Missing: Naomi Campbell’s Hairline!

Thursday, June 19th 2008 | Leave a Comment

Someone put out an Amber Alert for Naomi Campbell‘s hairline! I’m not sure when it was last seen, or who it was last seen with, but if anyone has any information on its whereabouts please feel free to either leave a comment here or send an e-mail to damnthatbitchisbald@gmail.com. I’m sure Nay-Nay will appreciate anything at this point.

Naomi was spotted as she left Cipriani restaurant in NYC a few days ago. Whoever threw that weave together needs to be led to a back alley, beat to a pulp, and then shot. That’s just plain wrong. Poor Naomi…

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  • Cici

    lol, one word: WTF!!!

  • Dee

    LMAO! Maybe age is really getting to her, somebody permed and burned her ish out lol. Wooo, money cannot buy you a hairline.

  • Sweet K

    No wonder she is always hitting. She mad cause she aint got no hair.

  • Dee

    she should be hitting whoever did that to her head. Yall know the saying “God don’t like ugly”

  • http://brickandlace.net Devin

    Is she crying?

  • Angel

    She should just take a break from the weaves and get the hair implants… she can afford it! Too many weaves over time is very damaging to the hairline.

  • Angel

    Yikes! Years of weaves have completely destroyed her hairline. And yet she continues to wear them. Honey, time for the lace front wigs cuz that hairline ain’t gone be found no time soon!

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