AIM CONVERSATION:
Friend: [gives me the link to the video]
Friend: POST THAT IMMEDIATLEY!!!!!!!!
Me: Don’t be yallin’ at me … hell wrong witcha?
Friend: LOL, I’m not yelling…
Me: [clicked on the link] omg
Friend: That’s excitement
Me: wth, no.
Friend: lol a yell would be
Friend: !!!
Friend: lol
Friend: AHAHAHA
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Friend: HAHAH
Friend: He is soo ugly lmfao
Me: LMFAO
Me: Shhh!!!
Friend: Lmfao at the chair!
Me: The miicc W……..T-F.
Friend: LMFAO!
Friend: It gets better as it goes on lolll
Me: I see… Lmao… that chair… office max…. 99.99 Oh snap, BH a baller y’all!
Friend: AHHHHHHHHHHH
Friend: LMFAO … the hair … the short hair … LMFAO!!! OMG
Me: Nooo … stop spoiling! I’m not on that part yet …
Friend: LMFAO!!!!!!!!
Me: BWAHAHA - the random short wig - that’s exactly like Ciara’s “Promise!” OMG, why does he have the same build as Ciara - that’s so scary! You can’t tell me that isn’t Ciara’s body!
Friend: Lmfao!
Friend: That’s why I was laughing!
Me: _________________________.

Snoop Dogg’s longtime sidekick, Bishop Don Magic Juan, has confirmed he’s dating James Brown’s widow - and they’ve exchanged diamond rings. The colourful former pimp has revealed he became Tomi Rae Brown’s confidante earlier this year as she fought the late soul man’s estate for a share of his fortune.

He says, “She says I’m the only one to make her cry and smile at the same time.” Magic Juan admits the couple has been keeping their romance low-key because Brown’s lawyers feared a relationship with a former hustler would not help her case in court.

He adds, “They won’t let us have it that way, and I understand.” Meanwhile, Brown admits she’s close to the Bishop but she has no plans to wed him. She explains, “I gave him a ring, but it was just a gift. As far as I’m concerned, I’m the Godmother of Soul and I have no intentions of being with anybody else.”

Well I really hope she lets Don know how she feels because he thinks they’re on something serious! Looks like he’s in love all by his self lmao.

Alicia Keys took the title of the second biggest release of the year when her brand new album (just released last week) “As I Am” sold over 742,000  copies! Kanye West still holds the title of the biggest release, with over 957,000 “Graduation” albums sold in the first week. Jay-Z’s latest album, “American Gangster” dropped from #1 to #8 this week, while Chris Brown’s “Exclusive” fell 6 spots from #4 to #10.

In other AK news, it’s reported that she showed her support for Hollywood’s striking writers on Tuesday when she performed two songs at a rally they staged on Hollywood Boulevard. Thousands of protestors shut down the street as they took part in the Labour Solidarity March and rally outside the famous Graumann’s Chinese Theatre.

Talks between executives and the writers are set to restart next week in an effort to end the walk-out. The writers went out on strike on November 5after failing to secure a royalties agreement concerning material on the Internet and other new media. The strike has brought many TV shows and some movies to a standstill.

Apple debuted a new iPod / iTunes ad a few nights ago on television. The ad continues the silhouette dancer theme of Apple’s long running iPod ads and features Mary J. Blige singing “Work That” (her next single) from her new album Growing Pains, which is slated for a December 18th release. Peep the ad above. I think it’s definitely a good look for apple to start using R&B/Hip-Hop artists in their television ads!

Timbaland has been celebrating after his publicist Monique Idlett gave birth to his first child. The pair, who had secretly been dating for two years, have also announced their engagement after the music producer, real name Timothy Mosley, proposed during their baby shower last month.

A source said: “They welcomed a baby girl (Reign Mosly) into the world a couple of days ago. They’re both really happy together. They’ve known each other for years.”

Reports earlier this week revealed that a woman who works for Timbaland’s record label Mosley Music Group was expecting his baby, but it was originally stated that the pair were not in a relationship together. Timbaland and Idlett plan to marry next year.

I mean dayum! Did anyone see this coming? Talk about keeping shit under wraps! But anyhow, congratz to the two on their engagement and their newborn.

Fans in Columbus, Georgia apparently aren’t too happy about Keyshia Cole skipping out on performing for them. The rumor is that she didn’t want to go on stage before Ne-Yo. Nevertheless, local artist Loony T didn’t waste time on dissing homegirl on a HILARIOUS remix of some popular songs the singer has done (Let It Go and Last Night).

[ THANKS NEKIA! ]

Damon Dash is reportedly in trouble with the IRS! He owes the state of New York over $2 million in taxes. But I’m sure he’ll be able to get that paid without him having to go to jail, seeing as he owns a $400,000 Maybach sedan with a chauffeur, several diamond-encrusted watches and over 1,000 pairs of sneakers. That’s a little over a million dollars, right? He can make up the rest of that ghetto myspace thing he’s working on. I hear they have like 23 members now.

But back to the story. You celebrities are gonna get enough of hiring these run-of-the-mill accountants who “forget” to file your taxes! I bet you their taxes are paid in full, and probably with YOUR money!