a bad influenc on girls who want to be good.
    love you jerry .your’e the best

  • Patrick

    I would be happy to help…! You go Jerry!

  • BURTTOAST

    HEY, I’D LOVE TO SPANK THEM !!!

  • Ron Bristow

    Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton are not stars, they are social freaks that like being in the spotlight. A “star” is someone like Betty White, Carol Burnett, Lucille Ball, Kera Segwick, Zsa Zsa Gabor, and Emily Proctor, just to name a few. Lohan and Hilton are just a couple of spoiled tramps that would not make a pimple on the butt of a real star. They do not have what it takes to be a star. They don’t have the dedication, discipline, or the talent. They just have money and a nack for being royal screwups.

  • john

    I’m sure he would like to spank them both! lol

  • Baron

    How can they stop their poor behavior when they are rewarded with lots of publicity, such as now, every time they act up. They are undisciplined, twisted females who feel unloved and unfulfilled because of their self indulgent, shallow lives. The void of love they experience is mitigated by the desire for attention, no matter how it is gained. They may wind up the same way as many celebrated heireses and jet setters in past years who, upon discovery that money and fame cannot buy happiness, have ended their meaningless existence and extreme frustration with suicide or overdose.

  • James Granfield

    They need more than thal. Good for you Jerry.

  • James

    It’s great to have all the money in the world to get away with just about anything. What a shame they don’t realize how they affect the young people by their antics. Hope they wake up soon.

  • Cypherdude

    @James: Actually, Lindsay Lohan is $600K in debt and is not currently working. Lohan is NOT rich. Paris Hilton, however, is worth, if I remember correctly, about $100M to $300M. I cannot remember which. You can probably look that up.

  • Cypherdude

    @Cypherdude: That being said, I would like to see Lindsay get back on her feet and continue with her acting career. For example, she is scheduled to make a film called “Inferno.”

    Lindsay needs to get her act together, get clean, demonstrate she is once again a dependable actress, and return to work.

    Look luck pretty Lindsay. You’re such a babe.

  • phoenixxbutterfly

    @Ron Bristow:

    very true…well said…they are nothing short of an attention whore…i am so ready for them to just disappear…

  • Lisa

    You know Jerry, male celebrities are guilty of this as well.

  • I just had to leave this comment

    I knew I had to make a comment to Jerry Lewis’s tweet when I realized that there are other people that feel the same way about Lindsey Lohan and Paris Hilton.

    This two girls have displayed such disgusting behavior that I am amazed that hey still get work.

    The only problem with sending Lindsey to Rehab again is she will just run away and get another slap on the wrist.

    I am so glad to hear that finally some locations on the Strip in Las Vegas Nevada, have banned Paris Hilton from being on their properties. Until these two girls do some hard time for their mistakes they will never learn anything.

  • Wolfbyte

    Of course he’d hit a woman, he’s an asshole!

  • DCM

    Why you pathetic, humorless old jackass! People who live in glass houses…as they say.
    This fat slob was addicted to narcotics/opiates for YEARS! Also, such a loser that even the ‘Rat Pack’ wanted nothing to do with him! (so what does THAT say?!) Besides THAT, he CRAWLS out of his hole once a year to allegedly ‘stand up for kids’ (LIKE he gives a damn!) and spouts sarcastic, oft times incomprehensible garbage that is supposed to pass for a sense of ‘wit’ in his world…sweat all over the stage, begs money and then makes handicapped kids ‘march’ across the stage on their ‘walk of pity!’ , and then slithers back ’til next we see him, astonished, saying ‘sh*t. I thought he was dead!’ (BTW..I AM disabled, I have the right to speak up!)
    Spare us all your judgment loser. I disapprove of their lifestyles, but I don’t think violence would help straighten them up..If violence DID work, then someone should have clocked YOU decades ago!

  • Wolfbyte

    Way to go DCM, I’m with you!

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