So teen heartthrob Chris Brown was featured on Blender recently where he did a photo shoot (<3.) and "intense" questionnaire. You can read the full article after the cut.
Your self-portrait looks kind of scary and freaky, Chris.
I drew myself in a goofy persona: a reject, a nerd.
Is that how you see yourself, as a reject?
Well, itâ€™s how other people donâ€™t see me. I try to be different from everybody.
Did you wear glasses as a kid, nerd?
I had glasses from sixth grade to the eighth grade, for astigmatism. I used to get headaches all the time.
What did your 10th-grade report card say?
Aâ€™s, Aâ€™s, Aâ€™s. Straight Aâ€™s, all through kindergarten, elementary school, middle school â€¦
What were your best subjects?
Math and science.
You really were a nerd. Did kids give you shit about being smart?
No. â€™Cause Iâ€™d beat â€™em up.
Who was the last person you punched?
I used to fight in the hood in Virginia. Gang fightsâ€”not â€œgang fights,â€ but fights with people: â€œMan, forget them!â€ â€œForget you!â€ Boom! Boom! Boom! I wouldnâ€™t brag, but I didnâ€™t lose a lot.
Have you ever been arrested?
Yeah, but itâ€™s not on my record. I got arrested for fleeing from the police on a little minibike. When I was living in New York, my homeboys wanted to ride through the park. The police caught us, but all they did was take the bikes from us, so we didnâ€™t get in trouble.
Itâ€™s a typical Friday night at 11 p.m. What are you doing?
Looking for some girls. [Laughs.]
If you could make one apology, what would it be?
Iâ€™d apologize to God for all my sins.
But youâ€™re only 18. What vices do you have?
Basketball, my music and women.
What personal habit do you have that other people find annoying?
I like picking the nails off my toes.
Pretty annoying! What would you like written on your gravestone?
Chris Brown, the horniest man alive! [Laughs.] Check it, Iâ€™m lyinâ€™. Probably, Here lies a legend.
What do you look like naked?
Pretty damn good.
How would you characterize your taste in sex?
Iâ€™ll save that for the lady of my life.
What do you refuse to eat?
Chitlins. My grandma used to cook them, and sheâ€™d be like, â€œThese are good, boy!â€ I never would eat them. They smelled like feces.
Dogs or cats?
Dogs! A dog is more manly. But cats, they clean up after themselves. All they need is a litter box.
Underwear or commando?
Underwear. I wear a new pair of drawers every day. I wonâ€™t wash my drawers and put â€™em back on. I just throw them away.
If we drug-tested you, what would we find?
Nothing. Just urine. I donâ€™t really take drugs. I donâ€™t drink. My uncle died from drinking. Alcohol can hurt you in many ways. It hurts, like, females that get drunk at a party, then pass out and dudes take advantage of them. Typical high school story â€” not from me!
If we talked to an ex-girlfriend, what would she say about you?
That she fucked up!
Source: Tim Grierson (for Blender.com) via ChrisBrownWeb
Now this is what I like to read, the questions were silly, fun, and real! Wow, commando? He he, Tim was goin’ off!