Missing: Naomi Campbell’s Hairline!

Author: Staff | Date: June 19th 2008 | Views: 1,031

Someone put out an Amber Alert for Naomi Campbell’s hairline! I’m not sure when it was last seen, or who it was last seen with, but if anyone has any information on its whereabouts please feel free to either leave a comment here or send an e-mail to damnthatbitchisbald@gmail.com. I’m sure Nay-Nay will appreciate anything at this point.

Naomi was spotted as she left Cipriani restaurant in NYC a few days ago. Whoever threw that weave together needs to be led to a back alley, beat to a pulp, and then shot. That’s just plain wrong. Poor Naomi…

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6 COMMENTS

Cici

June 19, 2008 at 8:49 PM

lol, one word: WTF!!!
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Dee

June 19, 2008 at 9:39 PM

LMAO! Maybe age is really getting to her, somebody permed and burned her ish out lol. Wooo, money cannot buy you a hairline.
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Sweet K

June 20, 2008 at 3:00 PM

No wonder she is always hitting. She mad cause she aint got no hair.
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Dee

June 21, 2008 at 2:49 AM

she should be hitting whoever did that to her head. Yall know the saying “God don’t like ugly”
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Devin

June 22, 2008 at 3:58 AM

Is she crying?
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Angel

July 6, 2008 at 10:11 AM

She should just take a break from the weaves and get the hair implants… she can afford it! Too many weaves over time is very damaging to the hairline.
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