Wow, this is kind of awkward. I never thought in a million years, that the words video, premiere and Paula Abdul would co-exist within the same sentence! But believe it or not, here is the “video premiere” of Paula Abdul’s new video for that stupid ass song “Dance Like There’s No Tomorrow.” The video features cameos from Randy Jackson, Ryan Seacrest, and Simon Cowell. Peep the video at 03:26 … see anything wrong? The first person who sees what I see gets a free [1] copy of “Abdulmatic!”

[1] I don’t even think they’ll be able to GIVE that album away…