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According to SOHH’s Pulse Report for today, Blender magazine is predicting that Lil’ Wayne will die in 2026 at the age of 44. The popular hip-hop site says that Blender has something called a “Death Calculator” and randomly drops celebrity’s names into it, and this around, Weezy was mentioned. Here’s what the gerontologist Dr. David J. Demko said:

“Guns, drugs and a hot temper don’t mix. In order for Lil’ Wayne to increase his longevity he needs to seriously concentrate on staying out of jail.”

Okay, so according to SOHH, Blender’s saying Weezy will die in about 18 years, and according to US Magazine, The Associated Press has Britney’s obituary written and ready to go “just in case.” Interesting…