OH REALLY, NAS?

So I guess homeboy wasn’t playing when he said his new album was gonna be called “Nigger!” This is just so funny to me. I wish I worked in a record store so I could fuck with the yts!

Random YT: ‘Scuse me sir, do y’all have any more copies of that new Nas album?
Dustin: New Nas album? I’m not sure if I know what you’re referring to … What’s the name of it so I can look it up on the computer?

Random YT: [pause]
Dustin: Hello?

Random YT: You know, the new one … starts with an N.
Dustin: I know you’re talking about Nas, and his name starts with an N … but what is the name of the ALBUM?

Random YT: Noo, the album starts with an N.
Dustin: Nastradamus?

Random YT: No, that’s not the one…
Dustin: Well sir, I can’t help you out until you give me a name =)

Random YT: Ahh f*ck it, I’ll just download the bootleg off the internet!

Yeah, it doesn’t look like Nas is gonna sell that many albums :-\

Just to throw in some more laughs, we thought about having “Superlatives!” You know what those are right? They’re in the Senior section of your high school yearbook. They list the cutest couple, biggest flirt, best all around, most athletic, most likely to ___, etc. If I had thought of this sooner we could have had you guys participate by nominating and voting, but we’ll save that for next year. This time around we’re going to pick the winners. Cool? Anyhow … “Cutest Couple” for the year 2007 goes to …

BOW WOW & OMARION »

Bowmarion, as we like to call them, received the 2007 “Cutest Couple” award because they deserve it and you damn well know it. For the past year or two, these two have been inseparable. From parties to award shows, to television appearances and random interviews, you just can’t get these two Butt Pirates [1] apart! Recently, the couple have released a joint-album together – “Face Off” – and are currently on tour with Chris Brown in the “Up Close and Personal” tour. To see a public display of Bow Wow’s love and affection for his other half, peep this youtube video of the little guy taking up for his man. Love is such a beautiful thing.

[1] Sorry y’all, I just got through watching “I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry!”

Reverend Run and his wife Justine Simmons adopted an American-born baby girl in September, who they named Miley Justine Simmons. Miley was one month old when they brought her home and will make her debut on the family’s MTV reality series, Run’s House, in January, according to Celebrity Baby Blog. The couple lost their first daughter together, Victoria Anne, an hour after birth when she came into the world with a condition known as omphalocele.

In an effort to fight world poverty, John Legend has released this video in conjuction with his Show Me Campaign. “Show Me” is off of his latest album, Once Again, and the video was directed by Lee Hirsch.

PHOTO: VH1 BLOG

Tiffany Patterson, Pollard, whatever the hell she’s calling herself nowadays, is officially engaged to I Love New York 2 winner Tailor Made, PEOPLE reports. George Weisgerber, a 32-year-old retail planner from Queens, New York, proposed to New York on the show’s finale, but she politely turned him down, saying she wanted to wait 24 months before making any decisions about marriage. “I respected that,” Tailor Made told PEOPLE. “I cherish her. She’s what I need.”

On season 2’s reunion show that airs Jan. 6, he proposes to her again and, this time, “she says yes,” a source told PEOPLE exclusively. “They are madly in love. They are a great couple.” Weisgerber, who was separated while taping the show and is currently finalizing his divorce, admits he “always had a crush” on Pollard, and thought it fate when casting for season two began. “She needs a guy who will treat her right and respects her and values her for who she is, he told PEOPLE recently. “Our personalities complete each other. I cherish her and want to cater to her every need. But I’m not a doormat. We have a good balance.”

Well if this is all true, then maybe the loud-mouthed reality star really has found love. So I suppose they’ll be no more “I Love New Yorks” … but that doesn’t close the door for any more reality shows featuring the two!

PHOTO: WIRE IMAGE

Despite making a late appearance to court yesterday, Cleveland Municipal Court Judge Michael Ryan allowed Yung Joc, who was born Jasiel Robinson, to remain free on $50,000 bond, which he had posted Monday. His next court appearance is scheduled for January 25. Because he was late for the Wednesday morning arraignment, Cuyahoga County assistant prosecutor Gayle Williams told the media that the rapper was considered a fugitive of the law, and that his bond would be doubled to $100,000.

Joc’s attorney, Stanley Jackson Jr., was apologetic about his client’s absence at the hearing and said the rapper was out of town on personal and family obligations. Ryan chided the lawyer but allowed Yung Joc to stay free on bond, Reuters reports. Jackson Jr. said his celebrity client is innocent of the charge. [ SOURCE: MTV ]

CIARA // LIKE A BOY »

I remember playing this a lot, although I imagined the video differently, it still kicked ass! You have no idea how hard this goes at the right time, place, and mood.
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JAY-Z & BEYONCE

FYI: This list is in no particular order…

2007 is coming to a close, and we here at Think2wice thought it would be the perfect time to highlight some of the greatest moments, people, etc. of the past year! First up, is “Favorite Couples.” And you guessed it, Jay-Z and Beyonce are perched at the top of this list! These two cause a stir in the gossip blogs whenever their names are mentioned. It’s gotten to the point where we’ve given them one name … Jayonce. Despite both of their busy schedules, Jayonce still finds the time to spend time with each other, whether it be a sporting event, a week-long vacation, or just having dinner at one of NYC’s top restaurants. Recently, rumors sparked of the two being married after people spotted matching tattoos on their ring fingers (IV – “FOURever” ??), but those rumors were immediately shot down by one of Jay-Z’s reps. Who knows … they probably are married! Hell, didn’t Janet keep her marriage to that guy from the public for like 10 or more years? Anyhow, hate it or love it, Beyonce and Jay-Z are with each other for the long run, as long as they keep their relationship as private as it has been for the past 4 years. CONTINUE READING